Loading...

You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from ALF - Weird Science (S01E01)

Maybe with a social worker. No!

"Maybe with a social worker. No!"

ALF

I mean, no. Please, no.

"I mean, no. Please, no."

ALF

Come in, won't you?

"Come in, won't you?"

ALF

Sit down. Let's talk.

"Sit down. Let's talk."

ALF

This is about my phone call, isn't it?

"This is about my phone call, isn't it?"

ALF

Sit, sit. I remember now.

"Sit, sit. I remember now."

ALF

Of course, i remember.

"Of course, i remember."

ALF

What did i say?

"What did i say?"

ALF

You don't remember?

"You don't remember?"

ALF

I don't. Please, forgive me.

"I don't. Please, forgive me."

ALF

My head just exploded.

"My head just exploded."

ALF

I mean, the tv exploded and it was on my head.

"I mean, the tv exploded and it was on my head."

ALF

You questioned the credentials of his teacher...

"You questioned the credentials of his teacher..."

ALF

And you refused to ask him to remove...

"And you refused to ask him to remove..."

ALF

The 2 extra planets from his project.

"The 2 extra planets from his project."

ALF

The 2 extra planets?

"The 2 extra planets?"

ALF

Yes. On one of which you "stopped to use the rest room."

"Yes. On one of which you "stopped to use the rest room.""

ALF

Could you excuse me, just for a moment?

"Could you excuse me, just for a moment?"

ALF

What do you think?

"What do you think?"

ALF

I'll get--

"I'll get--"

ALF

I'll get right to the point.

"I'll get right to the point."

ALF

You told brian...

"You told brian..."

ALF

To add those 2 extra planets to his model?

"To add those 2 extra planets to his model?"

ALF

He did it on his own.

"He did it on his own."

ALF

Didn't you--

"Didn't you--"

ALF

I'll admit i was indirectly involved.

"I'll admit i was indirectly involved."

ALF

It was wrong of you to be involved at all.

"It was wrong of you to be involved at all."

ALF

But i took care of it.

"But i took care of it."

ALF

I called his teacher and set her straight.

"I called his teacher and set her straight."

ALF

So i heard.

"So i heard."

ALF

And it's all because of your ridiculous stories.

"And it's all because of your ridiculous stories."

ALF

Ridiculous? Ha!

"Ridiculous? Ha!"

ALF

When i tell you this,

"When i tell you this,"

ALF

But i called the mount palomar observatory today,

"But i called the mount palomar observatory today,"

ALF

And they have no knowledge of the planet "alvin."

"And they have no knowledge of the planet "alvin.""

ALF

They do, however, know of "dave";

"They do, however, know of "dave";"

ALF

Only they call him "chiron."

"Only they call him "chiron.""

ALF

"Chiron"?

""Chiron"?"

ALF

"Object kowal"?

""Object kowal"?"

ALF

No, alf! In the late '70s...

"No, alf! In the late '70s..."

ALF

An object was spotted in space,

"An object was spotted in space,"

ALF

Originally called "object kowal".

"Originally called "object kowal"."

ALF

It was later named "chiron,"

"It was later named "chiron,""

ALF

That it could be a tenth planet,

"That it could be a tenth planet,"

ALF

Somewhere, just beyond pluto.

"Somewhere, just beyond pluto."

ALF

Somewhere? I'll show you exactly where.

"Somewhere? I'll show you exactly where."

ALF

What's this?

"What's this?"

ALF

"Rand-Mcnally guide to the stars."

""Rand-Mcnally guide to the stars.""

ALF

I keep it in my glove compartment.

"I keep it in my glove compartment."

ALF

This is incredible!

"This is incredible!"

ALF

You have a guide to the galaxy.

"You have a guide to the galaxy."

ALF

Well, it's 3 years old.

"Well, it's 3 years old."

ALF

A few of the stars have exploded.

"A few of the stars have exploded."

ALF

Now let's see. "Dave"-- G6.

"Now let's see. "Dave"-- G6."

ALF

"Mileage between cities"? Melmac, san francisco--

""Mileage between cities"? Melmac, san francisco--"

ALF

Oh, here it is: "dave". Right here.

"Oh, here it is: "dave". Right here."

ALF

"Dave"?

""Dave"?"

ALF

And there's "alvin."

"And there's "alvin.""

ALF

What's that little one?

"What's that little one?"

