Loading...

You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from ALF - Weird Science (S01E01)

"Consumer ed."

""Consumer ed.""

ALF

"Consumer ed"?

""Consumer ed"?"

ALF

The guy on the news...

"The guy on the news..."

ALF

Who fights for people being ripped off.

"Who fights for people being ripped off."

ALF

Last week, he helped a woman in oxnard...

"Last week, he helped a woman in oxnard..."

ALF

Sue a soup company,

"Sue a soup company,"

ALF

After she found a mouse head in her minestrone.

"After she found a mouse head in her minestrone."

ALF

Alf!

"Alf!"

ALF

The company said it was a garbanzo bean--

"The company said it was a garbanzo bean--"

ALF

Alf, please.

"Alf, please."

ALF

It turned out to be a finger.

"It turned out to be a finger."

ALF

What's wrong?

"What's wrong?"

ALF

I'll give the guy a call.

"I'll give the guy a call."

ALF

Come on, brian. Show them.

"Come on, brian. Show them."

ALF

Look at brian's science project.

"Look at brian's science project."

ALF

It's really good.

"It's really good."

ALF

And i made it without any help.

"And i made it without any help."

ALF

Hey, nice job.

"Hey, nice job."

ALF

I thought they called you "mr. Science"?

"I thought they called you "mr. Science"?"

ALF

It's a molecule.

"It's a molecule."

ALF

It's the solar system.

"It's the solar system."

ALF

It's the solar system.

"It's the solar system."

ALF

Whose solar system?

"Whose solar system?"

ALF

Ours.

"Ours."

ALF

You forgot the 2 planets next to pluto.

"You forgot the 2 planets next to pluto."

ALF

Let me guess: "mickey" and "donald"?

"Let me guess: "mickey" and "donald"?"

ALF

Sure, turn it into a travesty.

"Sure, turn it into a travesty."

ALF

Their names are "dave" and "alvin."

"Their names are "dave" and "alvin.""

ALF

No, brian, alf's only kidding.

"No, brian, alf's only kidding."

ALF

I'm not kidding.

"I'm not kidding."

ALF

I almost hit "alvin" on my approach to earth;

"I almost hit "alvin" on my approach to earth;"

ALF

It's a sharp turn.

"It's a sharp turn."

ALF

Where'd they be on here?

"Where'd they be on here?"

ALF

Brian, they're not on here.

"Brian, they're not on here."

ALF

Alf, tell him the truth.

"Alf, tell him the truth."

ALF

The truth is, brian, they're right over here.

"The truth is, brian, they're right over here."

ALF

Dad, can i add "alvin" and "dave"?

"Dad, can i add "alvin" and "dave"?"

ALF

What if galileo had listened...

"What if galileo had listened..."

ALF

When they told him he couldn't sail around the world?

"When they told him he couldn't sail around the world?"

ALF

Galileo didn't sail around the world.

"Galileo didn't sail around the world."

ALF

Hey, b., how was school today?

"Hey, b., how was school today?"

ALF

I failed my science project.

"I failed my science project."

ALF

You should've added "alvin" and "dave."

"You should've added "alvin" and "dave.""

ALF

- I did. - And you still failed?

"- I did. - And you still failed?"

ALF

That's why i failed.

"That's why i failed."

ALF

I added them because i believed you,

"I added them because i believed you,"

ALF

- But all my friends laughed at me. - They did?

"- But all my friends laughed at me. - They did?"

ALF

My teacher won't let my project be in the science carnival.

"My teacher won't let my project be in the science carnival."

ALF

It's all your fault.

"It's all your fault."

ALF

My fault?

"My fault?"

ALF

You lied to me.

"You lied to me."

ALF

There really aren't 11 planets, are there?

"There really aren't 11 planets, are there?"

ALF

Yes, there are, brian!

"Yes, there are, brian!"

ALF

Your teacher is the one who needs an education.

"Your teacher is the one who needs an education."

ALF

Now i'm mad.

"Now i'm mad."

ALF

I'm mad. I'm mad.

"I'm mad. I'm mad."

ALF

Get me brian's teacher.

"Get me brian's teacher."

ALF

Oh, wait a minute.

"Oh, wait a minute."

ALF

Get me the "franklin elementary school."

