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Clips from ALF - A.L.F. (S01E01)

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ALF

we don't know anything about it. it could be dangerous.

"we don't know anything about it. it could be dangerous."

ALF

no, they wouldn't poke needles in it.

"no, they wouldn't poke needles in it."

ALF

calling anybody from melmac. hello?

"calling anybody from melmac. hello?"

ALF

hello! read my lips.

"hello! read my lips."

ALF

and eat our cans and snack on our cat.

"and eat our cans and snack on our cat."

ALF

yeah, what if they poke needles in it?

"yeah, what if they poke needles in it?"

ALF

that it might be possible to contact alien life--

"that it might be possible to contact alien life--"

ALF

staring at me from that bathroom window.

"staring at me from that bathroom window."

ALF

an alien being has come to live with us,

"an alien being has come to live with us,"

ALF

would you give those to me, please.

"would you give those to me, please."

ALF

willie, will you come down to earth for a minute?

"willie, will you come down to earth for a minute?"

ALF

i don't think this is going to work out.

"i don't think this is going to work out."

ALF

that's short for "alien life form."

"that's short for "alien life form.""

ALF

and spend the rest of my life fending off gamma rays.

"and spend the rest of my life fending off gamma rays."

ALF

so you know they're okay.

"so you know they're okay."

ALF

you just keep your distance, all right?

"you just keep your distance, all right?"

ALF

a real alien!

"a real alien!"

ALF

this thing is not staying in--

"this thing is not staying in--"

ALF

interesting concept.

"interesting concept."

ALF

unless she's just joined the army.

"unless she's just joined the army."

ALF

what if he wants to take alf away?

"what if he wants to take alf away?"

ALF

it could be diseased. it could be hostile,

"it could be diseased. it could be hostile,"

ALF

mind if i come in? yes, i do.

"mind if i come in? yes, i do."

ALF

to tell the truth, i'd feel better...

"to tell the truth, i'd feel better..."

ALF

i want to do everything you do.

"i want to do everything you do."

ALF

4-5.

"4-5."

ALF

that's the thing, kate. -- uh, ma'am.

"that's the thing, kate. -- uh, ma'am."

ALF

a space creature?

"a space creature?"

ALF

[ willie ] excuse me, sir,

"[ willie ] excuse me, sir,"

ALF

let me just shut this thing off.

"let me just shut this thing off."

ALF

i can't control it. it's locked in.

"i can't control it. it's locked in."

ALF

to have this happen, it's a miracle.

"to have this happen, it's a miracle."

ALF

i can fix your spaceship.

"i can fix your spaceship."

ALF

no problem.

"no problem."

ALF

okay.

"okay."

ALF

i'd like to take it alone, thank you.

"i'd like to take it alone, thank you."

ALF

never saw a thing.

"never saw a thing."

ALF

we've got a very nosy neighbor, mrs. ochmonek.

"we've got a very nosy neighbor, mrs. ochmonek."

ALF

- alf! - yeah, how you doing up there, william?

"- alf! - yeah, how you doing up there, william?"

ALF

wrench! what's the phone number?

"wrench! what's the phone number?"

ALF

sorry, dad.

"sorry, dad."

ALF

yo! lucky, my man. meow!

"yo! lucky, my man. meow!"

ALF

i've got to get something to drink.

"i've got to get something to drink."

ALF

where are you two going?

"where are you two going?"

ALF

yes, ma'am. yes, ma'am.

"yes, ma'am. yes, ma'am."

ALF

that was the name of my planet.

"that was the name of my planet."

ALF

ball's in your court.

"ball's in your court."

ALF

thanks, mom.

"thanks, mom."

ALF

thanks, mom.

"thanks, mom."

ALF

it's gordon.

"it's gordon."

ALF

i--

"i--"

ALF

[ pop-top cans opening ]

"[ pop-top cans opening ]"

ALF

give those to me!

"give those to me!"

ALF

on some desolate, crater-filled asteroid,

"on some desolate, crater-filled asteroid,"

ALF

the thought of never seeing you again...

"the thought of never seeing you again..."

ALF

so...

"so..."

ALF

sort of breaks my heart.

"sort of breaks my heart."

ALF

willie-- willie what is it?

"willie-- willie what is it?"

ALF

he's quick! i'll give him that.

"he's quick! i'll give him that."

ALF

i'm not talking about me.

"i'm not talking about me."

ALF