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Clips from South Park - The Jeffersons (S08E08)

"My dad wanted to move somewhere to get away from it all."
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"It's my mask. My daddy says it's best for me to hide my face."
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"Your name is Blanket. Right. Well, Blanket, I'm Howdy Doody,"
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"and these are my friends Timsy, Winky and Nod."
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"You know what that means? It means we don't hang out with a little kid."
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"Come on, guys, let's get back to our Big Wheels."
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"Blanket!! Oh my beautiful blanket!"
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"Guys, this is my dad,"
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"Michael... Jefferson, yeh."
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"Come on, let's climb the tree!"
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"Mr. Jefferson?"
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"The Jeffersons?"
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"Yeah way, Craig!"
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"Mememe! I'm first! I'm first!"
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"...Train together"
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"Dude, what happened to your knee?"
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"Alright, this is gonna sting for a second."
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"So, dude, do you have any brothers or sisters?"
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"You mean she doesn't live here, or she's dead, or what?"
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"What?"
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"So you never met your mom?"
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"Oh man, that was great!"
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"I'm supposed to go right back over there after dinner tonight!"
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"You feel bad for him?! He has everything a kid could want!"
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"Mr. Jefferson is the best thing that's happened to this town in a long time,"
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"Oh, are they nice people?"
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"Yeah. It's just a dad and his son."
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"over for dinner tonight."
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"I heard people saying you all were from Illinois."
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"...Yeeeah."
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"Fine Mom."
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"What the hell is going on?!"
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"No, my parents are."
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"You guys better not be trying to Bogart my friend away!"
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"Hey, you know Kobe Bryant was up in Eagle today."
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"I think he's definitely going to jail."
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"Oh come on, Mr. Jefferson, you're not one of those who think"
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"Yeah! Because their hearts are full of greed and"
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"Whatcha got?"
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"Looks like a new family has just moved into South Park."
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"Take a look. Says here..."
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"Let's go people! We've got another rich black guy."
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"Kyle?"
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"Mr. Jefferson- Awww!"
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"Look at me, I'm Peter Pan. T- shamon!"
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"Oh, son of a bitch! I knew it!"
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"He just showed up here."
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"Okay, fine, we'll all stay here, but we're going to sleep now!"
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"Yeah."
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"Haaa!"
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"What's the matter, Stan? Did you have a bad dream?"
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"Harris was right. This guy looks like he has more money than all of us put together."
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"Black sonofabitch!"
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"I'm planting the cocaine now."
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"Johnson, what about you?"
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"Frakes?"
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"for framing wealthy African-Americans with crimes they didn't commit?"
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"Oh why? I guess I never thought about why, sir. We just do it."
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"Maybe there's just a big blue ball out there that's mostly covered"
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"Bye, friends."
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"Not go to Mr. Jefferson's anymore?"
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"Come on, Blanket!"
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"Hey Harris Harris Harris! Harris!"
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"What what what?"
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"Jesus, Harris. What are we becoming? We're supposed to..."
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"Unless I KNOW he's black for sure!!"
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"Uh, look, we're goin' over to help my dad chop wood. You... wanna come with?"
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"Oh yay, my friends are here! Come inside and play, guys!"
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"Mr. Jefferson, ih it might be good for Blanket to learn how to chop wood"
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"Jesus Christ, dude!"
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"Stop, you fucking lunatic!!"
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"Hey, hey look, hey look. I got your nose."
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"You don't have to question that. Because I'm here to tell you."
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"My nose came off again!"
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"I know you live in California; I'll pay for your plane ticket!"
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"All right. Thanks a lot for helping us, dude."
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"Yeah, sure, whatever."
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"Aren't I too big to be Blanket?"
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"All right dude, get in his bed."
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"All right, but you guys owe me for this."
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"Santa Barbara Police Department, this is Snetzl."
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"but the black bastard was so rich he made bail"
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"You say he disappeared?"
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"Heh yeah, but the point is this guy didn't really look black either."
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"We had to sneak in while he was asleep and get a DNA sample to be sure."
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"Mr. Jefferson, hello??"
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"HAAAAA!"
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"Nooo! Come on!"
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"Freeze, Jefferson! The gig is up!"
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"Sure, maybe Mr. Jefferson's a little different."
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"But that's because he had to work all the time when he was young"
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"Let's say it's all made up,"
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"and Mr. Jefferson is just a nice guy"
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"Well that's fine, except for that he HAS children now!"
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"that I've forgotten about his."
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"I I wanna get a normal job and..."
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"Won't you imagine along with me?"
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"We can be spacemen, or pirates on the sea Chuckajam on"
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"Yes we can do everything, and I mean, everything! Chuckajam on"
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"Up in my Wishing Tree! Hee hee! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!"
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"Hey you guys! You guys! You gotta come with us over to the Jeffersons!"
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"They're a new family that just moved to South Park!"
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"We met this kid named Blanket, and he has the coolest dad in the world!"
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"Mr. Jefferson said we can invite all the kids in town to go play over at their house."
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"They have like, video games and rides and a cotton-candy machine"
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"oh, and, and in their back yard, guess what they have in their back yard??"
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"Guess. A train."
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"No way."
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"And if you don't believe in Mr. Jefferson, then you can just not come!"
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"I believe in Mr. Jefferson."
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"Weeeeeee, look at us on the swing! We're swinging!"
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"Who wants the first cotton candy?"
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"Memememememememememe..."
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"Choo-choo train! Yay!"
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"Let's ride the train! The train!"
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"and start a magical journey?"
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"Yes I would, Mr. Jefferson."
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"You're so awesome, Mr. Jefferson."
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"Cartman, you have a beautiful voice."
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"Thank you Mr. Jefferson. So do you."
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