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Clips from Modern Family - Grab It (S08E08)

"Mmm."
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"Oh, my God, do you really think I'm a stripper?"
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"I'm signing up for some business classes at community college."
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"with a certain captain of industry."
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"without your support as a homemaker."
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"She could run her hands through her hair. That would do it."
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"come have some drinks with the committee,"
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"Hey, hey, hey! Cramps."
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"Gee, they must have changed that."
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"And if I can get Joe tired enough to go to sleep,"
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"we didn't get to the North Pole yet."
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"Ooh."
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"I'm tired of this game."
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"but aren't opening nights so exciting?"
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"Okay, what is going on?"
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"Mitchell, we're at a high-school reunion!"
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"Stop pretending, all right? You tricked me."
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"- I did not. - You always trick me."
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"There's a quote for your poster."
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"You're gonna be fine once you drink..."
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"raising three kids and running a business."
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"A mother knows how to read between the lines."
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"Hi, I'm Alex."
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"We're good, Nancy."
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"That was just a joke."
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"That's why I home-school all three of my children."
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"Aww!"
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"I was in Tumbling Congress."
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"Okay, uh..."
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"because you're so good at making our money..."
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"through the nose."
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"sounds like people laughing at me."
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"It's all in your imagination."
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"Manny, you don't understand."
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"I just keep remembering how Vlad and I"
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"Oof."
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"- Car accident. - You don't know."
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"Tammy, you are never gonna believe who's here."
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"Oh, my God, where?"
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"I don't care about the surprise ending!"
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"Just do it!"
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"but I was gonna get him."
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"Oh, what a happy ending."
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"- Mitchell, what are you doing? - Many friends."
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"Find anything on "Grab It" lady?"
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"Anybody would."
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"But that just guarantees that it sticks with you forever."
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"- Okay, I'm going! - ...two..."
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"who's basically an older-looking version of me."
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"Not by anything she says, no."
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"- Hi, honey. - Hey."
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"All she did was talk about herself."
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"Can he stay here? Okay, thank you so much."
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"Well, I mean, the night wasn't a total waste."
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"I should go out in the world and do something."
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"Jay, I mean it."
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"How long do we have this thing for?"
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"Every bounce counts!"
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"We paid for the whole seat, but we're only using the edge of it."
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"Hey, baby brother!"
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"Let's not insult us both. How much do you need?"
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"Mom paid my car insurance this month, and I told her I'd have it today..."
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"- The number, the number. - $120."
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"Grandpa got me a job at his country club,"
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"and I've been cleaning up in tips."
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"I also like the way those guys talk."
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"There's actually an ethnic slur for Norwegians."
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"It's ice [bleep]ers."
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"Hey, buddy, they canceled my showing,"
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"so I can drive you to work."
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"That looks good. What is it?"
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"Lobster Thermidor from the country club."
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"There's also cherries jubilee in the fridge."
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"Look at us eating like rich people..."
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"in the '50s."
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"Hey, Mom! Have a good day at work."
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"Uh, I already did that. It's 3:30."
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"How are you just waking up?"
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"I set my alarm for noon. I must have slept through it."
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"I was working late promoting a new club."
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"Oh, by the way, here is the insurance money."
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"A lot of singles in there. What exactly do you do at this club?"
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"Oh, right. 'Cause I'm a stripper, Alex."
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"- No. - No."
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"Okay, well, I'm off."
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"Business class, huh?"
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"Sounds like somebody's been influenced by living under the same roof"
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"Sweetheart, while I'm very flattered by your sudden interest in business,"
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"how about instead of another class, you get a job?"
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"Get your hands a little dirty, huh?"
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"I've already pre-registered."
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"Also, I signed us up for that book signing tonight."
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"- You still in? - Absolutely."
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"Got my book right here."
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"Trying to make it look like you read it?"
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"Amateur."
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"So, I don't really have a job title"
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"or even a set place to work,"
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"so I kind of just float around"
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"and make sure everyone has what they need."
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"4:00, Your Honor."
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"Don't forget to take your medicine."
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"Well, all these powerful guys."
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"You can make connections here that'll last forever."
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"Not really."
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"We have a lot of turnover here."
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"That flag outside has been at half-mast since April."
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"- Oh. - That's why we have these."
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"- Oh. How's that work? - _"
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"You find a member to sponsor you,"
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"and they vote a few people in."
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"Similar process to a secret cheer society I was in."
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"Skull and Pom-Poms. I've said too much already."
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"Are you thinking of joining?"
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"Both my partners are in clubs."
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"They've drummed up a lot of business. Maybe I..."
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"Hey, there's Jay. Maybe he can..."
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"Jay. Jay!"
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"Jay, Jay, Jay!"
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"Jay, wait up!"
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