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Clips from Family Guy - The Man with Two Brians (S07E07)

"Excuse me, I gotta go get yelled at by my father..."
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"And I'm starting to think you might be right. Brian's getting old."
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"He's not the dog he used to be, and I'll have to get used to it."
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"Just like I got used to my acrylic nails."
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"Stanion, Winestock and Riesman."
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"Hey, LaRonda."
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"No, I got four people on hold, but I can talk."
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"Good morning, everybody. Brian, I have something to say."
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"I'm sorry I've been so preoccupied with your age."
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"Well, look, Peter, don't worry. Let's just forget about it."
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"Fantastic. And to help us forget about it, family..."
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"...I'd like to introduce New Brian."
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"Hey, gang."
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"Whose leg do you have to hump to get a hug around here?"
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"Oh, I like him."
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"- You got a new dog? - Yes, sir."
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"- But I'm the dog. - Well, now that you're getting older..."
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"...New Brian's here to take some of the load off."
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"- Can he do tricks? - Oh, you bet."
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"He's trained to fetch, roll over, and make you feel really good about yourself."
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"I can't believe you got a new dog. What about me?"
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"Hey, you're still my buddy."
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"New Brian is just a new friend for the family."
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"You guys are gonna get along better than Abraham Lincoln and his neighbor."
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"Hey, Dale, I noticed your lawn's getting a little high."
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"Okay, now, you have a good one."
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"My word, what a gorgeous way to wake up."
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"I hope you don't mind."
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"I checked the time your alarm was set for, and I shut it off."
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"I figured this might be a more gentle way to start the day."
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"Oh, that is so thoughtful, New Brian."
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"Hey, Meg. I know how you like to let off steam once in a while."
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"Actually, I got you two of them: My right ear and my left ear."
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"Fire away."
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"Dear diary: Today, at the school library, I saw a picture in National Geographic..."
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"...of a woman with nipples that cover most of her breasts too."
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"- And suddenly, I didn't feel so alone. - You know what it sounds like to me?"
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"All right, I'll see you at dinner."
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"- Are you sure I'm old enough? - Oh, I think so."
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"I'm gonna make you a little less gross every day."
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"- Hey, New Brian. Oh, you have a guitar. - Yep."
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"In fact, I wrote a new song today, and I wanna hear what you think of it."
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"Peter, inspiration doesn't have a schedule."
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"I don't like cozy breakfast nooks"
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"I don't like modern arts"
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"Well, I like farts"
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"- If you've got heart - Oh, I've got heart"
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"Brian, I went out for a run this morning, and I found this stick."
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"- I thought you might like it. - Wow, thanks a lot."
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"And I got you this bag of weed."
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"I don't smoke it myself, but I sure won't judge you."
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"- Gosh, thanks. - Check you later, handsome guy."
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"Well, I wasn't sure about this new-dog thing at first..."
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"...but I gotta tell you, he's a really terrific guy."
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"You poor damn fool."
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"- What? - You have no idea what's going on here."
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"He's not just a delightful new friend for the family."
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"- He's your replacement. - Oh, come on, that's ridiculous."
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"You're getting old, and they know it. You're no longer the cover girl."
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"Look at Carol Alt. That's what... You're Carol Alt."
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"- I'm through listening to you. - Fine."
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"Think what you want, aging supermodel Carol Alt."
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"They're saying your name on the Family Man."
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"What? Huh?"
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"- What? - Huh?"
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"- What? I forget."
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"And besides, Brian, the evidence is all right in front of your nose."
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"Ha-ha-ha. That's hilarious, New Brian."
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"Now do your impression of Punky Brewster's father."
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"Punky."
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"- Oh, Punky. - Ha-ha-ha!"
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"Oh, Punky, you have a dog named Brandon."
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""Hi. I'm Carol Alt for PoliGrip. ""
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"They did it again."
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"Okay. Relax, Brian."
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"There's no way they'd replace you. But it couldn't hurt to remind them..."
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"...how much they value you as a family member."
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"- Hey, buddy. - Uh..."
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"- Hey. - I just wanted to check in with you."
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"You know, sometimes life happens so fast..."
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"And if there's ever anything you ever wanna talk about..."
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"...or if you just want some company, I'm here for you."
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"- So how's it hanging? - Uh..."
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"Oh, Maxim. That Jessica Biel sure is a cutie."
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"You were masturbating when I came in."
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"Yeah."
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"- So how's it hang...? - Get out!"
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"Gotcha."
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"We've all seen your compilation video, Brian:"
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"Shatner singing "Rocket Man," drunk Orson Welles doing that commercial..."
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"...Sylvester Stallone in that porno, and Bill Cosby beating up that midget."
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"- I don't remember that last one. - It's freaking brutal."
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"For no reason, you know?"
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"Poor guy's sitting there eating his Snack Pack."
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"Bill Cosby runs in out of nowhere and starts wailing on him."
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"Didn't that guy die?"
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"These are home movies from when I was a puppy."
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"- He died. - Okay, look, just watch."
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"Oh, look at him sleep."
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"Oh, I wonder what he's dreaming about."
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"Shut up, Meg."
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"Oh, did you hear that?"
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"- He farted. - Just like in the song."
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"Aah! What the hell is the matter with you? Outside. Outside now."
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"Well, I hate to say I told you so, but..."
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"Wait a minute, I love saying I told you so. Ha. Doy."
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"Ha. " Hey, Stewie Griffin, meet Stewie Griffin. ""
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"- Because, uh, I got this new gun. - Here we go."
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"I thought we could go deep in the woods where no one would ever think to look."
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"Oh, boy."
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"- And, uh, just shoot it. - Awkward."
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"You know, like so far in that no one can hear gunfire."
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"- A little on the nose. - Or screaming."
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"Uh... I don't think so, Peter."
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"It's like he thinks I'm gonna shoot him."
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"He's acting all crazy, like Quagmire when he drunk-dials me."
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"- Hello? Hey. What are you doing?"
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"- What are you doing? - I just told you."
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"Oh, that's right. I just asked that."
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"So li... Wait. Listen to this song."
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