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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Isolation Permutation (S05E05)

"Sometimes."
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"She sounds weepy. I don't like weepy. Let's go."
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"- Where are you going? - I'm single. I don't need this crap."
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"Sheldon, what are you doing here?"
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"You didn't respond to any of my electronic communications."
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"I wanted to be alone."
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"Sheldon, my world is crumbling around me."
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"Point of order."
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"As you're in distress..."
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"...it would be customary for me to offer you a hot beverage."
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"But I'm a guest in your home..."
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"How do you wanna proceed vis-á-vis beverages?"
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"It doesn't matter. Nothing matters."
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"If you'd like to take your mind off what's troubling you..."
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"...uh, word on the street is a bobcat has been spotted."
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"- Yes. - I knew it."
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"Just keep going. I guess I'm good at this."
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"It's just, I thought they liked hanging out with me..."
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"...but I guess I was fooling myself."
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"When they were over here..."
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"...did you fail to offer them a beverage?"
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"Because I can see how that could stick in someone's craw."
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"Sheldon, I'm gonna ask you something, and I'd like you to keep an open mind."
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"Always."
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"At this moment, I find myself craving human intimacy..."
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"...and physical contact."
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"Oh, boy."
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"You know ours is a relationship of the mind."
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"One wild night of torrid lovemaking..."
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"...that soothes my soul and inflames my loins."
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"Counterproposal:"
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"I will gently stroke your head..."
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"...and repeat, "Aw, who's a good Amy?""
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"How about this?"
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"French-kissing..."
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"...Seven Minutes in Heaven, culminating in second base."
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"Neck massage..."
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"...then you get me that beverage."
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"We cuddle. Final offer."
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"Oh, boy."
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"I'm just saying, second base is right there."
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"Mm. I'm thinking about adopting some quirky affectation..."
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"...like a pipe or a monocle or a handlebar mustache."
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"For all those girls out there looking for the Indian Monopoly man?"
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"This is not a safe place. You can't share anything here."
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"The two of you need to get your women in line."
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"- What? - Last night I was strong-armed..."
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"...into an evening of harp music and spooning with an emotional Amy."
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"This on a night that I had originally designated..."
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"...for solving space-time geometry in higher-spin gravity..."
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"...and building my Lego Death Star."
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"And why?"
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"Your gal pals, Penny and Bernadette..."
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"...went out shopping for some wedding nonsense without Amy..."
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"...an action they took with no thought as to how it would affect me..."
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"Get your women in line."
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"Make them apologize to Amy and set things right."
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"I am a man of science, not someone's snuggle bunny."
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"Why do I have to talk to Penny? She's not my girlfriend."
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"You invited her to lunch four years ago."
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"Everything about her is on you. You make it so."
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"- Moo Shu is Penny. - Thank you."
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"- Where's Sheldon? - Oh, he was up late last night..."
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"Yeah, but now he's gonna be up at dawn and wanna play."
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"So listen, guys, the reason he was up late..."
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"...is because he was taking care of Amy."
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"- She's kind of upset. - Why?"
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"Her feelings got hurt because you went dress shopping without her."
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"This is her first time being a bridesmaid, and she's getting a little crazy with it."
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"She keeps on telling us stories about bridesmaid traditions in other cultures..."
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"...and they're all about getting naked and washing each other."
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"We thought it would be easier to look at dresses one time without her."
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"- I feel terrible. - I know, me too. We'll talk to her."
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"Hey, wait, how did she find out?"
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"Raj did it. Ugh."
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"And he says he would do it again."
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"You sent me the picture. I wasn't thinking."
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"- Oh, Howie. - I'm usually pretty good at not blabbing."
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"You tell me tons of stuff about these guys, and I never repeat it."
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"- What do you tell him? - Oh, you know, just pillow talk."
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"You guys have nothing to worry about."
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"Did you talk about us when we were dating?"
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"No. All your little secrets are fine."
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"Come on, tumor."
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"Come on, tumor."
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"Mama needs an aggressive little glioblastoma."
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"Yay, brain tumor."
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"Probably not the same reaction you had when you got the news."
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"- Hi. - Hello."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Well, uh, we just wanted to apologize..."
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"...for not bringing you with us the other day."
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"That's not necessary. It's like Sesame Street says:"
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""One of these things is not like the others."
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"One of these things should die alone.""
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"No, come on, Amy, let us make it up to you."
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"We'll have a girls' night. We'll do whatever you want."
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"We can go down to the Korean baths and do that thing..."
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"...where we wash each other."
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"With loofah mitts, no hands."
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"It's okay. I'm glad this happened."
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"I can stop pretending that some beautiful girl..."
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"...and her cute-in-the-right-light friend wanna hang out with me."
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"- Amy, we're really sorry. - Yeah, we feel awful."
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"Don't. I'll be okay."
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"It's like elementary school, junior high, high school, undergrad, grad school..."
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"...and that semester abroad in Norway all over again."
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"Oh, come on, Amy."
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"You don't get it."
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"Look at this brain."
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"This is us."
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"Bernadette, you are the analytical, scientific left hemisphere."
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"Penny, you're the creative, spontaneous right hemisphere."
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"She's right here."
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"Amy, you're not a tumor. Penny, tell her she's not a tumor."
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"Did you know that when Alexander Graham Bell..."
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"Ahoy."
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"I like it."
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"Amy? Is that you?"
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"Have you been drinking?"
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