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Clips from Parks and Recreation - The Stakeout (S02E02)

"I just want to check one last time"
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"Ovaries before brovaries."
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"You make such good coffee."
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"Look, I know you're saying you're okay with it,"
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"But the thing is, Mark isn't my ex."
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"Anyway, I'm over it. Or am I? I'm just kidding."
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"This is one of my greatest brainstorms ever."
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"And Tom and I sometimes get here early and help out."
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"People have just really embraced this"
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"He knows all the scientific names for everything. Right, Tom?"
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"Yeah. Like this. What's this, Tom?"
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"Whenever Leslie asks me for the Latin names of any of our plants,"
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"I just give her the names of rappers."
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"Those are some Bone Thugs-n-Harmony-ums right here."
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"Look, someone planted something new. What's this?"
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"What do you think, carrots?"
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"If that's true, we have a garden pest on our hands."
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"Maybe some kind of spice?"
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"just roll it up into a joint and smoke it."
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"Ron, did you get my texts?"
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"You don't have funding."
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"And I've been ignoring it,"
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"But this morning,"
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"But as long as I sit still and don't move my head,"
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"Who is this person? Who is this kingpin?"
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"It's a 13-year-old kid named Stevie, who likes to get high,"
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"I would like to be President someday,"
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"so, no, I have not smoked marijuana."
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"It was just an insanely good brownie."
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""Community Garden Infested With Pot.""
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"Okay. Like, order you something?"
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"I have stakeout supplies."
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"This is stuff that we're probably going to need."
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"And candy necklaces."
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"It's like we're real police."
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"And I made us a mix CD."
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"It's really cool."
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"Yeah. You like it?"
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"No. Tom Haverford. I spent 120 bucks to get it monogrammed."
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"Here you go. Everyone thinks it's Tommy Hilfiger."
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"Take this."
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"Okay, I have to figure out how this works. Just let me focus up on this."
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"Okay, now I need to just take a test shot and see how this goes."
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"Leslie swears it's okay. So I'm going out with Mark."
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"he would always try to guess the ending of the movie."
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"And he would always guess"
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"Oh, you're joking around right now."
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"Yeah, well, you know, with a body like this,"
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"Whoa! Are they dating now? Brendanawicz is the man."
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"We were drunk, and he tried to kiss me, and I said,"
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"Get down."
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"Working late?"
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"But you moved to South Carolina from where?"
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"My mother's uterus."
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"But you were conceived in Libya, right?"
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"don't make it really far in politics."
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"was going to be elected President,"
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"That is Andy."
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"That is Andy. Andy is the kingpin."
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"Andy. Come here."
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"For now, yeah."
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"Yeah, and someone planted a whole mess of weed next to the tomatoes."
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"I thought that was the tops of carrots."
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"Right, I know. Me, too. Listen, we're on a stakeout, okay?"
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"So why don't you come to the van and help us?"
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"We're trying to catch the guy."
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"He's like 20 minutes late."
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"All right. Let's do it. Okay."
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"No."
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"Yeah, I thought so."
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"Do you have syphilis?"
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"I said it's a hernia."
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"I know."
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"Yes, please."
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"Okay."
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"Are you still here?"
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"Are you still here?"
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"It is really great to have somebody to talk to. Man, oh, man."
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"Doing good tonight. She's out on a..."
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"made out of candy. You want one?"
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"Oh, all right."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Maybe we should get you something more substantial to eat."
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"So, that was fun."
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"You know what? I have been a perfect gentleman this evening."
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"I would like you to now please invite me in for a nightcap."
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"Not a chance. No, no, no. Just..."
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"Watch what I'm going to do."
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"Will you come in for a nightcap?"
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"So, Andy, do you, like, spy on Ann from the pit?"
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"No. No. I just like being nearby."
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"I can be at her house, like, in two seconds,"
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"She might be dating somebody else."
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"Is she? I didn't say that."
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"How you doing tonight, sir?"
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"Well, I just told you my ID. So, what's the crime here?"
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"Parking while Indian?"
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"All right, fine. Here's my ID."
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"Why don't you head back to the mall,"
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"Excuse me! What are you doing?"
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"Cops took him."
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"Ann and Mark! Andy!"
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"Leslie? Oh!"
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"- Leslie Knope. - Hey!"
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"- Hey! - Wow."
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"We caught a criminal. Do you know about this?"
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"Yeah, he was breaking into this van and they dragged him away."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"If you could just stop writing for a second,"
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"Now, could you please go home, and get some sleep,"
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"and let this matter be resolved."
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"No! Easy!"
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"No. No, no, no, no, no! Leslie..."
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"Fine. I'd like to come with you."
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"My mother likes David, but I'm pretty split on it 50-50."
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"and I could have Ron Swanson down here, kicking down your doors."
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"What branch of government are you in?"
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"We also found an enormous amount of manure,"
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"and a very inappropriate amount of candy."
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"We were staking out the community garden,"
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