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Clips from Scrubs - My Big Move (S04E04)

"Let me explain."
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"Turk had done, so last night, I took Carla out to smooth things over."
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"Sorry. Drunken accident."
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"It was barely more than a friend kiss, so we decided not to tell Turk."
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"I need to discuss a matter of grave importance."
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"New janitor uniforms! Top priority."
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"I made some sketches."
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"I'll get a new uniform, or I'll wax everything in your world."
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"as you'll be playin' the role of arm candy."
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"Yeah, I'm not going. If I wanna hear someone go on and on"
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"about how great you are, I'll just listen to you during sex."
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"The silence was killing me."
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"Don't even look at her. Sit on the floor!"
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"I don't understand why you're butting in on my patient"
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"However, if you'd like to know about why I'm "butting in,""
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"The damn janitor waxed the counter!"
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"Give me that phone."
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"Here."
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"Who gets a tattoo of a mop?"
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"I'll tell you why Lindsay's seizures are back."
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"You think something'll happen, it doesn't, and that makes it official."
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"I have a finite amount of brain space, and your inspiring story"
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"Wow! That colour really brings out your package."
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"He didn't stop."
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"- Whatever. You got somethin' here. - What?"
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"You look so cute in your little blue outfit, I wanted to give you a tickle."
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"Here's the gossip. You're having seizures again"
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"cos you're not taking your medication. If this continues, you'll be dead."
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"my blueberry or my Chuck Berry."
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"Technically, Chuck Berry is a black Berry."
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"Good Lord!"
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"Or finding out that you have no idea how to deal with a teenage girl."
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"How about this?"
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"- You want fries? - You said you were OK!"
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"Don't eat that fry!"
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"I'm sorry, the only way I'm gonna have closure is if I can blame one of you."
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"I just gotta figure out who."
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"Don't worry, this'll all be fine. You know Turk."
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"then he'll make snarky comments for a few months."
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"- You slept with Toonie? - I was staying in their guest room,"
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"All you do is have sex and he'll forgive you. If I have sex with him,"
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"I didn't ask him to walk me home!"
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"You think you're talkin' to Turk, don't you? Idiot."
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"I was hoping you'd be able to give me the answer to that one right about now."
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"That girl... That girl is a robot."
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"I need your help."
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"Fine. But I have three rules. One, when we're in the room, you say nothing."
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"All right, just put on your mean face, and order shall be restored."
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"Yeah, yeah. Happy birthday."
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"It's not cursed. It's simply psychology."
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"Please don't make me go to this banquet tonight."
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"The silent treatment."
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"I got three words for ya. Sucks to be... Adding a fourth... you."
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"After sharing a quick victory dance with Roland, the heavy-set orderly,"
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"- Thanks, Roland. One day I'll get it. - I doubt it."
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"... I got to thinking about relationships."
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"Back to your room, Mr Johnson. You got one ventricle."
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"were the only thing in my life that I felt I had control over."
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"I'm so tired of everyone telling me what to do."
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"How about I tell your parents the prescription's will be given"
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"I don't have a ring, but you can kiss my arse."
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"I'm gonna grab a fry... some ketchup."
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"I'm back."
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"You think you're the greatest husband? I was there when you"
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"you've chosen not to hang with your wife cos you were tryin' to hang with me."
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"It's time you started acting like a real husband"
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"instead of actin' like some sort of crazy cowboy."
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"- A cowboy? - I don't know. It just came to me."
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"When your pride's at stake, you can't help but have questions."
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"Tell me now so that we don't have to talk anymore. Ever."
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"OK, how about this one? Three blue jays fly into a bar."
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"No? Sorry, Dan. You tell one."
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"Turk's not talkin' to me."
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"Hey, guys, I know we talked about this before, but... I'm movin' out."
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"- Yeah. You guys need your space. - Wow. Thanks, man."
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"You're gonna miss me, though."
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"Hey, you could turn his room into a gym."
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"- Whose media room? - Our media room."
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"J.D. And I kissed."
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"I guess there's a lot of things that can knock you on your arse."
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"For instance, when your 17-year-old neighbour doesn't see you"
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"Do you have any idea where it might be?"
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"Ma'am?"
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"You just ma'amed your way out of me buying you beer again."
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"Uncanny."
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"Dr Kelso, while I got you here,"
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"Right up there with silk jammies for the patients and a cat door for the ICU."
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"Now, this one has sort of a medieval thing goin'."
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"- That's you on a horse? - It's a steed, sir."
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"Sometimes I draw kangaroos."
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"You know, I could look at the demented crayon scratchings"
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"Wait'll you get a load of this."
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"They're giving me a teaching award tonight"
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"so I'm gonna need you to holster up the twins,"
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"I'm hearing the hate, but I'm not seeing the hate. You..."
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"Did you Botox your face into an expressionless mask?"
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"Damn it, Jordan, come on. Now, you know I'm generally OK"
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"with you putting any poison you want into your body,"
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"but this is the first time I've ever won anything."
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"Sad."
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"You got angry down."
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"When we got to work, not a whole lot had changed."
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"You kissed my wife."
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"I miss the silence."
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"Did you like it?"
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""Dude, your wife is hot, and I'd like to get me some of that.""
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"But if I say no, then I'm all like,"
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""I know she's your wife, but you can keep that fish-lipped bitty.""
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"What about you, Carla? Did you like it?"
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"No! His lips are chappy."
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"I can't use lip balm. I end up eating it."
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"When I was little, I used to spread it on crackers."
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"Well, if it isn't the happy couple. Oh, and Turk's here, too!"
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"OK. Are we not laughing about this yet?"
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"Turk, look, I'm so sorry, but you have to believe me."
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"- It was barely anything. - It was barely even a kiss."
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"It was an accidental lip bump, like, "Oops.""
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"- Sitting. - Fine. I'll show you with Elliot."
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"outside of your usual arrogance and God complex."
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"Don't know what you're talkin' about. Kiss my ring."
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