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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Peanut Reaction (S01E01)

"How about if I were to introduce you to the man who freed your people?"
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"Unless my people were freed by Benjamin Franklin..."
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"...and his five twin brothers, you are wasting your time."
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"Hey. Sorry, I couldn't find a parking spot. How are you doing?"
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"Bad, very bad."
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"Really? You don't look like you're swelling up."
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"We should pick up Benadryl at the drugstore and go home."
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"Because-- Phbbtt!"
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"Because-- Phbbtt!"
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"Brisket. Brisket."
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"- Water, need water. - I'll be right back."
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"- Penny, listen, I've got a problem. - Yeah, well, so do l."
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"- You gotta stall Leonard longer. - I don't think I can."
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"You have to. We all have to be there to yell "surprise.""
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"You have to understand something. We're in a hospital right now."
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"Why? Is Leonard okay?"
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"Okay, I don't need your attitude. Just hold him there a little longer."
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"I've done my best, but he wants to go home and I don't know how to stop him."
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"Okay, how about this?"
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"Keep him longer, when you get to the party..."
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"...I'll point out which of my friends are easy."
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"I got a former fat girl with no self-esteem."
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"A girl who punishes her father by sleeping around."
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"An alcoholic who's two tequila shots away from letting you wear her like a hat."
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"Thy will be done."
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"I'm doing this for you, little buddy."
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"Okay, we don't have that in stock..."
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"...but I can special-order it for you."
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"Him."
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"Excuse me, sir, you don't work here."
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"Yes, well, apparently, neither does anyone else."
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"- Sheldon, we have to go. - Why?"
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"We're late for Leonard's birthday party..."
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"...and for another, I told him to call security."
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"Good luck."
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"Keep walking."
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"Yeah, 1234 is not a secure password."
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"My friend is having allergic reaction to peanuts."
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"- No, he's not. - Yes, he is."
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"Look, sir, we are very busy here and I just don't--"
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"Holy crap."
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"Please help me."
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"Code four. I need a gurney."
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"Say what you will about healthcare in this country..."
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"...but when they're afraid of lawsuits, they sure test everything."
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"I really don't think the colonoscopy was necessary."
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"Before you got all swollen up..."
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"...I thought you're trying to keep me out of the apartment..."
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"...so you could throw me a surprise party."
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"Oh, right, it's your birthday."
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"I had no idea it was your birthday. I forgot."
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"What a lousy way to spend a birthday. Well, it's all over now."
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"There is a party, isn't there?"
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"Maybe."
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"Howard."
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"- Are you mad? - How could I be mad?"
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"You actually risked your life because you care about me."
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"Yeah, that's why I did it."
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"All right, here we go."
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"Surprise."
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"Okay, Leonard..."
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"I don't know where you are, dude, but it's really kickass."
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"Everyone is very, very drunk and-- Ooh, mmm."
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"Oh, and look, there's a girl taking her shirt off."
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"That' s my friend Carol."
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"Remind me, I gotta introduce her to Howard."
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"Oh, sweet Krishna, shake that rupee maker."
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"- I'm so sorry you didn't get your party. - It's okay."
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"Well, happy birthday anyways."
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"Hey, Penny, when's your birthday?"
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"We might as well stop, it's a stalemate."
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"Okay, here's the deal."
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"Pass."
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"- Seen it. - No."
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"Yeah, see? That's what kids should have."
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"...here I am at your birthday party."
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"Leonard made it clear he doesn't want a party."
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"Uh-oh."
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"The way I could get him to leave was tell him I ate a peanut."
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