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Clips from Scrubs - My Big Brother (S02E02)

"How does "for poops and giggles" grab you?"
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"Boobs. Remember Fred Keifer's mom?"
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"- Remember the cans on Pat Clark's mom? - Those were awesome."
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"- Carla put you up to this? - My idea."
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"And sometimes because it's fun."
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"We're proud you became a doctor, but just because I haven't achieved as much"
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"The reason you wanted to pretend you're a doctor"
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"That girl in the wolf outfit is checking you out."
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"Yeah, once, but she was wearing a swimsuit."
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"I've made my recommendation."
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"Like now!"
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"I don't know. Does anybody ever really do anything to anybody else?"
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"Forget it."
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"Dr Kelso, that's extremely insensitive."
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"Chief, does this speech have an intermission? I got to take a whizz."
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"If any of you other would-be revellers get the urge to dress up"
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"Elliot, come on. What does she expect us to talk about?"
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"I'd let her blow my house down. You know what I'm saying?"
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"The best part is you're gonna be nervous all day about it"
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"- doesn't mean I don't like what I do. - Nothing wrong with being a bartender."
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"Have one of those nurses pour you a big glass of calm-down juice."
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"- Pay the man. - There you go."
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"My God, I'm totally going to hell."
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"- 20 bucks says you kill him. - You're on."
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"You do not have to answer that."
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"- How are you doing? - Good, sir."
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"He's explaining that something went wrong and the patient died."
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"Honestly, where do you get this crap?"
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"Before you get too high on your horse, Tonto,"
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"You two should probably get back to work."
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"Joking."
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"But mostly it's the getting by thing."
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"We don't do it because it's fun. We do it so we can get by."
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"We used to dress up as pigs and hit every bar in town."
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"If I could be there, I'd be there."
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"but unfortunately, I don't hate the world enough."
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"Would people please stop calling me Chief?"
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"Give me some."
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"We're professionals, damn it!"
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"- So change it. - I'm not gonna mess with that hostess."
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"Message received, sir."
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"Doctor, we need you."
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"And I think he knew it too."
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"- Let's go. Field trip. - I got things to do."
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"Turn around."
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"Bob."
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"Score."
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"Do you have any idea how long I've been waiting on you?"
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"We're working hard on a cure."
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"- This one? - You want a clear shower curtain?"
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"- Oh, Dan, no. - Where's the crapper?"
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"I won't call you Bambi anymore."
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"over the last six weeks."
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"Wait a second. You treated him, right? So you should want to go too. Right?"
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"I don't know if you know this... but, we used to be intimate."
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"That's a little weird for me cos..."
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"- Yeah. - I suggest you do a fem-pop bypass."
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"who'd probably snap in half from a light sponge bath."
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"Yeah, I would've invited you, but I made the reservation for two."
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"It'll be fast and you won't even know it's me."
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"I believe in you."
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"Hello, Mr Jackson."
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"Dan, you don't stay with her."
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"Every time you say that, an angel gets their wings."
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"No, no, no I remember his name. His name was..."
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"So it... I've gotten... I've been really busy."
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"Go ahead and knock the folders out of my hand now."
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"Great story. Now how about something with more substance?"
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"That is why we distance ourselves. That's why we make jokes."
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"What can I say? It's been a real pleasure seeing you."
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"Not inside, no."
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