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Clips from American Dad! - G-String Circus (S05E05)

"I'm gonna take her out of school and go straight to phase two of my plan."
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"Four more strippers!"
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"- They're moving in with Tanqueray. - [Gum Pops]"
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"And eight more hands to work the dry cleaning business I bought this morning."
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"- What? - Don't worry, honey."
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"When it takes off, we'll be rich."
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"Hayley's gonna be so sorry she didn't listen to me."
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"Now, some ground rules- All of you are gonna get on my menstrual cycle..."
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"which begins next Wednesday."
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"Anyone on their flow right now?"
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"Stop."
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"This place blows."
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"I can't believe we're stuck here all week."
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"My bed is short and wide!"
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"- You're sleeping the wrong way! - [Beeps]"
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"Hey, it's a message from home!"
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""Start streaming this video.""
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"Oh, thank God! Some contact with the outside world."
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"##[Slow Pop]"
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"[Steve] Hey, that's my room!"
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"Hey, Steve, remember how you said I couldn't go to Space Camp?"
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"Well, check it out, you smug little bastard."
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"Five strippers are living in your room , and they're totally horny."
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"Melinda, Alison, go!"
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"Ooh!"
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"They're kissing where we practice kissing!"
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"We gotta get home! We got to break out of this place!"
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"See you in hell- [Beeps]"
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"Okay, girls, pillow fight!"
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"[Cans Rattle]"
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"Ladies, six of the 10 richest men in America..."
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"made their fortune off of dry cleaning or other businesses."
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"So let's get in there and make some money!"
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"Jackass coked-up Armenian."
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"It's all right. We can do what we want. It's our door."
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"Well, sometimes it takes a while for a business to get going."
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"Like when Bosoms opened up. No one went to Bosoms, right? And now people go to Bosoms."
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"- [Bell Dings] - [Gasps]"
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"Oh. Hi. Sorry."
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"Are you still helping number zero?"
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"- Because I'm next. I'm one. - What do you want, Hayley?"
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"I just wanted to give you a store-warming present."
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"A bag of my mulch."
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"It's filled with crap, just like you!"
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"Okay. I'm gonna explain this one more time."
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"What is so hard to understand about that?"
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"The other girls get it. Right, Deborah?"
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"[Gasping]"
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"[Inhales Deeply] I'm hungry."
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"For God's sake, I bought a floor-length chinchilla here."
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"Maybe we should all just go back to stripping, like Tanqueray."
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"Wait. Tanqueray is doing what?"
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"She felt bad your business was failing..."
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"so she went to the strip club to make your money back."
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"No, no! If she goes back to stripping, then I failed..."
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"I can't let that happen!"
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"Hey, has Stan tried to rape either of you guys yet?"
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"- No. - No."
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"It's weird, right?"
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"##[Continues]"
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"Wow. Your voice is... sweet."
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"Yeah. My gonads are tucked inside my abdomen."
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"I was born with what doctors call "bashful testicles.""
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"Hello?"
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"Stan, we just got a call from the bank."
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"Is this because you sunk all our money into the dry cleaners?"
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"Let's look at the positives here, Francine."
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"I could have been born with bashful testicles."
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"With the 60-inch chest! How hairy are you?"
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"What? Uh..."
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"Damn it, I don't have time for you to estimate."
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"I had three dancers cancel on me."
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"How'd you like to make 600 dollars?"
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"Tax-free, all cash."
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"I really can't- Cash?"
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"If you're having money problems, this could be your possible solution."
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"What do I do?"
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"Do it!"
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"Protect yourself, Victor."
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"You can't take another heartbreak right now!"
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"How's the mulch business going, sweetie?"
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"Well, I'm not doing as well as I thought."
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"Once I paid all my costs and taxes, I'm barely breaking even."
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"Well, look. Maybe you should forget about..."
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"all those starving kids you let down..."
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"and think about how long you've been single."
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"- Mom! - Join a gym!"
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"- [Door Opens] - Check it out! I'm back!"
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"My advice is so good, even strippers can benefit from it."
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"This is all from dry cleaning?"
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"Francine, I found this G-string outside."
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"Please wash it, and then I will put it back outside."
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"[Loud Screaming]"
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"[Screaming Continues]"
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"- [Screaming Continues] - [Thunderclap]"
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"[Both Screaming]"
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"[Alarm Wailing]"
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"- How are they? - Typical Tuesday crowd."
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"How long before the dance boners go away?"
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"Come on! A little wang will cheer you right up."
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"Yeah. It just means my dad was right."
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"Are you supposed to be pregnant or fat?"
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"Eight months preggers."
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"Snuck in my own. [Whispers] This is a party ball."
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"[Tap Pours]"
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"- ##[Pop] - [Chattering]"
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"that none of these boys are gonna go full pickle tonight."
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"[Man On Speakers] Okay, ladies, open up your purses and show some love..."
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"for a real Renaissance man-"
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"- # Hit it # - ##[Hip-hop: "It Takes Two"]"
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"- # Yeah # - # Whoo #"
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"Dad, is this where all the dry cleaning money was coming from?"
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"- Hayley, wait! - Hang on. I paid for a three-song dance!"
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"- Not now, Roger! - Vic!"
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"[Groans]"
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"No. No."
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"Lean forward and look back. That's what I like."
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"# And make it rain, make it rain, make it-#"
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"Oh, Tanqueray, you leaving?"
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"Yeah. I'm gonna try and get in Playboy."
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