Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Seinfeld - The Trip: Part 1 (S04E04)

"...and then finding the emotional, vibrational mood..."
Seinfeld
"If you look through my scripts you'll see that my lines..."
Seinfeld
"...have a special colour. So I don't memorize the language."
Seinfeld
"And you have a full palette of emotions."
Seinfeld
"Hey."
Seinfeld
"Didn't I tell you to get out of here?"
Seinfeld
"- Did you? - Let's go."
Seinfeld
"- I was just- - Yeah, you were just nothing."
Seinfeld
"We'll talk about this a little later."
Seinfeld
"- Murphy Brown. - Yeah, Candice Bergen, please."
Seinfeld
"Well, just tell her that it's Kramer."
Seinfeld
"Here. Go ahead. It's all yours."
Seinfeld
"- Hello, Kramer. - Oh, Helene. How are you?"
Seinfeld
"I haven't worked since 1934. How do you think I am?"
Seinfeld
"- Fifty-eight years. - It was a Three Stooges short."
Seinfeld
"I played Mr. Sugarman's secretary, remember?"
Seinfeld
"Right, yeah. That was a Shemp, right?"
Seinfeld
"No, no. Curly."
Seinfeld
"The baby's been kidnapped, and the police think they did it."
Seinfeld
"- Right. - Of course, they didn't do it."
Seinfeld
"The police have made an awful mistake."
Seinfeld
"Moe hits Curly with an axe."
Seinfeld
"- The Stooges catch the kidnappers. - Right."
Seinfeld
"- The baby's dead. - Really?"
Seinfeld
"The boys are sent to death row and are executed."
Seinfeld
"I play Mr. Sugarman's secretary."
Seinfeld
"It was sad for a Three Stooges, what with the dead baby..."
Seinfeld
"...and the Stooges being executed and all."
Seinfeld
"Yeah, well, that was an unusual choice for the Stooges."
Seinfeld
"Would you like to buy me a fat-free frozen yoghurt at the store?"
Seinfeld
"So we'll have to make it another time."
Seinfeld
"No! No, no, don't go up there, Kramer. They'll hurt you."
Seinfeld
"You'll never make it in this town. You're too sensitive, like me."
Seinfeld
"Helene, you're wrong. You know, I'm not that sensitive."
Seinfeld
"I was engaged to Mickey Rooney. He left me at the altar."
Seinfeld
"Kramer."
Seinfeld
"- What is this? - What?"
Seinfeld
"We're going on a two-day trip. What are you, Diana Ross?"
Seinfeld
"But you essentially wear the same thing all the time."
Seinfeld
"Seemingly. Seemingly."
Seinfeld
"But within that basic framework, there are many subtle variations..."
Seinfeld
"...only discernible to an acute observer..."
Seinfeld
"...that reflect the many moods, the many shades..."
Seinfeld
"...the many sides of George Costanza."
Seinfeld
"- What mood is this? - This is "morning mist.""
Seinfeld
"What do you figure? Twenty?"
Seinfeld
"- Twenty-one? - Close enough."
Seinfeld
"Forensics ought to be able to nail it down."
Seinfeld
"- No ID? - No ID."
Seinfeld
"Just the trees."
Seinfeld
"Pretty young thing."
Seinfeld
"She was."
Seinfeld
"Somebody saw to that."
Seinfeld
"Damn shame too."
Seinfeld
"What do you make of it?"
Seinfeld
"I don't know."
Seinfeld
"But I don't like it."
Seinfeld
"Look at this guy. He's like a cat burglar."
Seinfeld
"I'm afraid I'm gonna step into another dimension."
Seinfeld
"Just go."
Seinfeld
"I made it."
Seinfeld
"Walk through again, please."
Seinfeld
"- Yeah. - What do you have in your bag, sir?"
Seinfeld
"- My bag? - Step over here, please."
Seinfeld
"- Over here? - Do you have a knife in the bag?"
Seinfeld
"A knife?"
Seinfeld
"Open the bag, please."
Seinfeld
"For your wife?"
Seinfeld
"No. I..."
Seinfeld
"Spread your arms and legs, please."
Seinfeld
"Ladies and gentlemen, I implore you."
Seinfeld
"Have a good trip."
Seinfeld
"- All right. - That's it?"
Seinfeld
"- That's it. - All right."
Seinfeld
"Come on, Jerry, let's go."
Seinfeld
"- Here we go. L.A. - The coast."
Seinfeld
"- I got the window seat, right? - Who said that?"
Seinfeld
"It seems to me that the closest thing we have to royalty in America..."
Seinfeld
"...are the people that get to ride in those carts..."
Seinfeld
"...through the airport."
Seinfeld
"Beep-beep."Cart people. Look out. Cart people. Look out.""
Seinfeld
"We all scurry out of the way like worthless peasants."
Seinfeld
""It's cart people."
Seinfeld
"I hope we didn't slow you down."
Seinfeld
"Wave to the cart people, Timmy. They're the best people in the world.""
Seinfeld
"You know, if you're too fat, slow and disoriented..."
Seinfeld
"...to get to your gate on time, you're not ready for air travel."
Seinfeld
"I hate the people that get onto the moving walkway..."
Seinfeld
"...and then just stand there."
Seinfeld
"Which audition? The music video, the horror movie..."
Seinfeld
"You too."
Seinfeld
"Because I can show it to my manager."
Seinfeld
"Yeah, they're trying to put together a miniseries for me on Eva Braun."
Seinfeld
"We know nothing about Eva Braun, only that she was Hitler's girlfriend."
Seinfeld
"What was it like having sex with Adolf Hitler?"
Seinfeld
"Look who's over there. Don't look, don't look."
Seinfeld
"- Big deal. - He'd be perfect for my movie."
Seinfeld
"This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity."
Seinfeld
"I gotta go over there. I gotta give him a copy of my treatment."
Seinfeld
"Why are you breathing so hard?"
Seinfeld
"I'm just a little nervous."
Seinfeld
"Okay, I gotta relax."
Seinfeld
"All right. Wish me luck, huh?"
Seinfeld
"Hey. Oh, did I frighten you?"
Seinfeld
"- Thank you. - I can't remember the name."
Seinfeld
"It's fate that you're here at the same time as me."
Seinfeld
"- I'll give it to you. - Yeah, okay. Thank you."
Seinfeld
"- Bye. - Wait, wait."
Seinfeld
"Yeah, that's Kramer. K-R-A-M-E-R."
Seinfeld
"I don't know, wavy. George, how would you describe Kramer's hair?"
Seinfeld
"- Curly. - Wavy."
Seinfeld
"- What did you ask me for? - Yeah. I'll hold on."
Seinfeld
"George, did you see a piece of paper on the nightstand..."
Seinfeld
"- ... like, crumpled up like a napkin? - No."
Seinfeld
"Because I had three jokes on it. They were perfectly worded..."
Seinfeld
"...just the way I wanted to have it."
Seinfeld
"I can't find it."
Seinfeld
"Hello?"
Seinfeld
"Hey, a shoe-buffing machine."
Seinfeld
"You got your own shampoo, conditioner..."
Seinfeld
Show more clips