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Clips from Family Guy - The Man with Two Brians (S07E07)

"These guys are hilarious. They do so much funny stuff."
Family Guy
"Peter, what are you...?"
Family Guy
"What do I do? What do...? Aah."
Family Guy
"What is that? What is that? I feel something."
Family Guy
"I'm Glenn Quagmire, and this is Bee Bush."
Family Guy
"Just... Nobody move. All right? Nobody do nothing."
Family Guy
"Ha-ha-ha. - Stop it. Stop it. Knock it off."
Family Guy
"Oh, my."
Family Guy
"Ow! My back. I can't move."
Family Guy
"You know, I'd expect this kind of behavior from you..."
Family Guy
"- Eight. That's 56 in human years. - Okay, Lois."
Family Guy
"That's how it begins. Then the next thing you know..."
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"Hey, youthful guy."
Family Guy
"How is your "bur-usiness" on this aggressively redonkulous morning?"
Family Guy
"- Peter, what are you doing? - Lf movies have taught me anything..."
Family Guy
"...because we're more alike than we know."
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"- Peter, did you have fun with Brian? - No, Lois, he was a wet blanket."
Family Guy
"Wow, Meg and Chris. I can't decide which one of your hats I like better."
Family Guy
"Yeah. I used to have a guy for that, dick."
Family Guy
"- So I got you a journal. - You got me a journal?"
Family Guy
"Sounds like the woman in that picture was pretty beautiful."
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"- Think fast. - Wow, deodorant."
Family Guy
"Where did you find the time for that?"
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"I don't like fancy learning books"
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"I don't like apple tarts"
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"Yes, I like farts"
Family Guy
"Wet farts, your farts I like farts"
Family Guy
"- Let's hear those farts - How do I start?"
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"Carol, come in here."
Family Guy
"Is that the one with the fish? - No, that's American Boy!."
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"...we miss the most important part, which is sharing it."
Family Guy
"- Uh-huh. - You see, Chris, I care about you."
Family Guy
"- Okay. - Hey, what do you got here?"
Family Guy
"Okay, everybody, tonight, I've got a real treat for you."
Family Guy
"Aww..."
Family Guy
"Ha. "Nice to meet you. " "Charmed, I'm sure. ""
Family Guy
""Great outfit. " "Oh, go on. " "No, it is. ""
Family Guy
"So what if there's a new dog? Lots of families have two dogs."
Family Guy
"I thought maybe we could spend the afternoon together."
Family Guy
"- Really? That'd be great. - Awesome."
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"- Quagmire, I'm sleeping. - Yeah, I was just out with Joe."
Family Guy
"I forgot. Hey. Hey, this song made me think of you."
Family Guy
"And, you know, besides, there's a whole big world out there..."
Family Guy
"About which I do not care very much."
Family Guy
"These pancakes are okay."
Family Guy
"I'm watching you make stool."
Family Guy
"In what way is that a joke?"
Family Guy
"- Okay. You start. - Okay."
Family Guy
"- You're blue. You're blue. - This is crazy. Okay, I'll do it, then."
Family Guy
"...because I want this to work. - Uh..."
Family Guy
"Well, I can't say I blame you. I hate him as much as you do, Brian."
Family Guy
"Yeah, lurking in the water with our eyes poking out."
Family Guy
"- Yeah... - Wait."
Family Guy
"Oftentimes it's the ones who seem the happiest."
Family Guy
"It's okay, Peter."
Family Guy
"We now return to Jackass."
Family Guy
"Hello. My name's Johnny Knoxville..."
Family Guy
"...and I'm gonna take a shotgun blast to the face."
Family Guy
"Okay, ready?"
Family Guy
"God."
Family Guy
"Hey, you know what?"
Family Guy
"We should try some of that stuff here at home."
Family Guy
"I don't know. That skull-and-crossbones warning..."
Family Guy
"...before the show was pretty clear about not doing that."
Family Guy
"Cleveland, shut up. I saw something on TV that I wanna imitate."
Family Guy
"What are you boys doing up there? Get off the roof."
Family Guy
"Go back in the house, Lois. We're being Jackass. Ready?"
Family Guy
"We're rolling."
Family Guy
"I'm Peter Griffin, and this is Shopping-Cart Roof..."
Family Guy
"Roof-Shopping-Cart Guys."
Family Guy
"Okay, go."
Family Guy
"Ow. Ow. Ow."
Family Guy
"- My God. - Oh, my God. Are you okay?"
Family Guy
"I don't know. I don't know. What does it look like?"
Family Guy
"It's your spine, dude. It got, like, yanked up a bunch of notches."
Family Guy
"I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scare..."
Family Guy
"- Aah! Oh, God! - Does this get fixed with ice or heat?"
Family Guy
"Ice now, heat later."
Family Guy
"All right, what'd you do to yourself, Quagmire?"
Family Guy
"Well, I just covered my entire private area with honey."
Family Guy
"Now we're just waiting for the bees. Heh."
Family Guy
"- Giggity. - All right, here they come."
Family Guy
"Just... Don't wanna make them mad."
Family Guy
"We wouldn't want the bees to get mad. I hate you, bees."
Family Guy
"- I hate you, bees. - Oh, stop it."
Family Guy
"- I hate you, bees. - Knock it off. I'm serious. Stop."
Family Guy
"- I hate you, bees. - Stop. That's enough."
Family Guy
"Just get them off. Put them back in the hive."
Family Guy
"Yeah, enough is enough. Cleveland, open the hive."
Family Guy
"All right, Quagmire, bring them over here."
Family Guy
"Hey, you guys, Lois says it's time for dinner."
Family Guy
"Peter, this is not safe at all. - Shut up, Brian. Just keep filming."
Family Guy
"I'm Peter Griffin, and I am the Greatest American Hero."
Family Guy
"My special power is being somehow memorable after a very short run on TV."
Family Guy
"- Get some, Peter! - Nice job on that ramp, Joe."
Family Guy
"- Lf there's one thing I know, it's ramps. - Wait, guys, I think he's really hurt."
Family Guy
"Help! Help! I think my arm is broken!"
Family Guy
"I thought I was gonna die. Aah!"
Family Guy
"Yeah. Yeah, that's good."
Family Guy
"...but you have no business endangering Brian like that."
Family Guy
"- Thank you. - He jumped into that lake..."
Family Guy
"...to try and save your life, and he's 8 years old, Peter."
Family Guy
"I mean, why do you think he almost drowned?"
Family Guy
"He's old, Peter. Plus, he drinks and he smokes all the time."
Family Guy
"So take that 56 and make it 79, at least."
Family Guy
"Why are you making such a big deal out of this? I was just tired."
Family Guy
"...I'm making Peter dig a hole, and you're in a pillowcase."
Family Guy
"You're out of your mind. Brian's young, and I'm gonna prove it to you."
Family Guy
"What are you talking about, Peter?"
Family Guy
"Don't you mean, "'Tis-alking' about, P. Dudey?""
Family Guy
"You don't have to be formal with me. I know how you young people talk."
Family Guy
"We should sip Bacardi like it's your birthday."
Family Guy
"What does that mean?"
Family Guy
"It means that this damn thing doesn't work at all."
Family Guy
"...it's that young people are constantly being antagonized by preppy '80s bullies."
Family Guy
"- What? - What are you gonna do about it?"
Family Guy
"- Peter, this doesn't make sense. - You know what doesn't make sense?"
Family Guy
"Some new-kid jerk moving into my town and being worse than me at karate."
Family Guy
"- Peter, you don't know karate. - Stay away from Muffy."
Family Guy
"She's my girlfriend. She just doesn't know it yet."
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