"Get me the "franklin elementary school.""

ALF

I know it's cheaper to use a directory,

"I know it's cheaper to use a directory,"

ALF

Well, you should be sorry!

"Well, you should be sorry!"

ALF

Where is everybody?

"Where is everybody?"

ALF

They've gone to the movies.

"They've gone to the movies."

ALF

Why didn't you go?

"Why didn't you go?"

ALF

I'm fixing the tv.

"I'm fixing the tv."

ALF

Now?

"Now?"

ALF

Yes.

"Yes."

ALF

I'm going out a little later,

"I'm going out a little later,"

ALF

Are you referring to that chemical spill?

"Are you referring to that chemical spill?"

ALF

Chemical spill?

"Chemical spill?"

ALF

What chemical spill?

"What chemical spill?"

ALF

Nothing.

"Nothing."

ALF

Willie, how about a game of "trivial pursuit"?

"Willie, how about a game of "trivial pursuit"?"

ALF

I promise not to pick any science questions.

"I promise not to pick any science questions."

ALF

No, thanks.

"No, thanks."

ALF

You should leave this for a qualified repairman.

"You should leave this for a qualified repairman."

ALF

It's "mr. Science."

"It's "mr. Science.""

ALF

For your information,

"For your information,"

ALF

I've located the problem:

"I've located the problem:"

ALF

There's no power going into the high-Voltage transformer.

"There's no power going into the high-Voltage transformer."

ALF

Hey, you want power?

"Hey, you want power?"

ALF

That would help.

"That would help."

ALF

Your call.

"Your call."

ALF

[Ka-Woom]

"[Ka-Woom]"

ALF

Willie, it was an accident.

"Willie, it was an accident."

ALF

An accident?

"An accident?"

ALF

An accident! You almost killed me,

"An accident! You almost killed me,"

ALF

And you say it was an accident?

"And you say it was an accident?"

ALF

All right, let's call it a mistake.

"All right, let's call it a mistake."

ALF

[ Doorbell rings ]

"[ Doorbell rings ]"

ALF

You want to get that?

"You want to get that?"

ALF

It's probably "consumer ed."

"It's probably "consumer ed.""

ALF

You called "consumer ed" after i said not to?

"You called "consumer ed" after i said not to?"

ALF

You didn't say "not to,"

"You didn't say "not to,""

ALF

You said "stay out of this."

"You said "stay out of this.""

ALF

You should've been more specific.

"You should've been more specific."

ALF

I hope it is "consumer ed,"

"I hope it is "consumer ed,""

ALF

Because i'm turning you over to him.

"Because i'm turning you over to him."

ALF

Won't that be a great story for the 6:00 news?

"Won't that be a great story for the 6:00 news?"

ALF

I think i left the oven on.

"I think i left the oven on."

ALF

Yeah?

"Yeah?"

ALF

I'm mrs. Lyman, brian's principal.

"I'm mrs. Lyman, brian's principal."

ALF

Oh, hi.

"Oh, hi."

ALF

Come in, won't you? Please.

"Come in, won't you? Please."

ALF

No, no.

"No, no."

ALF

I'm sorry to drop in on you like this,

"I'm sorry to drop in on you like this,"

ALF

But your house is on my way home,

"But your house is on my way home,"

ALF

Ms. Larva?

"Ms. Larva?"

ALF

Brian's teacher.

"Brian's teacher."

ALF

You called her this afternoon.

"You called her this afternoon."

ALF

No, i'm sorry, i didn't call...

"No, i'm sorry, i didn't call..."

ALF

Is mrs. Tanner home?

"Is mrs. Tanner home?"

ALF

No, i'm alone here.

"No, i'm alone here."

ALF

Gee, that's odd.

"Gee, that's odd."

ALF

Oh, that was probably the tv.

"Oh, that was probably the tv."

ALF

I don't mean actually the tv.

"I don't mean actually the tv."

ALF

I was yelling at the tv because it's broken.

"I was yelling at the tv because it's broken."

ALF

I always yell at the tv when it's broken.

"I always yell at the tv when it's broken."

ALF

Ha ha!

"Ha ha!"

ALF

We could talk some other time,

"We could talk some other time,"

ALF

Show more clips