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Clips from Scrubs - My Big Brother (S02E02)

"If you're self-conscious I can doodle in chest hairs where you'd stand."
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"- Maybe it's because you're bald. - I'm not bald. I shave my head."
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"- Well, then let it grow back. - Careful, honey."
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"What you doing for Halloween tomorrow?"
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"- We got plans. - Big plans."
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"- Watch TV and sleep. - Yeah, pretty much."
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"It was sad cos I was starting to think I'd never feel like a kid again."
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"Hey, little brother! It's the headlocking Dan."
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"I was about to ask you the same question,"
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"It's so interesting, I found I couldn't sleep last night,"
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"Now I'm thrilled to announce, your brother tops..."
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"- Plus you get to hang out with Bambi. - Maybe he'll let that go."
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"- It's a term only Carla uses. - I respect that, Bambi."
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"- Rickles is my last name. - You bet it is. Do you have kids?"
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"- Two. - That's what I'm saying."
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"Watch the little Rickles. Children are our future."
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"The jocks dug him, the burn-outs dug him,"
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"I thought I'd be cool in high school,"
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"then my dad made me play the tuba and I developed massive forearms."
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"It's nice when your friends and family click. It makes you feel like..."
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"Wait a second, is she still laughing?"
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"The funeral's tomorrow. I'd love if you attended."
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"Unfortunately, I'm in surgery all day. But, I'm sorry for your loss."
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"The whole "I'm sorry for your loss" thing was a little Hallmarky,"
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"but darn it all if you're not showing just a ton of promise."
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"where you guys were good enough to help him kick that nasty oxygen habit he had."
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"That's great. Make jokes."
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"I wish I could be an insensitive, cynical robodoc like you,"
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"You know what I'm saying, Chief?"
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"Hey, numbnuts."
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"and scare the crap out of me?"
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"I remember that."
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"I'll back off. It's gonna be tough. She sounds kind of wild."
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"You got an opposable thumb. You can use it. God, I hate Halloween."
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"Somebody needs to adjust their attitude if they want candy."
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"Did Raggedy Ann scare you?"
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"The guy's 1,000. Is he gonna take a steamer over to Europe"
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"You got it, baby."
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"Can anyone tell me"
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"You know, it's nothing personal, son,"
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"He called me son!"
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"- She uses sharp tones. - Yeah, right."
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"That wasn't it. Fun, though."
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"False alarm, boys."
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"I can do without the pep talk."
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"- What's my bro like in the sack? - What?"
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"- What? I was thirsty. - Ask me if she could be better."
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"What time is it? Time to dance."
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"See, you just made a $20 bet on whether a fellow human being would live or die."
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"Now tell me, just exactly how does that make you feel, Mr Sensitive?"
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"Why'd you drive someone else's car across country?"
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"- I tend bar. - But not just any bar. It's "the" bar."
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"When the college kids come home, it's where they go."
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"Am I the only one? Boner?"
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"The real reason was that I was ashamed of my brother."
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"when there was an emotional conflict between us."
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"Next time, if you're not here in 30 minutes,"
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"Nope, she's fine with it. She knows a thing or two."
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"- Kitty, this sucks. - How can I make it better?"
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"- Thank you so much for coming. - We've been looking forward to this."
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"You and your brother. The tension was palpable."
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"I wanted to say something. I was this close to getting back in the car."
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"Damn you, you dirty ape!"
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"Babe, you have got to try one of these. They are to die for."
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"- Damn you, woman. - Ladies, please."
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"Right."
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"Is someone running around in a gorilla suit? What's he look like?"
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"Here you go."
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"Dr Kelso, I..."
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"If I had one shred of evidence that incident actually took place,"
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"- Sir, I don't follow. - He cleans pools."
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"Off the top of my head, I'd say it's because he's suffering."
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"Of course, I love the poetry of someone putting himself on a pedestal"
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"then getting knocked back down into this puddle of self-hatred"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Off to another funeral? Come with me and if you're late for the graveyard,"
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"I'll scour the obituaries with you this weekend and we can go nuts."
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"You see Dr Wen in there?"
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"He's gonna tell them what happened, say sorry, then he's going back to work."
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"Who doesn't get that?"
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"- I like living with Mom. - She makes great eggs."
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"You're doing it cos you like how you feel when you drive it."
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"You can never let go of the kid inside of you."
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"Even close friends disagree about decisions."
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"I have a chest hair. I named him Clancy."
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"- And then it happened. - Can I help you, sir?"
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"- Can't believe she called me sir. - She called me mister."
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"We're practically kids."
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"You have not lived until you've seen a drunken pig do the robot."
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"Not what you used to do, what you're doing this Halloween."
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"- I may take a bath first. - Bubbles?"
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"- What are you doing here? - It's funny, Vivian."
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"seeing as I paged you four minutes and 38 seconds ago."
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"My big brother Dan. He showed up unexpected."
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"- Four minutes and 44 seconds. - Easy there, Chief."
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"I came up with people who call Wednesdays "hump day,""
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"and, of course, all Sandra Bullock movies."
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"Actually, I'm not so keen on nicknames from guys that barely know me."
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"What brings you to town?"
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"Some guy hired me to fly here, drive his Mercedes back."
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"It's an easy way to pick up extra cash."
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"Smart. You do not want to get on his bad side and suffer the wrath of Bambi."
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"Why are you here?"
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"- Let me do it. - What?"
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"- I can be a doctor. - I can't let you tell him."
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"It was touch and go. You're a fighter. You pulled through."
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"We'll get you out of here today. Keep an eye on those rickles."
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"Dan wasn't just the captain of every team. He was the mayor of high school."
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"- the nerds worshipped him. - What about you?"
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"- He mentioned nerds. - Why hurt me?"
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"Half-way through the prom, my gloves exploded like I was the Incredible Hulk."
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"It's sexy to dance with a woman who can lift her partner over her head."
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"Stop your laughing. It makes you look like a whore!"
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"Dodging the funeral? Nice."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Just a veteran move from the baby-faced sophomore."
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"Gandhi, for your information,"
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"I attended that vegetable's funeral every time I set foot in his room"
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"Thank God the family moved him to surgery"
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"So while I'm here we should play some frisbee golf,"
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