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Clips from How to Get Ahead in Advertising (1989) Fantasy

"(SLIDE PROJECTOR WHIRRING)"
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"And that is what's worrying Best Co,"
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"because Best Co wants to go on selling them what it always has,"
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"So, how can we help them with that?"
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"Clearly, we are looking for a label."
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"will wear one with pride."
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"And although I'm aware of the difficulties of coming to terms with this,"
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"she who fills her basket."
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"What you need is a taut slob,"
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"something on foot deodorisers in a brassière."
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"She has 2.3 children, 1.6 of which will be girls."
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"and fucks no more than 4.2 times a month."
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"of artificial, synthetic, orange-flavoured waffle a day"
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"And she does."
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"So here we are again with our diet."
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"and it adheres to only one rule."
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"I did. They're over the moon."
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"Apart from 15 calls a day wondering where the fuck it is, they couldn't be happier."
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"Either a date or you give me some idea of what you're coming up with."
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"- Any calls? - Mr Bristol called again, twice."
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"Boil busters. The boil busters."
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"You need something tough."
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""is Mother Nature's own richest source of Vitamin A."
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""So we took essential oils"
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""and we packed this shit into every tube."
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""We called it HP Megaventure."
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"but Mr Bristol's on the line again."
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"- Tell him I'm out again. - He says he knows you're not."
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"(BREATHING HEAVILY)"
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""Hi. My name's Barbara Simmons,"
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""and I'm a biochemist."
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""and I want my skin to be at its best."
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""So I recommend a new product."
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""It's called..."
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""because I make it.""
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"Yes, I'm sorry, darling. I know I did."
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"Listen, I don't think I'm gonna make it back tonight."
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"OK, one o'clock."
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"Spritzer, please."
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"I tell you, Julia, I'm out of my mind."
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"I'm getting nowhere. Zero."
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"Any other part of the human body, I'll sell it something."
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"- I cannot get a handle on the boils. - Pass me the butter, please, darling."
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"I just sit there, hour after hour,"
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"16 to 26-year-old acne attacker. It's a hexafluoride."
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"You had a terrible time with piles."
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"I may have had a problem getting ahold of them,"
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"Compared to this, piles were a birthday present."
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"- So was dandruff. So was breath. - You're still raising your voice."
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"(LIFT BEEPS)"
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"Get Bristol on the line and tell him I'm coming in to see him now."
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"It's a photostat of an arse from a copying machine."
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"You gave the juniors a bit of a tongue-lashing yesterday."
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"- Really? - Said you went over the top."
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"They asked my opinion, and I gave it."
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"I think you're probably right. Not now, Sheila."
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"Anyway. That's not actually what I wanted to talk about."
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"How are we getting on with the pimple cream?"
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"they were on the phone this morning, threatening to pull the account."
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"It's finished. Just a fine-tune. I'll be through over the weekend."
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"- Of course. - Wonderful. Wonderful."
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"Really?"
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"What about OCDS? (LAUGHS)"
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"Oh, that's interesting. What a complete range of dinners."
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"No. He's here now. I'll ask him."
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"I'm absolutely not gonna think about boils,"
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"large boils, blind boils or fat girls' boils, till ten o'clock tomorrow morning."
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"I see the police have made another lightning raid."
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"- Paddington drug orgy. - Huh."
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"(IRISH ACCENT) I suppose young girls was involved?"
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""One discovered naked in the kitchen,"
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""It may also contain a quantity of heroin.""
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"BAGLEY: Or a pork pie."
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"I beg your pardon?"
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"It may also have contained a big turnip."
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"Pork pies, turnips, oven parts."
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"The distortion of truth by association book."
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"About as likely as the tits spread with peanut butter."
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"And I can tell you, a pusher protects his pitch."
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"We wanna sell 'em cigarettes and don't like competition, see?"
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"So we associate a relatively innocuous drug"
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"With a boil on the nose, there's a sudden overnight surge in faith."
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"They wanna believe something will work."
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"Good God, this is a madman!"
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"What do you know about God, you wire-haired Mick?"
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"(TRAIN HORN BLARES)"
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"You might at least make a bit of an effort."
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"- Both breasts and the leg removed? - MAN: When all's said and done,"
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"What utter balls, Jonathan."
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"the level of oestrogen in the sea will be as much as two parts per million."
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"What a disgusting thing to say!"
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"You find bleeding disgusting, do you?"
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"Not particularly. Just the way you said it."
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"Women, I might inform you, take that primitive device called the pill"
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"I'm surprised you need to bother."
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"Cointreau, anyone?"
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"What do you mean by that?"
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"I don't rush out and buy your latest makeup."
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"I have a mind of my own. And I have a body of my own"
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"- You mean you're fat. - Yes, I'm fat!"
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"And you're perfectly at liberty to hate me for it."
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"Oh, for God's sake, let's not have a row."
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"- Why not? Why shouldn't we have a row? - Because nobody wants one!"
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"Right, then, you're being rude. Unutterably rude and a bore!"
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"And I think you are a vegan who eats meat in secret."
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"If it's buggering the eels, think what it's doing to you."
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"Oh, no, I'm not. I'm just beginning to see the light."
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"I've been living a nightmare, obsessed with other people's acne,"
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"Jesus Christ! What do you think you're doing?"
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"I'm completing a process of natural selection."
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"I'm going through everything in the house and isolating items of genuine worth."
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"All other products, especially those contaminated with advertising,"
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"Have you gone out of your mind?"
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"I know it's going to be difficult, but I'll explain properly and you will understand."
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"Darling, can't you see what you're doing this morning is equally out of control?"
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"I know exactly what I'm doing now."
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"- Like you're doing the vacuum cleaner? - That's right."
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"I'm gonna turn them on and do them in the middle of an advertisement for themselves."
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"Certainly. Everything I do is rational."
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"so I shall dismember them and return them via the sewers to the sea."
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