ALF

"Alvin heights."

""Alvin heights.""

ALF

Alf, you weren't making this up.

"Alf, you weren't making this up."

ALF

I owe you an apology.

"I owe you an apology."

ALF

I'm waiting.

"I'm waiting."

ALF

So is mrs. Lyman.

"So is mrs. Lyman."

ALF

Say, could i get you anything?

"Say, could i get you anything?"

ALF

No, i'm fine.

"No, i'm fine."

ALF

Oh, wax lips.

"Oh, wax lips."

ALF

I have 2 questions for you.

"I have 2 questions for you."

ALF

Yeah?

"Yeah?"

ALF

First, can i have my lips back?

"First, can i have my lips back?"

ALF

Thanks.

"Thanks."

ALF

And second, are you going to tell her...

"And second, are you going to tell her..."

ALF

The truth about the planets?

"The truth about the planets?"

ALF

Why not? Show her the map.

"Why not? Show her the map."

ALF

Oh, good idea. When she asks us...

"Oh, good idea. When she asks us..."

ALF

Where we got it, then where will we be?

"Where we got it, then where will we be?"

ALF

All right, all right.

"All right, all right."

ALF

So you can't show her the map.

"So you can't show her the map."

ALF

But just because you don't have any proof,

"But just because you don't have any proof,"

ALF

That ends it?

"That ends it?"

ALF

I mean, what's with this planet?

"I mean, what's with this planet?"

ALF

Here's a chance to open people's minds.

"Here's a chance to open people's minds."

ALF

Where are the free thinkers?

"Where are the free thinkers?"

ALF

The dreamers?

"The dreamers?"

ALF

But apparently not in brian's school.

"But apparently not in brian's school."

ALF

I'm afraid i just have to go out there...

"I'm afraid i just have to go out there..."

ALF

And tell her this has been a big mistake.

"And tell her this has been a big mistake."

ALF

In other words, you're going to lie.

"In other words, you're going to lie."

ALF

Is everything all right?

"Is everything all right?"

ALF

Yes, i'm sorry...

"Yes, i'm sorry..."

ALF

To have kept you waiting so long.

"To have kept you waiting so long."

ALF

Mrs. Lyman, this whole thing has been...

"Mrs. Lyman, this whole thing has been..."

ALF

A terrible misunderstanding.

"A terrible misunderstanding."

ALF

So am i.

"So am i."

ALF

We've never had any problems with brian.

"We've never had any problems with brian."

ALF

This sort of thing upsets ms. Larva very much.

"This sort of thing upsets ms. Larva very much."

ALF

Mrs. Lyman, what if we just displayed the project as it is?

"Mrs. Lyman, what if we just displayed the project as it is?"

ALF

I'm sure ms. Larva would be willing...

"I'm sure ms. Larva would be willing..."

ALF

To meet you halfway.

"To meet you halfway."

ALF

If brian removed the extra planets,

"If brian removed the extra planets,"

ALF

And there'd be no harm done.

"And there'd be no harm done."

ALF

Yes, there would be.

"Yes, there would be."

ALF

I can't ask him to do that.

"I can't ask him to do that."

ALF

Then i can't ask my teacher to change her policy.

"Then i can't ask my teacher to change her policy."

ALF

Oh, sure you could.

"Oh, sure you could."

ALF

But i won't.

"But i won't."

ALF

Wait a minute, mrs. Lyman, you're an educator.

"Wait a minute, mrs. Lyman, you're an educator."

ALF

Surely there's room in our system...

"Surely there's room in our system..."

ALF

Where would science be...

"Where would science be..."

ALF

Would the wright brothers have flown?

"Would the wright brothers have flown?"

ALF

Galileo?

"Galileo?"

ALF

Oh, never mind.

"Oh, never mind."

ALF

[ Doorbell rings ]

"[ Doorbell rings ]"

ALF

Mr. William tanner? Yes.

"Mr. William tanner? Yes."

ALF

Let's start with a wide shot of the room.

"Let's start with a wide shot of the room."

ALF

No, wait.

"No, wait."

ALF

Look at that set.

"Look at that set."

ALF

Wait, wait.

"Wait, wait."

ALF

We'll take care of it.

"We'll take care of it."

ALF

Hello, i'm at the home of mr. William tanner,

"Hello, i'm at the home of mr. William tanner,"

ALF

Show more clips