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Clips from Seinfeld - The Trip: Part 1 (S04E04)

"Body lotion, Jerry, body lotion."
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"- About 6'3". - A shower cap."
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"Hello. I have more towels."
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"Oh, good, good. Come in, come in. Welcome. I'm George."
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"- Hello. - Hi. And this is Jerry..."
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"...over there on the phone. That's Jerry. And you are...?"
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"- Lupe. - Lupe. That's very nice."
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"- Oh, yes. - Fine, excellent."
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"Could you not tuck the blankets in?"
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"- Oh, yes, yes. - Yes."
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"I like to just be able to take the blankets..."
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"...and swish them and swirl them. You know what I mean?"
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"You know, I don't like them all tucked in. I just don't."
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"I like to have a lot of room. I like to have my toes pointed up in the air."
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"Yes, yes. It's too tight to sleep."
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"Exactly. You know what I'm talking about, right?"
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"Yes. It's too tight."
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"- Him too? - You want your blankets tucked in?"
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"- What? - Want your blankets tucked in?"
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"I don't know. Whatever they do."
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"I tuck in, yes?"
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"All right. So that's one tuck and one no-tuck."
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"Jerry, it'd be easier if you didn't tuck."
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"Excuse me. Fine. You don't want me to tuck..."
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"...put me down for a no-tuck."
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"It's two no-tucks."
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"Hang on a second. You know what? Changed my mind. Make it a tuck."
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"- You just said you weren't tucking. - I'm tucking."
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"Hello? Hello? They hung up on me."
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"They don't know where Kramer is anyway."
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"Alrighty. So that's one tuck and one no-tuck. You got that?"
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"Excuse me. Did you see a piece of paper on the nightstand here..."
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"Oh, yes, yes. I throw away when we clean the room."
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"- Oh, okay. Thanks. - Thank you."
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"Thank you. All right, Lupe, bye-bye now."
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"I can't believe she threw that out."
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"What did you want? You left it on the table."
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"Hey, hey! It's not Lupe's fault."
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"- You shouldn't have left it out. - All right."
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"- You shouldn't have tucked. - I like it tucked."
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"Nobody tucks anymore."
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"- Hey, lieutenant? - Yeah."
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"This was found on her person."
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"- What kind of expression is that? - I don't know, sir. Police lingo."
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"- Ross. - Ross."
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"- You see that person there, Ross? - Yes, sir."
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"She's dead."
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"Good."
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"Get out before you find yourself on transit patrol..."
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"You're on The Tonight Show. NBC. Who else is on the show?"
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"- I don't know. - You might meet a celebrity."
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"What are you worried about? You know it."
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"- You're gonna be all right here? - Yeah. Go about your business."
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"- I'll meet you back here in 15 minutes. - Go, go. Don't worry about me."
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"Corbin Bernsen."
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"How you doing?"
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"- Big fan. Big fan. - Thank you."
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"- Hey, you grew a beard, huh? - Yeah."
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"Do I have a case for you guys to do on L.A. Law."
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"So mind you, at this point, I'm only going out with her two, three weeks."
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"So she goes out of town, and she asks me to feed her cat."
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"So, at this time, there's a lot of stuff going on in my life..."
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"...and it slips my mind for a few days."
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"Maybe a week. Not even a week. Five, six days."
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"Well, it's the damnedest thing."
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"So she comes back. She finds the cat, lying on the carpet, stiff as a board."
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"- So you killed the cat? - That's what she says."
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"I say, "Listen..."
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"It was an old cat. It died of natural causes.""
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"So get this. Now she tells me that I gotta buy her a brand-new cat."
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"I say, "Listen, honey, first of all..."
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"...it was a pretty old cat. I'm not gonna buy you a brand-new cat..."
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"...to replace an old dying cat."
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"And second of all, I go out to the garbage..."
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"...I find you a new cat in 15 seconds.""
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"...I spring for a new cat.""
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"Now, don't you think that would be a great case on L.A. Law?"
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"It's enough with the bar already, you know?"
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"Have they thought about changing the setting?"
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"Doubt it. I doubt it. Yeah."
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"People do meet in places besides a bar."
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"Well, yeah, they do."
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"- Or a community centre. - You ought to write one of those."
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"I'll bring it up with the producers. I gotta..."
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"- How's it going? - Great, great."
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"I actually just had two meaningful, intelligent conversations..."
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"...with Corbin Bernsen and George Wendt."
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"- Really? - Yeah. Not fan talk. Not gushing."
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"You know? Actual conversation. I was incredibly articulate."
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"You got toilet paper on your heel there."
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"Oh, yeah. People are always trying to give me a great case for L.A. Law."
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"Just a few seconds ago, right outside in the hallway..."
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"...and says he was supposed to watch this girl's cat..."
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"...while she was away out of town. Anyway, he forgets to feed the cat."
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"The cat dies, starves to death. He kills the cat."
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"Refuses to get her a new one."
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"And he wants Arnie Becker to represent him. Nice guy."
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"He's a very handsome man. Passionate, intense."
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"But troubled, strange."
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"I think he may be in love with me."
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"Of course, there's nothing abnormal about that. I have many suitors."
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"...who said that maybe we should think about..."
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"...you know, not doing the show in a bar."
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"So that's when I said, "Hey, Kramer, dude..."
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"...you ever kill a man before?""
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"And he said, "What do you think, junior?"
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"These hands have been soaking in Ivory Liquid?""
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"That guy you talked to, what did he look like?"
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"So I'm going through the airport, and I put my bag on that little..."
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"Issue an arrest warrant. Put out an APB."
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"- I was terrible. - What, are you crazy? You were fine."
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"I couldn't remember what I was trying to say."
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"- That whole thing about the... - Conveyor belt."
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"Yeah. Because she threw out my napkin."
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"I can't believe- You're blaming Lupe?"
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"Yes. Lupe. I'm blaming Lupe."
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"There's been a break..."
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"...in the so-caled Smog Stranglings. Police have just released a photo..."
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"...of the suspect being sought in connection with the slaying."
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"He is known only as Kramer."
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