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Clips from ALF - A.L.F. (S01E01)

"he's got a good heart and lots of smarts..."
ALF
"her hair is the same color as mine..."
ALF
"but..."
ALF
"i wanted to tell you something."
ALF
"i really miss all of you."
ALF
"try to get in touch with me,"
ALF
"or better yet,"
ALF
"and..."
ALF
"i'll introduce you to these lovely people."
ALF
"if she lived another 6 light years away."
ALF
"ha! ha! ha!"
ALF
"i think that really was amusing; "6 light years away.""
ALF
"when lynn has her pajama party next week?"
ALF
"no problem. i wear a size 5,"
ALF
"ha! ha! ha!"
ALF
"here's another one you won't like."
ALF
"these two space travelers are going through andromeda,"
ALF
"and they run into a space patrol."
ALF
"it's the infrared radio band."
ALF
"i've locked in to something in space;"
ALF
"[ spaceship-type humming ]"
ALF
"quick, it's heavy."
ALF
"[ lynn ] i can't believe it."
ALF
"i don't know."
ALF
"get rid of it!"
ALF
"would they, willie?"
ALF
"i don't think they would, but they could."
ALF
"- willie! - i'm sorry. it seems so human!"
ALF
"you got a cat?"
ALF
"you eat cats?"
ALF
"meow!"
ALF
"[ alarm clock buzz ]"
ALF
"'morning."
ALF
"please, come away from there."
ALF
"you're blind as a bat."
ALF
"she doesn't snore."
ALF
"[ trevor ] ah, stop putting yourself down."
ALF
"i'm talking about that thing..."
ALF
"[ trevor ] what?"
ALF
"frankly, i could use a little help."
ALF
"i turn the key and it goes."
ALF
"k-l-v-z "bonus tune.""
ALF
"forget it. must be a licensed driver."
ALF
"i've tried again and again."
ALF
"i'll never see the purple side of my planet again!"
ALF
"too dramatic?"
ALF
"if you need me, i'll be in the house. we won't need you."
ALF
"do you get "sesame street" where you live?"
ALF
"no, and frankly i don't get it here, either."
ALF
"me, too."
ALF
"geez, what's with the warden?"
ALF
"i said, "no soda pop.""
ALF
"hey, careful. his is still full."
ALF
"now you listen to me, alf."
ALF
"what?"
ALF
"this was my street."
ALF
"i suppose i could start a new life somewhere else..."
ALF
"we want you to stay here with us, don't we, mom?"
ALF
"we can't hide alf forever, and i can't go on like this;"
ALF
"but he'll be good."
ALF
"he won't break the rules anymore."
ALF
"oh, no. who could that be?"
ALF
"[ kate ] brian, i'm going to answer the door."
ALF
"it's probably mrs. ochmonek,"
ALF
"it's not!"
ALF
"i'm darnell valentine..."
ALF
"that's needles,"
ALF
"why don't you just..."
ALF
"you didn't let me finish."
ALF
"fine. thank you. have a nice day."
ALF
"anybody there? yo!"
ALF
"oh, dig this..."
ALF
"and..."
ALF
"come by."
ALF
"then we could eat their cat!"
ALF
"captions copyrighted by alien productions all rights reserved"
ALF
"ha! ha! ha!"
ALF
"how about fixing my spaceship?"
ALF
"we gave at the office."
ALF
"[ bang ]"
ALF
"but you know how it is."
ALF
"that is not considerate!"
ALF
"pull these here."
ALF
"oh, i've got a zillion of them."
ALF
"so i can get my heavy, hairy body out of here?"
ALF
"everything's fine."
ALF
"oh, yeah. she snores."
ALF
"no problem."
ALF
"[ gasp ]"
ALF
"me either."
ALF
"[ sobbing ]"
ALF
"melmac."
ALF
"that you can't go back to melmac?"
ALF
"i love this woman."
ALF
"i hate to be a black cloud, but what do we do with alf..."
ALF
"ah, can i make a suggestion?"
ALF
"the night "he" came."
ALF
"would you mind-- i'm out of here."
ALF
"hello?"
ALF
"this is incredible; truly amazing."
ALF
"what's going on out there?"
ALF
"did you fix the spaceship?"
ALF
"[ boom! ]"
ALF
"let's have a snack now. we'll get friendly later."
ALF
"trevor, is there such a thing as a cross..."
ALF
"look, i don't know if you can hear me,"
ALF
"you know, if you could,"
ALF
"all right. just give me one day, okay?"
ALF
"what?"
ALF
"i'll still be in the house."
ALF
"it's an exercise in futility."
ALF
"and stay away from the window."
ALF
"no problem."
ALF
"and they might."
ALF
"'morning."
ALF
"we-- we have a visitor."
ALF
"this is on our coffee table."
ALF
"but i just wanted to let you know i'm okay."
ALF
"wrench, please!"
ALF
"there's this guy named, willie."
ALF
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