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Clips from Modern Family - Grab It (S08E08)

"I think someone's calling for you."
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"I didn't hear anything. What's wrong with this cart?"
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"- You got the brakes on? Go! - Ow! Your spikes."
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"Luke and I just split a Beef Wellington and clams casino."
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"Um, I'm wondering if you'd, uh, sponsor me"
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"for the new-members thing tonight."
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"Gee, I'd like to, but they got rules"
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"about relatives sponsoring new members, so..."
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"No, they don't. I just did it."
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"Oh, great, I'll see you tonight. What time should I be here?"
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"Oh, I think it starts about 9:30."
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"No, it'll be over by then. It starts at 7:00."
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"- They must have changed that, too. - Thanks, Jay."
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"See you at 7:00."
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"Wait, that was Claire's husband, right?"
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"Yes, it was, Anders, you stupid ice [bleep]"
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"I haven't had one night to myself in six months,"
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"but tonight, Manny's going to a party."
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"I can finally relax and take a long, nice bath."
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"I even have a wine glass that floats."
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"In case I fall asleep, nothing bad can happen."
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"- Ohh. - Okay, little reindeer,"
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"Well, we need to take this food to Santa Claus."
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"If not, he's gonna starve to death."
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"Which shirt for the party..."
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"the canary or the daffodil?"
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"We're not doing this again."
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"I just did the herringbone or the tweed for your vest."
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"Just pick one and go."
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"Okay. Oh, well, this needs ironing."
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"Okay, jump on."
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"Rudolph, to the laundry room!"
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"Ohh."
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"I know it's just community theater,"
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"Yes, the cream of society"
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"decked out in their finest flip-flops."
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"Mitchell."
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"Oh, my God, I can't believe it."
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"I haven't seen you since high school!"
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"Uh, yes, it's been years, huh, uh, T-T-Tammy."
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"Hey, let me know if you want to roll around under the bleachers again, doll."
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"That's weird... I feel like I would've remembered her."
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"- Why was she wearing a name tag? - I don't know."
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"Oh, there he is!"
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"Remember that time in band when you dropped your flute in the gutter?"
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"I'm sorry... I never played the flute or anything..."
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"Ha! Old gutter flute."
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"Why is everyone talking to me?"
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"- I think they're just being friendly. - Cam, oh, my God."
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"Is... is this one of those interactive theater experiences?"
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"Oh, do you mean where the audience participates"
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"and the line between performer and spectator is delightfully blurred?"
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"Every time we leave the house, it's like a game of Three-card Monte."
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"- Interactive theater is fun. - It's not fun. It's never fun."
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"It's the worst thing that can happen to human during peace time."
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"Okay, you know what, Mitchell?"
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"Please, I'm on the board, and I couldn't not bring my husband"
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"while everyone else's significant other"
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"is happy to be here."
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"It's interactive?"
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"You son of a bitch."
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"- Front door open. - Ay, no!"
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"Please. Who?! Who?!"
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"Ay, what the hell are you doing here?"
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"I had the most humiliating experience of my entire life."
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"I may never leave this house again."
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"Okay, you're just tired. I'm gonna make you an espresso, and you go back."
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"No, I can't go back there."
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"Did you get in trouble again for adjusting the lighting?"
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"You're still young. You can take a bright bulb."
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"I was flirting with Ava Morris, and I walked into a coffee table"
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"and hit my shin really hard and started crying in front of everyone."
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"Bad enough... but then I noticed"
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"I spilled my drink on my crotch area,"
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"creating a very incriminating stain."
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"I ran to the bathroom and started drying it with a towel,"
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"but the door swung open,"
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"and I was viewed by my classmates"
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"vigorously attending to my groin."
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"Oh, and did I mention the picture of Ava's grandmother"
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"water skiing in a bikini that was directly in my eye-line?"
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"That happens to everyone sometimes."
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"Ay, no!"
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"Hi, Mama! Hi, Mama! Hi, Mama!"
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"In the workplace"
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"we women have been told to suppress it,"
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"contain it, ignore it."
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"Well, you know what I say?"
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"- Grab it! - Grab it."
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"Alex is not my most expressive child,"
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"but when she enrolled in a business class"
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"and then signed up for a lecture series"
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"called "Meet the She-E-O,""
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"it was pretty clear to me what she was trying to say..."
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""I admire you, Mom.""
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"- So, what do you think? - Quiet."
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"I mean, sure, it was tough..."
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"But when the chance to be She-E-O arose,"
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"- Grab it! - Grab it."
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"- I get it. I grabbed it. - I will move my seat."
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"Alex's mouth may have said, "You're embarrassing me.""
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"But her heart was saying, "You're inspiring me.""
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""Leave me alone.""
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""Show me the way.""
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""Are you still talking?""
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""Never stop rocking.""
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"Okay, first question."
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"Ah, right up front."
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"Hi. Hi."
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"Long-time reader, first-time grabber."
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"Anyway, I'm a biochemistry major and Caltech,"
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"but your book got me thinking about a business career."
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"And now I'm considering double-majoring,"
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"but is that taking on a little too much?"
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"Alex, look at me."
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"If you can think it, you can grab it."
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"Aah! Oh, my God!"
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"You're my hero, Nancy. Thank you. Thank you."
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"Who's next? Hmm?"
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"I've got a... just a quick comment."
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