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Clips from Modern Family - Grab It (S08E08)

"Um, I also raised three children,"
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"and I am the She-E-O of a large company."
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"And I got to say, it's like looking a mirror, Nancy."
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"That's great. What's the company?"
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"Pritchett's Closets and Blinds."
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"- You sell closets and blinds? - Mm-hmm."
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"I could understand shutters and blinds or closets and..."
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"What I wanted to talk about was how on page 1 of your book,"
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"you say you had hard time not bringing your work home."
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"As you remember, my business was started in my garage."
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"Ah."
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"So, you know how it's not just family time that matters."
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"- It's quality family time. - I agree."
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"The conference table in our boardroom"
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"actually rests on their play structure."
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"What am I saying? Stand up, kids?"
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"So, three daddies?"
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"- You sound insane! - All right."
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"Hey, Pritch, isn't that your gay son?"
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"Son-in-law."
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"You've got a gay son-in-law, too?"
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"I'm not doing this dance with you guys again."
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"I don't know what I was worried about."
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"All I had to do was let Phil be Phil."
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"He'd never get past the vote."
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"Fortunately, clueless boobs are one group"
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"the Supreme Court can't force us to let in."
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"So, tell us about yourself, Phil."
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"Well, uh, you and I have something in common, actually."
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"We're both Congressmen."
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"Go on, with that, Phil."
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"You're in the State Congress,"
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"and I was in the Junior Tumbling Congress."
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"You trampoline?"
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"I'm on my tramp like three nights a week!"
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"The rest of the time, I'm... I'm with my wife."
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"So, I go back to the seller"
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"with an all-cash no-contingency offer"
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"that'd pay off both his mortgages"
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"and leave enough after capital gains"
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"to put a down payment on a condo."
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"I give him an hour or I'm pulling the offer."
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"I love this story. It's like a western."
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"It was a nightmare."
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"Tumbling stories, bad jokes, and they ate it up!"
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"I'd say they were being polite,"
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"but I've personally seen two of those guys"
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"hit pedestrians and not even slow down!"
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"No, true story! True story."
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"One second."
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"- These guys are great. - Listen."
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"You need one more move to drive this home, and I'm thinking,"
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"what does Phil bring to the party no else does?"
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"Magic."
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"Are you sure? I'm a little rusty."
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"My money's on you. Go big, then go home."
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"- Sounded like you said... - Hey, everybody!"
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"Phil's gonna do a little magic trick for you."
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"This one is for all of the lawyers in the room"
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"disappear."
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"Oh, hold on."
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"Um..."
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"Congressman Morley, enough with the taxes."
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"You don't see us making you pay..."
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"Okay, hold on. Nobody move, I got this!"
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"Who am I kidding? I can't fall asleep."
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"Every car alarm, every whistle of the wind"
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"I just want to Netflix and Mom."
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"An hour ago, I had made the perfect tub!"
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"Yeah, thanks again for that, but it didn't help."
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"Sugar! I love sugar!"
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"Okay, that is it!"
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"You don't want to go to sleep!"
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"And you don't want to go to the party!"
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"Then I'm canceling the night time!"
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"- Mom? - You heard me. It's tomorrow."
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"We're going to school. Wait for me in the car."
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"Hey, Jay."
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"- If you get this, please come... - No one can help you now!"
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"Yo, looks like everyone made it."
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"But where's Vlad?"
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"The exchange student from Latvia?"
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"I haven't seen him."
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"I'd love to catch up with that dreamboat."
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"So much has happened since high school."
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"Alcoholism."
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"I tried to find happiness in the bottom of a bottle."
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"A shattering depiction of human suffering."
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"But enough about how I felt."
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"had the best time in high school."
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"For some of us, that was the last best time."
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"Vietnam."
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"What time period was all this taking place?"
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"It didn't make any sense."
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"The way things ended with me and Vlad,"
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"it still haunts me."
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"A lot of things haunt me."
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"It was the night of the prom."
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"- Car accident. - Shh."
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"The roads were very icy."
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"Through the mist, I saw the truck's headlights."
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"When I came to, the doctor told me we'd been in a horrible"
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"- ... car accident! - Car accident."
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"Oh, you've got to be kidding me."
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"Mitchell, this is the theater. Have some respect."
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"All you have to do is sit there and be quiet."
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"- Who? - Vlad."
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"Out there."
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"There he is. That's Vlad."
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"I swear I didn't know they were gonna pick you."
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"They probably assumed you were fun"
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"because you were with me. They didn't know."
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"Vlad, come up here."
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"Move your country ass. I'm... I'm leaving."
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"No, no."
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"Just go up there, hug Tammy,"
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"and wait for the surprise ending."
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"You go be Vlad."
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"I can't be Vlad because I am the surprise ending."
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"- What? - And it's a show-stopper."
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