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Clips from ALF - Weird Science (S01E01)

"Who, in a desperate attempt to fight city hall,"
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"Has summoned me, "consumer ed," to his corner."
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"Stop! Stop!"
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"Take it easy."
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"This will only take a minute."
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"The media in this dispute."
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"Dispute? Ma'am, why don't you..."
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"Give us your side--"
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"No, please--"
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"There's really nothing to talk about."
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"Willie, what's going on?"
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"Oh, nothing."
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"Is this your family?"
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"That's "consumer ed.""
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"Could we just stop for a minute?"
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"You shouldn't have called me..."
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"If you didn't want to talk about your tv."
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"This is not about the tv, mr. Ed,"
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"This is about the extra planets."
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"What extra planets?"
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"The 2 his son claims exist beyond pluto."
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"They do exist."
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"I mean, who's to say they don't?"
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"Is that your son?"
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"No! Dad!"
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"I mean, yes. Of course he is."
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"Sid, get a shot of the kid here."
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"Are you putting this on tv?"
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"No, brian."
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"This is great human interest stuff."
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"Please continue, mr. Tanner."
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"He has nothing to say."
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"My son, brian, entered a project..."
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"In a school science carnival."
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"Is that like a science fair?"
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"Well, this has clowns."
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"But the school wouldn't allow the project..."
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"To be displayed without--"
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"Without proper credit to..."
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"The imagination of brian tanner."
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"Excuse me?"
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"I'm brian's principal and i want to say..."
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"That this is what our science carnival is all about:"
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"It is? It is now."
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"Not to display brian's project..."
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"Would be close-Minded."
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"Does this mean i can enter my project?"
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"Absolutely."
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"We encourage open-Mindedness in all of our students."
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"After all, where would science be today..."
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"If it weren't for free thinking?"
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"For the dreamers! Right, brian?"
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"Hurry up, brian's science story is coming on next."
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"I was just going over the phone bill and i found--"
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"Save it for later, willie."
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"This is brian's moment."
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"Do you know someone made a 2-Hour call to libya?"
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"That might have been me."
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""Consumer ed" set up the call to the factory."
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"This was a $300 phone call!"
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"Hey, i got you a new tv out of it, didn't i?"
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"I didn't pay $300 for the first one!"
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"Which is exactly why it broke."
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"Shh! Brian's story is on. Turn it up."
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"I'd like to step out of the consumer corner for a minute,"
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"And share with you an interesting story..."
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"I recently stumbled upon."
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"Look, there's my school!"
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"I'm standing in the auditorium..."
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"Of the franklin elementary school,"
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"Where an annual event called a "science carnival" takes place."
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"But what makes this year's event so unusual,"
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"Besides the clowns,"
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"Is a new category called "the world of ideas," where--"
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"[ Sparks ]"
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"Closed-Captioned by captions, inc., los angeles"
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"Signed by every member of this family."
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"Alf, you signed all these names."
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""Consumer ed" got the lady a year's supply of minestrone."
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"And it's dangerous to leave you alone with nothing to do."
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"Between you and ms. Larva."
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"Oh, ms. Larva."
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"Just before i rang the doorbell."
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"I'm so sorry it all happened."
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"All right, i could."
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"Would galileo have sailed around the world?"
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"They're not anywhere."
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"Fine. I'll leave it tuned to "oral roberts"."
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"Oh, like you were there."
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"You're going to feel a little silly..."
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"I'm sending the tv back to the factory."
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"[ Horn squeaks ] move it, clown!"
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"Why, i didn't leave any message."
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"Because that tv set stays broken."
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"Just stay out of this."
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"Oh, certainly."
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"If there weren't dreamers?"
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"They were just leaving."
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