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Clips from ALF - A.L.F. (S01E01)

"hello? hello? this is k-7-2-6-x-a-a."
ALF
"can you read me?"
ALF
"why don't you just shut it off?"
ALF
"oh, my gosh!"
ALF
"it can't be!"
ALF
"daddy, what's that thing in the sky?"
ALF
"what's going on?"
ALF
"i think we better..."
ALF
"♪♪"
ALF
"no!"
ALF
"heavy and hairy!"
ALF
"what do you think it is?"
ALF
"brian's right. it's an alf."
ALF
"no!"
ALF
"it's not staying!"
ALF
"why not? e.t. got to stay."
ALF
"e.t. was a movie. this is real."
ALF
"or have hostile friends or acquaintances."
ALF
"it could be anything."
ALF
"we better report it to the authorities."
ALF
"well, they could."
ALF
"it's exciting, but there's no alternative."
ALF
"what other choice do we have?"
ALF
"sure, why not?"
ALF
"good. now how about fixing my spaceship..."
ALF
"i don't think we should get too friendly, willie."
ALF
"you can't eat lucky."
ALF
"all right, all right. how about a cat-food can?"
ALF
"[ kate ] we're going with you."
ALF
"that is amazing. isn't that amazing?"
ALF
"[ alf ] yeah, this will do fine."
ALF
"[ tin can crunching ]"
ALF
"we'll tell somebody. just one day."
ALF
"ahhhhhhh!"
ALF
"ahhhhhh!"
ALF
"willie!"
ALF
"willie!"
ALF
"nothing. just screaming."
ALF
"everything's under control."
ALF
"absolutely."
ALF
"you calling me a liar?"
ALF
"that is the opposite of considerate!"
ALF
"look, let's just--"
ALF
"let's just settle down here."
ALF
"let's just take this one step at a time."
ALF
"you look fine."
ALF
"i'm going to take a shower now."
ALF
"don't let her see you. she might turn you in."
ALF
"it was there a second ago."
ALF
"yeah, right, and i'm sean penn."
ALF
"talking to me?"
ALF
"hand me something to dry off with."
ALF
"will this do the trick?"
ALF
"i'll get the wrench, dad."
ALF
""born in the u.s.a.""
ALF
"no wonder i didn't know it."
ALF
"wrrr-ench!"
ALF
"let's face it. i'm trapped here!"
ALF
"[ t.v. ] if you said, "it was the cow riding on the subway,""
ALF
"we're parched."
ALF
"[ burp ] you're about out of coors."
ALF
"[ sigh ]"
ALF
"i will not allow this behavior in my house."
ALF
"this boy is only 6 years old."
ALF
"or whatever planet you come from--"
ALF
"what do you mean, "was"?"
ALF
"um, are you trying to tell me..."
ALF
"now, if willie fixes my ship,"
ALF
"hey, the kid wants me to stay."
ALF
"watching him every moment,"
ALF
"wondering what he's going to do next. [ burp ]"
ALF
"cross my heart!"
ALF
"meow."
ALF
"[ groans ]"
ALF
"[ knock at door ]"
ALF
"i don't know."
ALF
"don't answer it, mom, please."
ALF
"it's not mrs. ochmonek,"
ALF
"[ knock, knock ]"
ALF
"it's a military man."
ALF
"if that's why he's here,"
ALF
"and i decide that's the right thing to do,"
ALF
"yes, mom. [ knock, knock ]"
ALF
"with the alien task force stationed at edwards."
ALF
"fine with me."
ALF
"mrs. tanner, we received an anonymous tip..."
ALF
"yes. hairy,"
ALF
"if you did get him in the lab?"
ALF
"oh, the usual battery of tests."
ALF
"high voltage,"
ALF
"pain,"
ALF
"sleep deprivation,"
ALF
"pull it's toenails out?"
ALF
"don't bother."
ALF
"we are not harboring any space creatures."
ALF
"could you tell us who gave you our name?"
ALF
"mom."
ALF
"see if i can get this thing going."
ALF
"the melmac touch."
ALF
"i'm living with what they call, "a family.""
ALF
"they're sort of like a herd, only smaller."
ALF
"for someone without fur."
ALF
"then there's his wife, kate."
ALF
"only her's is natural."
ALF
"yeah, and they've got these two terrific kids..."
ALF
"who both idolize me."
ALF
"so, the droid says to the "cranble"..."
ALF
"i guess you had to be there."
ALF
"i was! ha!"
ALF
"that's right."
ALF
"but nothing with feet in it!"
ALF
"he was a rookie--"
ALF
"[ willie ] this is the way it began that extraordinary night;"
ALF
"[ beep, beep, beep ] what's that noise?"
ALF
"[ repeating beeps ]"
ALF
"oh, my gosh!"
ALF
"a pulsar or a satellite."
ALF
"[ unrecognizable language ]"
ALF
"they're answering, but i don't recognize the language."
ALF
"i can't."
ALF
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