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Clips from Scrubs - My Big Brother (S02E02)

"maybe give Dad a call, and make sure I sleep with that Elliot chick."
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"Intimate? What did you do? Bathe her?"
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"You mean the popcorn balls and the deformed lollipops?"
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"I made it. If you want name-brand candy, my fist is packed with peanuts."
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"Of course it is."
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"What are you, a rat?"
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"- Don't listen to him. - I never do."
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"Dr Cox, your intern asked for a surgical consult on Mr Carney."
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"Mr Carney's a frail old man"
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"If we do surgery, we could improve his quality of life."
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"You stood up for what you believe in. I respect that."
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"I need some sugar over here."
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"the dermatologic condition associated with Rhinophyma? Dr Murphy?"
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"And yet further proof that the clown costume is redundant."
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"on this, the mother of all non-holidays,"
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"please consider me the razor blade in your caramel apple."
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"You going to lunch with your brother?"
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"Three seconds to give me the real reason I can't come, or I'm coming."
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"Three, two, one."
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"Because I need special time with my brother."
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"- Trick. - Excuse me?"
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"I figure you got to be wondering am I gonna get a trick"
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"- You'll be getting a trick. - Whatever."
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"- You just told me it was gonna be you. - You'll still have your doubts."
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"Christopher, after 15 years and over 10,000 surgeries,"
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"Big deal, we're having lunch together. It doesn't have to be awkward."
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"What? Thirsty."
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"I wasn't thirsty."
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"Stable condition."
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"I want to introduce you to the Washington brothers."
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"Y'all get nice and cosy up in my wallet."
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"I feel it's my duty to remind you of something."
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"Pretty good? All the best."
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"What do you do that you can take time off?"
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"- I go there when I'm home. - So you live in your home town?"
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"I take care of my mom's place so she let's me stay with her."
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"Come on, he's not like Greg Brady in the attic with beads for a door."
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"He totally has his own space."
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"when he lived above the garage with Boner. Anyone? No."
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"That's when I realised that even though I was jealous,"
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"that's not why I was trying to keep Elliot and Dan apart."
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"Dan's doing great."
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"These heated seats are amazing. They make my butt tingle."
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"It's a sweet ride, but as JD has made clear, I could never afford this car."
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"Would you please just let it go?"
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"- So I'll see you. - Not if I see you first."
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"I knew my brother would handle this like he always did"
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"- Can you work the windows from there? - No. Why?"
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"Please tell me that that was the horn."
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"- There's your heated seat, my friend. - God, it's everywhere."
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"I expect a free dead body or some garlic knots."
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"I don't think so. Miss Parker, you care to weigh in?"
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"Except, of course, that a yellow light means to slow down."
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"You're not understanding what I'm trying to say."
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"You know, ever since he... he died."
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"That wouldn't have been wise. No, thank you, we're fine."
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"I'm sorry for your loss. Go ahead. Try one."
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"Mother, this is Dr Turk, the surgeon that worked so hard."
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"Oh, please, it's the least I could do for..."
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"You see, he doesn't even remember his name."
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"His name was... was..."
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"You know, we used to call him Old Chicken Neck."
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"No, it's just that recently I've had a lot of patients."
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"Not too busy to come here in the middle of the day and stuff your face for free."
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"This is a good, caring doctor. He did everything he could for Bob."
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"This is Bob. That's Bob?"
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"Like for apples, you know, bob."
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"I get it. Let's see how tough you are without your costume on."
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"- What costume? - You weren't wearing a gorilla suit?"
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"- A gorilla. - No, it's not me."
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"- I didn't ask you to do that. - That comes free with the folder knock."
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"There have been rumblings that you let your brother play doctor the other day."
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"you'd be working with my nephew Francis so fast it'd make your head spin."
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"- with the rest of us. - Did you do this to him?"
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"You're gonna tell me why you did this and it better be good."
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"Isn't there something you want to talk about? Like cars or sports or boobs."
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"She wore a tank top to Fred's 13th birthday party."
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"She taught us how to bob for apples and three guys passed out."
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"Maybe that you're embarrassed by me you make excuses to your friends"
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"about how I live my life."
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"I want to be close with you. I just can't figure out how. Turn around."
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"You think anybody else in that room is going back to work today?"
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"And by the way..."
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"All in all, I'm pretty damn happy. I'm happy, you know."
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"And now for the apology."
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"That's a load of crap. Look, I know you, OK?"
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"is cos you hate working in that bar and you wanted to feel like somebody."
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"You're not driving that car across the country for the $300."
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"The funny thing is you could be that guy."
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"But you're afraid that if you have to try at something, you might fail,"
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"and that's not a chance you're willing to take."
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"Right then, I knew I'd never see my brother the same way again."
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"You see, it's the kid inside of us that keeps us from going crazy."
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"Just nude up in the living room and spray me down."
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"so to pass the time, I made a list of things that annoy me more than you."
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"Actually, why don't you tell me what you are keen on?"
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"Bambi?"
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"Room 310's tests came back negative. I thought you'd want to give him the news."
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"Bambi, I'm busy. It's hard to find a good male nurse these days. Am I right?"
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"I appreciate everything you did for my husband."
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"Dan, remember when we were kids and every Halloween you used to try"
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"Can't teach it."
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"Could it be psoriasis?"
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"you just make me sick."
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"or am I gonna get a treat?"
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"cos it could happen at any time."
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"All right. Here we go, Mr Carney."
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"Dr Wen, I want you to stay focused. I want Dr Wen to be Dr Zen, man."
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"If he tries hard, but there's room for improvement, sip your drink."
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"It's a great way to make 300 bucks."
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"More like Kirk Cameron in the last season of Growing Pains"
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"Oh, God..."
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"- Hey, you OK? - Yeah, why wouldn't I be?"
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"This is the problem with doctors today. They don't care."
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"- Why knock the folders from my hand? - Because you asked me to."
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"I don't have time to stand and flirt."
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"I forgot you didn't know."
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"I trust we will not be seeing your brother in the hospital."
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"Turk, wait, people get thrown out of funerals every day."
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"Why are you laughing?"
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