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Clips from Seinfeld - The Trip: Part 1 (S04E04)

"...how much time is left in the show."
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"They're always looking off-camera: "Do we have time?"
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"...or are we gonna take a break here?"
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"We'll do a commercial, come back..."
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"...I'll drive the car real fast. Stay with us.""
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"It's amazing to me that people move..."
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"Just a thousand miles- I'm living over there."
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"- Are you sure? - Yeah."
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""Sappy Pappies.""
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"He thinks if he goes through real slow, the machine won't detect him."
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"Yeah, I'm here for the audition."
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"You scream good."
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"Come in."
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"- Okay. - Yes. One second, sweetheart."
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"- Bye. - Bye-bye."
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"Really."
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"It's The Tonight Show with Jay Leno."
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"Tonight Jay welcomes Corbin Bernsen, George Wendt..."
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"Yeah, that'd make a great case for L.A. Law."
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"- Short little bald guy with glasses. - That's the same guy I talked to."
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"The... The conveyor belt."
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"Talk show hosts never seem to have any idea..."
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"Anybody know what the time is? What's the time?""
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"Tuck in. Tuck in."
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"How are we doing on time?"
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"I say, "You show me an autopsy report that says this cat died of starvation..."
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"Who's caling, please?"
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"Can you stay for another beating? I'll bop him in the head."
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""Yeah, it took us a decade to get there..."
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"They think nothing of it. They get on a plane."
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"...is working with colour. Imagining colour..."
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"Hey, you know..."
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"It's funny, because even after all these years..."
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"I'm not crazy. I look weird, but I'm just like you."
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"- Let's go. - Are you an actor?"
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"- My mind's a blank. I'm nervous. - That's okay."
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"No, of course not."
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"I memorize colour. This way, I can go through red, yellow, green, blue."
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"Kramer!"
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"I've always been nervous about going through these things."
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"Empty your pockets, please."
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"- So can I keep this treatment? - Oh, yeah, yeah. I got 20 copies."
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"- ... as a potential son-in-law? - Wait, hold on."
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"What do you wear in a bunker? What did her parents think of Hitler..."
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"Could you do me a favour?"
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"Because I can't sleep all tucked in."
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"- What blankets? - When Lupe makes up the beds."
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"On her person?"
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"I can't believe she threw out my napkin."
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"Never ends, does it?"
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"You never see Magnum P.I. go, "Should I strangle him..."
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"...thousands of miles away to another city."
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