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Clips from Family Guy - The Man with Two Brians (S07E07)

"Isn't that awesome?"
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"You said you weren't gonna call him."
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"It's not him, you big bully."
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"Joe told me not to call you. So, what are you doing?"
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"Everyone, I have an announcement to make."
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"- I've decided I'm leaving. - What? Leaving? Brian, why?"
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"Well, you know, I feel like I've sort of run my course here."
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"...and it's time I saw it."
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"But, Brian, you live here. This is your home."
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"I know, but I've thought about this long and hard, and..."
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"Ha-ha-ha. "Long and hard. ""
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"I'm sorry, Brian. Please, please, continue."
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"Well, I haven't decided that yet, but I promise I'll be in touch."
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"- Ha-ha-ha. - Wait, how is that one dirty?"
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"It's... I was remembering "long and hard. ""
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"Well, if your mind is made up about this, Brian, then I wish you the best of luck."
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"I hope this move won't be a boner for you."
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"- Peter? - Hmm?"
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"- What? - I was just saying to Brian:"
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"- "I hope this move won't be a boner. " - I would agree."
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"- I hope he finds what he's looking for. - Okay."
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"Well, we're gonna miss you, Brian."
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"Hey, everybody, let's watch this tape. Okay."
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"There's the midget just sitting there. Watch the left side of the screen."
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"Oh, my God. Well, he's obviously drunk."
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"Ow! Ow! You're hurting me."
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"- Pancake? - Oh, just a small one, thanks. Mm."
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"My God, these are the best pancakes I've ever had."
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"And I've been to IHOP."
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"These are the best pancakes I've ever had."
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"And I've been to Applebee's."
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"And I've been to Denny's."
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"Oh, boy. I bet Brian would love these pancakes."
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"- I wonder where he is. - He's next door with Cleveland."
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"I saw him on my morning paper route."
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"I appreciate you letting me stay with you..."
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"...but I'm perfectly capable of going to the bathroom by myself."
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"Sorry, but there's a leash law in this neighborhood..."
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"...and you never know who's watching."
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"Hey, New Brian. Oh, I see you're having pie."
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"Everything's better with Cool Whip."
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"- Did you hear what I said? - What about it?"
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"It doesn't bother you the way I pronounce it? "Cool Whip"?"
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"- No. Why would it? - Cool Whip."
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"- I'm putting emphasis on the H. - Sounds right to me."
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"- Nothing ever bothers you, does it? - No, not really."
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"I like everything."
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"God, he's a bigger buzz kill than Buzz Killington."
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"Stewie, do you know why W.S. Gilbert..."
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"...was frequently drunk on his transatlantic crossings?"
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"No."
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"Because he was quartered on the portside."
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"Now that I've got you..."
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"...let's both revisit the birth of the D'Oyly Carte Opera Company."
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"- Okay, New Brian, you're next. - Ha-ha-ha. Oh, no. Oh, boy. All right."
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"Well, I can't do this alone. Lois, I'm gonna need your help here."
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"Oh, my God. Uh-oh."
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"Okay. Rita Coolidge's less-talented sister here."
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"All right. I don't know... Am I blue or am I red?"
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"Thanks for letting me stay here."
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"- I hope I'm not in the way. - No, no. Should be fine. Um..."
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"But, uh, listen, Brian..."
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"...I'm gonna be bringing a Puerto Rican girl over here later..."
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"...and she's super hot and real nice."
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"But when she was 5 years old..."
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"...her dad ran over one of her legs with his van..."
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"...and it's still kind of messed up in a pretty obvious, instantly visible way."
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"Um... Please don't say anything."
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"And try to make eye contact with her when she wobbles in..."
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"Yeah, sure. No problem."
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"I'm serious, Brian, that leg is a train wreck."
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"I mean, she herself is so pretty..."
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"...but that thing just looks like a string of sausages with one empty casing in it."
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"- I get it. - It's quite a sight, you know?"
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"When she's not looking, you should take a look at it, but be discreet."
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"Yeah, I'll, uh..."
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"I'll check that out."
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"- Stewie, what are you doing here? - Brian, you gotta come back."
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"- Why? - Because New Brian is such a tool."
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"I mean, he's so damn sweet and saccharine and perfect..."
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"...and he's turning the family into a bunch of douches."
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"Well, big deal. You always told me I was a douche."
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"Yeah. But you were my douche, Brian. My douche."
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"Come back and be my douche again."
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"- Hi. I'm looking for Glenn. - Oh, what happened to your leg?!"
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"Damn it, Brian."
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"Come back home, Brian."
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"When this is all over, I'll make you some pie with a nice dollop of Cool Whip."
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"There it is again. Why are you putting so much emphasis on the H?"
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"That's exactly why I miss you, Brian."
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"Forget it. I'm not going back as long as that new dog is there."
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"As long as he's a part of that family, there's no place for me."
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"He's a bad fit. Like a crocodile at an alligator rally."
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"Yeah."
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"Sneaking up on a crane or an egret and snapping our jaws on it."
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"Yeah."
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"And sometimes walking out onto a dry plain or dusty field..."
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"...because it's nice to get out of the swamp now and then."
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"- What? - What? Huh?"
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"Dry plain? Dusty field? Nice to get out of the swamp?"
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"What a croc."
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"And that's where we get the term."
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"Huh? What are you talking about? This is my home."
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"Nobody likes you here."
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"Well, I disagree. I think everybody likes me."
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"No, we don't. We don't like your cooking, your stupid karaoke nights..."
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"...and we especially don't like the way you hump that chair in the den."
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"Well, Rupert seems to like my humping."
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"- What did you say? - Rupert."
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"Humped him for two hours yesterday. He just laid there and took it."
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"- Did he? - Yeah."
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"And now every time you're sleeping with him, he's gonna be thinking of me."
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""And that is why I killed myself, chopped myself up..."
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"...and put myself in the garbage. ""
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"- Wow, he must've had some demons. - Oh, my God. Suicide?"
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"How could we have misjudged him so severely?"
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"Well, the upside is, at least we have our old Brian back."
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"From now on, buddy, you're the only animal I care about."
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"Hey, everybody. I'm Bernie the Hamster."
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"- Would you like to be my friend? - Oh, my G..."
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