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Clips from Scrubs - My Big Move (S04E04)

"it's because your young patient Lindsay here,"
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"when she was 10, I'm the one who diagnosed her with epilepsy."
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"Now that her medication's no longer controlling her seizures,"
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"I'd like to know what's going on."
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"Hey. Lindsay. What's up, girlfriend?"
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"See? Rapport."
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"This'll just take a second."
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"Nice, huh?"
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"- Can I get up? My butt is asleep. - No!"
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"Turk, you know how I was so upset"
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"because you started calling your ex-girlfriend?"
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"I just couldn't understand how a married person could slip up like that."
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"Now I do."
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"- I'm so sorry. - Me, too, buddy."
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"Guys... as insane as this may sound, I'm actually gonna be OK with this."
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"And for the love of God, honey,"
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"no more girl-on-girl kissing demonstrations."
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"Something horrible has happened."
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"Blood work shows her Dilantin's zero. Not takin' her medicine."
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"What? I'm gonna give that girl a talking to."
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"With all due respect, Dr Cox, maybe I should talk to her."
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"With no due respect whatsoever, why?"
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"She's a teenage girl. That's an awkward time."
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"You know, your breasts are growing... Not always symmetrically."
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"You like boys. One gives you a ride home."
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"of the little breast who couldn't just pushed out my memory"
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"of the 1980 Olympic hockey team's victory at Lake Placid."
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"I know all about what it's like to be a teenage girl."
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"Of course, I never had to try to convince my mother"
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"that I sure would've liked a naval ring."
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"Well, we were all going to Jamaica, and my friend Susie..."
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"Brain space."
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"Turk. You've been so awesome,"
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"but we still need you to know how innocent the kiss was."
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"- Guys, it's cool. Don't worry about it. - Just watch, buddy."
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"See?"
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"I think you separated my shoulder. The pain is excruciating."
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"Don't bunch the new uni."
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"Little boy blue! Blow your horn."
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"Stop. Hallway's closed. Find another way around."
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"- What's that? - I don't know."
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"All right, what the hell is goin' on?"
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"Feel free to take notes. All right, Blossom."
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"I'm not talking about the "Oh, God, if I don't get invited to the prom,"
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"I'm going to die" type of dead. I'm talking dead dead. Clear?"
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"Cos if it's not, I could, of course, text you on my BlackBerry or"
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"- That clear to you, sweetheart? - Yes, Dr Cox."
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"It's nice when things get back to normal."
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"You gotta try these sweet potato fries. Amazing."
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"- Put ketchup on it. - You got it."
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"Nice work."
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"- Turk! - What? What? Were you gonna eat that?"
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"My fries!"
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"You know why? Because kisses just don't happen. They don't."
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"Now, this is somebody's fault, and I wanna know whose."
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"Admittedly, I lost my cool here."
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"- No, it's understandable. - No! Why would you?"
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"Whomever he blames will get the silent treatment for a couple days,"
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"Sooner or later, he'll be laughing about it."
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"Like when I slept with his family's cleaning lady."
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"- Thanks for takin' the hit on this. - Me?! You're his best friend."
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"All you have to do is say, "I'm sorry," high-five him, and go..."
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"Dude, she was pourin' drinks into me, and she knows I put out when I'm drunk."
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"I'm tellin' you, dude, she was all over me like ants on candy."
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"I probably should've asked you why you stopped taking your medication,"
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"and to be honest with you..."
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"So... Lindso..."
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"Just between you, me and the IV,"
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"I guess I've probably seen Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen,"
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"What a film."
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"It's so odd that she didn't respond to you"
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"because you know so much about teenage girls."
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"All right, look. Barbie..."
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"I'm about to say four words I've never said to you before,"
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"that I'll never say again."
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"Go on, get outta here."
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"Two, I get to say whatever I want about you."
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"I chose robin's-egg blue cos it has a calming effect on people and I knew"
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"it'd be the thorn in your paw. Other colours evoke different reactions."
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"For example, bright orange has been found to provoke hostility."
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"Dr Kelso, I want to thank you again for the tie."
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"That's the third time today!"
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"Jordan, this award came from my interns."
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"The least you can do is show up and support me."
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"And just like that, it was time for the moment of truth."
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"- Hey, Turk. - Hey, Turk."
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"What's up, J. D?"
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"... and say goodbye."
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"But then I was back on relationships."
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"I couldn't help thinking maybe it wasn't luck that made relationships last."
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"Maybe it was a matter of who takes fewer hits."
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"You don't have to talk to me. Just wave if you're gonna give me a ride home."
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"- Don't worry. He's not allowed to talk. - Is that true?"
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"You know, Lindsay, when I was 15, I cut my own bangs."
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"That's right, Percival, it's a high school hair story."
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"I cut off my hair, and of course, she backed out."
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"You know?"
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"When to be home, what to wear, when to take my medicine."
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"I mean, I'm the one who's sick. Right?"
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"I can handle my own life."
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"directly to you. You're in charge of getting your Dilantin, taking it."
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"- Thank you. - Great."
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"Feared in grey... beautiful in blue."
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"Feared in grey... beautiful in blue."
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"It's cold."
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"That's it."
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"That was weird."
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"No, that was weird."
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"And if you still need someone to blame, why don't you try blaming yourself?"
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"You're absolutely right. It's my fault you kissed my wife."
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"- I'm goin' home. - Who do you think you're talkin' to?"
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"When you tried to hook up with that waitress the day before you got engaged."
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"That was you."
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"I know, but I told her my name was Turk. Point is, think of the millions of times"
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"Just tell me. How did you know what was bothering her?"
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"How is it that no man understands that every woman,"
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"whether she's 16 or 60, still has that awkward, insecure,"
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"self-conscious teenage girl inside of her?"
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"Maybe you'd rather just stay in tonight..."
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"You know, have some pizza, watch some movies."
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