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Clips from American Dad! - G-String Circus (S05E05)

"Dad, I'm 18. I don't need your advice anymore."
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"I'll take your advice..."
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"if it's love advice."
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"[Imitating Woman] So my man say he been working late..."
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"but then Trina call me and tell me she seen his ass in the club."
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"How do I make him tell me the truth but keep our love million-dollar strong?"
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"The "C" in C. I.A. doesn't stand for "crestfallen.""
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"But what if it stood for "cat"?"
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"- [Chattering] - Meow, meow."
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"- Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. - [Male Cat] Meow, meow."
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"Meow!"
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"- [Meowing Fades] - Mmm. So, what's bothering you?"
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"Hayley doesn't want my advice anymore."
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"Sir, I have terrible news. I was just doing the end-of-the-year accounting."
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"If we don't spend it by the end of the fiscal year, they'll cut our budget for next year!"
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"Damn it, Robertson! Speak to me in English."
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"We have to spend $50,000 by midnight!"
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"Now give me a hug."
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"## [Humming]"
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"# We're okay #"
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"## [Humming]"
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"[Tires Screeching]"
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"- ##[Rock] - Gentlemen, do whatever it takes to empty our coffers."
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"Oh, the things you can buy with a handful of bills."
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"It makes me excited. It gives me the chills."
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"There'll be filch-arounds, breeders, hambones and tweeners..."
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"zobows and debows and blobs that go "eener.""
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"For a one-dollar bill, you can pull down their zippers."
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"- Sir? - Hmm?"
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"Sir, this place is filled with women of ill repute."
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"- I'm a little uncomfortable. - Damn it, Smith! You think I'm not?"
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"I'm terrified!"
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"Give this man your finest trouser arouser."
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"I did it! I got into Space Camp!"
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"Seven days of awesomeness starts tomorrow!"
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"Wow! I want to go."
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"Sorry, "Roget.""
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"Space Camp is a special privilege for a select group."
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"Wha- But it's about space. I'm from there!"
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"Maybe. But you weren't invited."
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"and float weightless in billion-dollar simulators."
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"But I want to go to Space Camp!"
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"I'm done with surgery. I already lost the patient."
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"[Thinking] You know, the thing about working in a hospital..."
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"is if you don't have a funny black friend , things get pretty boring."
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"and see what Carla and the mean janitor are doing."
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"[Screams] Take whatever you want!"
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"##["Funky Cold Medina"]"
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"Is everything okay?"
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"Um, this isn't really my thing."
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"Maybe this is your thing."
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"- Are you all right? - I'm still sexy! I'm still sexy for you, baby!"
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"Uh, I don't do that, sir."
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"You're right. I do know a thing or two. I'm Stan."
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"I'm Tanqueray."
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"Exposing your body for money is wrong."
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"The only people who should see you naked are your mother..."
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"The point is, you could do so much more with your life."
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"- You really think so? - Take my advice. You really can."
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"[Gasps] You were right! I'm better!"
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"If she could just see..."
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"Hey, Tanqueray..."
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"I don't know. Yes. I don't know."
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"[Grunting]"
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"Hayley, it's impolite to fiddle with trash."
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"It's not trash. I'm collecting organic compounds for the mulch I'm developing."
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"Stan, who's this?"
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"Oh, right. Everyone, this is Tanqueray. She's moving in."
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"- I'm gonna make her a success. - [Door Opens]"
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"Oh, we're wearing the same outfit."
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"Take a good look, sweetie. This is how you wear that."
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"Yah!"
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"Nine years of gymnastics, bitch."
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"She'll sleep there while he's at Space Camp. And get her out of those clothes."
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"And then rob her, kill her, cut off her head and hands and bury her by the creek."
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"- Got it. - Actually, no. Just get her changed."
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"Oh. We just avoided a funny misunderstanding."
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"All right, come on. I'll race you upstairs!"
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"Stan, what is going on?"
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"Hayley had her chance to benefit from my wisdom and guidance."
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"I'm gonna transform her from scum of the earth to captain of industry!"
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"Uh, hey, Hayley, can you come over here a second?"
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"I want to show you something."
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"Is she regretting not taking my advice yet?"
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"- What? - Oh, did I call you over?"
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"L-I meant your mother."
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"Hey, Francine. You, uh, take a look at this?"
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"is enrolling her in school."
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"Tanqueray, wake up."
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"Your skanking days are over. Your new business school classes start in half an hour."
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"[Moaning]"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! No, no, no, no, no!"
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"- Don't ever let me see you naked, okay? - I'm sorry!"
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"It's all right. No harm done."
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"Francine, meet me in the shower immediately."
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"[Chattering]"
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"[Crowd Cheering]"
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"[Cheering]"
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"You guys are in for a treat."
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"Because instead of doing our normal Space Camp activities..."
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"we'll be spending all week meeting NASA's earthbound heroes..."
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"our wonderful administrative support staff!"
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"Next, Director of Payroll Disbursement, Karen Snur!"
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"thanks to Acting Head of Paint and Plaster Repair, Art... Fitzgerald-Yee!"
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"- Art! - [Light Applause]"
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"Keep it going for Vice President of Peer Mentoring..."
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"Ellen "The Duck" Ducker."
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"[Laughing]"
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"- [Quacking Continues] - [Laughing Continues] "The Duck"!"
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"It made me sad... until I drew a bird on it."
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"You didn't turn it in?"
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"They've ordered a hundred bags. That buys the Heifer Project a hen and half a burro."
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"Congratulations, honey."
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"How's Tanqueray doing?"
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"Is she a dry cleaning mogul?"
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"I don't know if that's funny enough for you to leave on!"
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"Stan, why don't you just admit your plan isn't working?"
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"And Tanqueray's obviously not cut out for school."
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"I colored my bird!"
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"You're right, Francine."
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