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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Isolation Permutation (S05E05)

"...and, sadly, as it turned out, space heaters."
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"Fine. What would you like to talk about, Sheldon?"
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"...to both the advanced and novice conversationalists."
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"Paradigm-shifting discovery..."
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"Now, thanks to you, I'm worried Amy's been eaten by a bobcat."
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"Everybody cries"
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"Everybody hurts"
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"Would you like to talk about it?"
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"And keep in mind that "no" is a perfectly viable answer."
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"...so it would be customary for you to offer me a beverage."
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"Penny and Bernadette went shopping for bridesmaids dresses without me."
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"And that made you feel sad?"
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"Very well."
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"...the future of string theory or my Lego fun time."
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"What do you want us to do about it?"
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"...so I gave him an early dinner and put him to bed."
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"That's so sweet."
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"I told you that would happen."
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"She keeps trying to figure out if our cycles have synced up..."
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"...so we can call ourselves "The Three Menstra-teers.""
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"Okay, I'm sorry."
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"You're not the first girls I thought were friends who ended up shunning me."
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"The sad little tumor no one wants to go dress shopping with."
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"...invented the telephone, he proposed answering it with "ahoy"?"
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"What's going on?"
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"I got a knife slicing through my frontal lobe too."
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"Do you want me to give the friendship bracelet back?"
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"No, you made that for you. I want you to have it."
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"Go to a Native American sweat lodge, take peyote, roll in mud..."
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"So no. And action."
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"Oh, Amy, looking sexy."
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"So, Bernadette, how goes the hunt for bridesmaid dresses?"
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"Well, if you don't mind looking like an orange traffic cone, great."
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"Girlfriends, I have the answer to our dress problems."
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"- Really? - Twelve years ago..."
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"...my cousin Irene and her entire family died..."
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"...in a horrific carbon-monoxide accident the night before her wedding."
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"- That's horrible. - Yes and no."
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"All those bridesmaids dresses remain unused..."
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"...and available to us for free."
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"So it seems that cloud of odorless, deadly gas..."
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"...had a silver lining after all."
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"Check it out, still in the bags. The gowns, not the bridesmaids."
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"I don't know. Dead people's dresses?"
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"Yeah, and cap sleeves? Ehh..."
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"Hmm. I was hoping you wouldn't notice."
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"Irene was a slave to a good bargain when it came to clothes..."
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"Ladies, please."
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"These four walls once housed an intellectual salon..."
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"...where the mind received nourishment as well as the stomach."
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"But through no one's fault, Penny..."
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"...the quality of dinner conversation in this apartment has declined."
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"And again, I'm looking at no one in particular, Penny."
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"Ugh. "What would you like to talk about, Sheldon?""
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"Why do you hate us?"
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"I've prepared a number of topics that should appeal..."
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"Who didn't? Your skin is like alabaster. Do you even have pores?"
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""Faster-than-light particles at CERN:"
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"...or another Swiss export as full of holes as their cheese?""
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"And converse."
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"- Who wants to look at bridal magazines? - Oh, me."
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"Through no one's fault, Sheldon, we're leaving."
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"- Wait for moi. - What? You're leaving?"
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"Sheldon, sometimes you forget, I'm a lady."
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"And with that comes an estrogen-fueled need..."
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"...to page through glossy magazines that make me hate my body."
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"- Well. - New topic:"
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""Women: Delightfully mysterious or bat-crap crazy?""
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"Totally. What's wrong with cap sleeves?"
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"If you have the right figure for it, they're adorable."
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"Hey, Amy, what brings you to our neck of the woods?"
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"...for my research on bovine spongiform encephalopathy."
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"She popped by to borrow a cup of mad cow disease."
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"It's hard to make degenerative brain maladies hilarious, yet somehow you do."
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"That's fun to have in a lunchroom."
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"The real fun starts when you pick the rat to feed it to..."
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"...and maybe you choose the beady-eyed mother who's been biting you all week."
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"Please, we're eating. Can we get that off the table and change the subject?"
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"Can we? Stand back..."
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"...while I turn this conversation into a "conver-sensation.""
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"This time, it's your fault."
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"I have 100 alphabetized topics..."
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"...from "Artichoke: Come on, people, it's just a giant thistle"..."
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"...to "Zzz: The onomatopoetry of sleep.""
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"Amy, how long would it take for that mad cow disease to kill me?"
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"I don't know, four or five years."
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"No, that's not gonna do it."
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"Oi. Bernadette keeps texting me pictures of Penny in bridesmaid dresses."
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"- They're out shopping right now? - Yeah."
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"- Just the two of them? - I guess."
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"Why are they asking me about this?"
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"What guy knows what a sweetheart neckline is?"
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"Leonard's coming down the home stretch."
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"Come on, horsey, you can do this."
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"Damn. Come on, thigh muscles, you can do this."
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"Yes! First place."
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"And scared of horses."
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"Sheldon, you're up."
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"- What? - Come on, it's your turn."
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"We said we'd get more fresh air."
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"Sorry. I'm a little distracted. I can't seem to get in touch with Amy."
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"I tried e-mail, video chat, tweeting her..."
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"...posting on her Facebook Wall, texting her, nothing."
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"Did you try calling her on the telephone?"
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"The telephone."
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"You know, Leonard, in your own simple way..."
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"...you may be the wisest of us all."
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"Voicemail."
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"Tsk. Curiouser and curiouser."
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"If you're worried, we can go and see if she's all right."
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"Okay. You know, I heard in the news..."
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"...a bobcat has been spotted in her neighborhood."
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"I don't think Amy was eaten by a bobcat."
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"Who thinks Amy was eaten by a bobcat?"
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"- You do? - Leonard..."
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"...I was just mentioning an interesting local news item."
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"Forget about the bobcat."
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"How can I? You won't stop talking about it."
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"Everybody hurts"
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"Sometimes"
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