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Clips from ALF - A.L.F. (S01E01)

"willie, look. what's that?"
ALF
"what happened to the lights?"
ALF
"it's closing in fast."
ALF
"here he comes! here he comes!"
ALF
"brian, stay with me."
ALF
"my gosh, it's hairy!"
ALF
"let's put it over here."
ALF
"lynn, clear off the coffee table."
ALF
"[ gasp ]"
ALF
"what?"
ALF
"an alf. an a-l-f."
ALF
"can alf stay in my room?"
ALF
"after all those years of wondering, and hoping..."
ALF
"it's the fulfillment of a lifelong dream."
ALF
"absolutely."
ALF
"what if the authorities do something to it?"
ALF
"we've got to report this!"
ALF
"aagh."
ALF
"well, if it's not too much trouble,"
ALF
"it talks."
ALF
"it's heavy, it's hairy and it talks."
ALF
"[ willie ] i'm not sure..."
ALF
"i mean, not tonight, not in the dark."
ALF
"yeah, you could use a light in that driveway."
ALF
"i've been meaning to put one out there,"
ALF
"you get busy with one thing and another."
ALF
"hey, there's no need for name calling."
ALF
"she's right."
ALF
"snack? what kind of snack?"
ALF
"no cat eating. not in this house."
ALF
"i could use the roughage."
ALF
"can we give alf a can, mom?"
ALF
"please?"
ALF
"please?"
ALF
"all right."
ALF
"a dented one."
ALF
"c'mon, alf."
ALF
"if i can't get alf going,"
ALF
"[ sigh ]"
ALF
"move out of the way."
ALF
"let me put it this way, willie."
ALF
"i'll take care of it."
ALF
"come on! over here by me."
ALF
"we've a little problem to discuss."
ALF
"you must understand that kate is nervous about this."
ALF
"who's kate?"
ALF
"my wife."
ALF
"and try to be considerate."
ALF
"that is inconsiderate!"
ALF
"there's no need for you to shave."
ALF
"you're my idol."
ALF
"count me in."
ALF
"okay. just don't use all the hot water."
ALF
"do you mind?"
ALF
""ochmonek." sounds like a typo."
ALF
"between a kangaroo and an aardvark?"
ALF
"i don't see nothing."
ALF
"i think it was shaving."
ALF
"towel."
ALF
"you got it."
ALF
"no problem."
ALF
"i don't know much about this thing."
ALF
"lynn, do you happen to have a phone here? no, why?"
ALF
"15th caller wins a new porsche."
ALF
"i'm a licensed driver."
ALF
"quick, what's the name of the tune?"
ALF
"i'll call."
ALF
"area code, 311-555-98..."
ALF
"thank you."
ALF
"alf, i think you better make contact..."
ALF
"with your people."
ALF
"i have tried."
ALF
"[ gasp ]"
ALF
"[ t.v. ] so, kids, which one is not like the other?"
ALF
"you're absolutely right."
ALF
"brilliant! this and the letter "i" in one day."
ALF
"we've got to get something to drink."
ALF
"okay, but..."
ALF
"no soda pop, and nothing to eat before dinner."
ALF
"it's not soda pop. it's beer."
ALF
"he is not to drink beer and you're not to drink beer."
ALF
"i don't know what it's like on mork,"
ALF
"melmac."
ALF
"it's also what it was made out of."
ALF
"melmac's history."
ALF
"it exploded."
ALF
"no, alf. no."
ALF
"brian, please try to understand."
ALF
"alf, do you mind?"
ALF
"no problem."
ALF
"will you, alf?"
ALF
"how you doing, lucky?"
ALF
"see? no problem."
ALF
"no! yes!"
ALF
"but even if it's not--"
ALF
"what?"
ALF
"i don't know, brian."
ALF
"you'll have to understand. okay?"
ALF
"alf!"
ALF
"i'm sorry. i couldn't do it."
ALF
"i don't have the right parts."
ALF
"[ knock, knock ]"
ALF
"[ knock, knock ]"
ALF
"mrs. tanner? yes."
ALF
"that you might be harboring a space creature."
ALF
"about 3 feet tall."
ALF
"is he considered dangerous?"
ALF
"hard to tell until we get it into the lab."
ALF
"what would you do with him..."
ALF
"we'll see how he responds to intense heat,"
ALF
"freezing cold,"
ALF
"toxic substances,"
ALF
"inoculation,"
ALF
"and of course, dissection."
ALF
"[ gulp ]"
ALF
"as i told mrs. tanner, that information..."
ALF
"is strictly ochmonek, uh, anonymous."
ALF
"good-bye."
ALF
"yeah, thanks,"
ALF
"skip? larry? muffy?"
ALF
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