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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Peanut Reaction (S01E01)

"Would you just let us in?"
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"Luckily for you, this is not a nuclear reactor."
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"So, what'd you get the birthday boy?"
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"Raj got him an awesome limited-edition Dark Knight sculpture..."
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"...based on Alex Ross' definitive Batman."
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"And I got him this amazing autographed copy of The Feynman Lectures on Physics."
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"Nice. I got him a sweater."
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"Okay, well, he might like that. I've seen him get chilly."
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"- Sheldon, I didn't see your present. - That's because I didn't bring one."
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"The entire institution of gift-giving makes no sense."
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"- Too late. - Let's say I go out and I spend $50 on you."
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"It's a laborious activity because I have to imagine what you need..."
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"...where you know what you need."
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"I could simplify things, just give you the $50 directly..."
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"...and then you could give me $50 on my birthday and so on..."
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"...until one of us dies, leaving the other one old and $50 richer."
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"And I ask you, is it worth it?"
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"Told you not to ask."
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"Well, Sheldon, you're his friend. Friends give each other presents."
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"I accept your premise, I reject your conclusion."
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"Try telling him it's a non-optional social convention."
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"- What? - Just do it."
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"It's a non-optional social convention."
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"He came with a manual."
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"Question, how am I going to get Leonard a present before the party?"
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"I don't drive and the things available in walking distance..."
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"...are a Thai restaurant and a gas station."
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"I could wrap up an order of mee krob and a couple of lottery scratchers."
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"Okay, let's do this. I will drive Sheldon to get a present."
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"- Howard, get rid of Leonard for two hours. - No problem."
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"And then, Raj, you bring the stuff across the hall and start setting up."
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"What if they're women?"
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"Stare at them and make them feel uncomfortable."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- How's it going? - Fine."
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"So listen, the Nuart is showing the revised, definitive cut of Blade Runner."
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"You've seen the 25th Anniversary Final Cut."
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"Come on. Afterwards, there's a Q&A with Harrison Ford's body double."
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"Look, I am in the "Halo" battle of my life here."
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"There's this kid in Copenhagen, he has no immune system."
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"So all he does is sit in his bubble and play "Halo" 24/7."
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"Can't you play him some other time?"
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"Not if you believe his doctors."
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"Oh, my God, do you smell gas?"
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"You know, they have DVDs over there."
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"Yes, but they have DVD burners over here."
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"Leonard needs a DVD burner."
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"Sheldon, a gift shouldn't be something someone needs."
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"It should be something fun."
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"- Something they wouldn't buy for themself. - You mean, like a sweater?"
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"Well, it's a fun sweater. It's got a bold geometric print."
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"- ls it the geometry that makes it fun? - Okay."
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"The point is, one of the ways we show we care about people..."
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"...is by putting thought and imagination into the gifts we give them."
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"- Okay, I see, so not a DVD burner. - Exactly."
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"Something he wouldn't buy for himself, something fun, something like-- Ah!"
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"An 802.1 1n wireless router."
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"Here you go, Copenhagen boy."
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"How about a taste of Hans Christian hand grenade?"
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"That could not feel good."
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"Come on, come on. Oh, you clever...."
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"Come on, come on."
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"Take that."
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"Uh-oh."
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"- What's the matter? - This granola bar has peanuts in it."
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"- Oh, my God. Why did you eat it? - I don't know, it was just there."
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"Well, if I had a gun there, would you have shot yourself?"
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"Don't yell at me."
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"No, after my tongue has swollen to the size of a brisket."
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"All right, just let me get my keys."
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"Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God--"
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"The laundry is out of the hamper."
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"Fine, it's out of the washer."
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"All right, let's go."
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"- What do you think? - Um, that one."
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"- Because of the additional Ethernet ports? - Sure."
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"He doesn't need them. He's got a six-port Ethernet switch."
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"- Oh, okay, then this one. - Why?"
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"I don't know. The man on the box looks so happy."
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"Penny, if I'm going to buy Leonard a gift, I'm going to do it right."
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"I refuse to let him experience the same childhood trauma I did."
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"I know I'm gonna regret this, but what trauma?"
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"On my 1 2th birthday, I really wanted a titanium centrifuge..."
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"...so, you know, I could separate radioactive isotopes."
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"Of course, yeah."
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"Instead of a titanium centrifuge, my parents bought me--"
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"Wow, this is hard."
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"They got me a motorized dirt bike."
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"No."
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"All of them."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"Huh."
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"- So we're getting this one? - Yeah, I suppose."
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"All right, let's go."
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"Excuse me, do you know anything about this stuff?"
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"I know everything about this stuff."
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"Okay, I have my own wholesale flower business."
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"...with the one in my refrigerated warehouse."
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"Buy this one, it's the one we're getting. Happy guy."
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"No, she doesn't want that."
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"She needs a point-to-point peer network with a range extender."
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"- Thank you. - Which hard drive do I want?"
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"- FireWire or USB? - lt depends on what bus you have available."
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"I drive a Chevy Cavalier."
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"Oh, dear Lord."
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"- We have to go. - Not now, this poor man needs me."
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"You, hold on, I'll be right with you."
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"What computer do you have, and please don't say a white one."
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"- Excuse me. - Fill this out and have a seat."
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"We're throwing my friend a surprise party..."
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"...and I'm supposed to keep him out for two hours."
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"Uh-huh. Fill this out and have a seat."
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"I'm allergic to peanuts."
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"Well, in that case, fill this out and have a seat."
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"All I need from you is to give me a BAND-AID."
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"I can pretend I had epinephrine."
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"Tell my friend you need to keep me under observation for an hour."
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"- ls that all you need? - Yes."
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"But unfortunately, this hospital is not equipped to treat stupid."
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"Okay, I get it. I know how the world works."
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