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Clips from South Park - The Jeffersons (S08E08)

"Let's ride and ride on the train together"
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"On a journey through both of our minds."
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"I fell down."
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"Mr. Jefferson!"
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"Choo-choo train, it's all fun and games."
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"Choo-choo train."
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"Mr.! Goddamnit. Here, come on. We need to clean that up."
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"- Ow! - I know, I know. Be cool."
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"But they live with their mom now."
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"And where is your mom?"
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"I don't have a mom."
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"You must have a mom."
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"No. I was made in a laboratory."
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"My daddy wanted to have a baby, so he put me in a test tube."
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"Then, they put me in a woman's tummy, and, when I was born"
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"Noo... But I used to have a lot of bodyguards and nannies, if that counts."
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"Yeah. Yeah, that counts."
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"You guys know what Mr. Jefferson said?"
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"He said I'm his best friend,"
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"and I can go over to his house whenever I want!"
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"You guys, I feel kinda bad for that kid."
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"Mr. Jefferson just seems like he wants to be a kid, not have one."
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"A guy moves into South Park with a FERRIS wheel in his back yard,"
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"and KYLE has to see a problem with it!"
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"and if you miss this up, so help me GOD,"
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"I will rip your balls off with my bare hands!"
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"With my bare hands, Goddamn you!"
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"Well, there he is. Where have you been all afternoon."
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"I was over at the new neighbors, the Jeffersons."
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"Well, we're supposed to have the Broflovskis and the Stotches"
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"Maybe I'll invite Mr. Jefferson too."
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"So, Mr. Jefferson, did I hear you say you moved here from Kentucky?"
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"Kentucky, yeh."
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"No, theh, they're ignorant. That's ignorant."
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"What kind of work do you do, Mr. Jefferson?"
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"Oh I'm retired now, but, I was in... pharmaceuticals"
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"Well our boys have really taken a liking to you."
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"You seem to really have a way with them."
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"I just id- identify so much with children."
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"Their innocence, their beauty."
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"Boys, you okay out there?"
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"Wow, these are great."
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"What are they called again?"
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"They're TV dinners."
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"Don't you wanna take that veil off so you can eat?"
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"Nah, I'm not supposed to."
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"Are you having Mr. Jefferson over for dinner?!"
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"What?"
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"He is MY friend, got it?!"
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"I was friends with him before you assholes were, and I hoowi-"
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"Stan! Stan, I'm serisouslih!"
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"You'd better not be talking bad about me in there to Mr. Jefferson!"
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"Oh yeah? What do you think, Mr. Jefferson?"
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"Do you think Kobe's guilty or innocent?"
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"I just love seeing smug celebrities get their comeuppance."
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"think it's wrong what the police do to wealthy black men."
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"that the police go around framing rich black people just because they're jealous.."
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"One Mr. Jefferson, age 50, bought a house there and paid cash."
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"He seems to have a lot of money."
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"So, what's the problem?"
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"He's black."
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"By God, so he is. Black and rich."
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"Time to take this Mr. Jefferson down, just like we did Kobe."
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"I want him humiliated and dragged through the dirt, and I want it done by the books!"
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"Hey, Stan, whatcha doin'?"
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"It's 1:30 in the morning!"
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"I'm a little boy forever. Hey!"
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"Mr. Jefferson, I have to go to school tomorrow!"
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"What the hell are you doing, Stan?!"
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"You're trying to steal MY best friend!"
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"Remember, Mr. Jefferson? You said we were best friends."
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"Jesus Christ!"
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"Dude, look who I found prowling around in my back yard."
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"Hi Stan."
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"He was out all alone in the middle of the night."
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"Mr. Jefferson isn't even home."
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"I know. He's here. What??"
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"Oh Kyle, Blanket, yay, it's a slumber party!"
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"No! Mr. Jefferson, you need to take your son home."
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"We can't go home. There's a ghost in our house."
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"Me and Blanket are scared."
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"Dad says it wants to eat us."
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"Please don't make us go back home."
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"Please! We're scared, we're scared!"
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"We're scared!"
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"Hee hee!"
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"Come on, Blanket."
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"Now let's all sleep and dream Heehee!"
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"of fun and adventurous things shamon!"
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"It's time for us all to say goodnight"
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"Mr. Jefferson, I wish I could be around you all the time. You're awesome."
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"I think you're awesome too, Cartman."
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"Yeah?"
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"Yeah?"
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah?"
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"Yeah. A really bad dream. Oh Jesus!"
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"Murphy, you inside?"
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"Placing the blood spatter now, sir."
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"Placing pubic hair from the raped girl now, sir."
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"All right, when this Jefferson guy shows up,"
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"arrest him fast and try not to beat him."
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"There could be neighbors with video cameras."
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"Why do we do it, Harris?"
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"Sir?"
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"Twenty-five years I've been on the force."
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"I've seen every kind of sick, depraved act known to humanity and still,"
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"when I see a black man walk by who has more money than me, I..."
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"want to vomit my gizzards right in the gutter."
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"But why? Maybe there is no reason."
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"Stan, time to get up for school."
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"Stan? What the-?"
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"Mr. Jefferson?!"
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"Oh oh, we were just having a slumber party."
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"Mr. Jefferson, this is highly inappropriate!"
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"Inappropriate? No, you're being ignorant."
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"They're my friends."
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"You see, I I didn't have a childhood, so I'm really just a child myself."
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"Here, everything's okay. I want you each to have a hundred dollars."
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"Wow, I'm gonna go buy that new sport coat I've been wanting."
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