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Clips from How to Get Ahead in Advertising (1989) Fantasy

"I know this must be all sort of upsetting for you, darling,"
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"but honestly, I assure you of its necessity."
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"A horrid looking boil, spouting from your neck."
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"I've got a boil."
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"I'm gonna collect something from my office."
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"While I'm there, get hold of Bristol and tell him I'm coming to see him."
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"I want a call the moment he turns up."
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"And get me a couple of dispatch boys. I need some equipment moved."
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"How nice."
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"To me, this represents everything that is wrong"
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"- I should have resigned then. - I see."
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"Precisely. Nobody's arguing about it, especially the government."
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"The only fucker this ever frightened was the Chancellor of the Exchequer."
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"What's "can" got to do with it? Can, could, might, possibly, maybe."
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""Does" is the word we want to hear."
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"Warning by Her Majesty's Government."
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"Did he? Well, he's wrong."
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"Don't you think the way you reacted could be considered a little irrational?"
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"- Hold them, Sheila. - So don't tell me I'm being irrational."
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"Because I'm the man who's taken the stench out of everything but shit."
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"I'm taking forever off. I'm going to cleanse my life."
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"- And how will you do that? - By telling them, you bald fool."
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"- What's the matter, Bagley? - I've got a boil."
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"15 years ago, I was out there on the floor where you are now,"
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"I tell you, I was desperate. I made myself ill with worry."
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"As far as I was concerned, I'd given myself a detonator."
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"Anyway, what's all this got to do with me?"
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"And I'll tell you something else. I didn't burst into flames, either."
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"The bastard's on fire!"
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"agitated it, insulted it."
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"Nothing. All it does is throb and get bigger."
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"It's like a thing in a medical magazine."
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"No, it's not, darling. It's Dijon with fine herbs."
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"Now come to bed."
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"it's just grown a hair."
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"Come on, race! (GIGGLES)"
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"- Right. - Oh, this is a good idea."
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"- Mwah! - Oh, you missed me! (GIGGLES)"
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"- Oh! Ready? Mwah! - Mm... Mwah!"
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"Well, can you page him? I need him at once!"
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"It's alive! It lives!"
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"No, darling. Neither does yours."
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"Things like that are always happening"
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"when people are under dreadful mental stress."
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"(YELLING)"
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"JULIA: Dennis, darling! Dennis!"
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"Removing it in his condition might set up some kind of permanent block."
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"I'd be decapitating it, and that could be dangerous."
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"- I think it's a male. - Father, then."
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"Once we've done that, we've got a good chance"
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"of converting it back to a normal boil."
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"But he's just exhausted. He's not really mad, is he?"
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"Running naked around a garden insisting a boil has spoken to you"
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"is more than just exhaustion, Julia."
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"You have to do your best to get him there."
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"When he wakes up, try and be normal. Cook him dinner."
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"At least, what he says it says."
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"- What did he say about the boil? - He said it's perfectly normal."
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"BOIL: Mmm. Smells good."
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"- I didn't say anything. - Oh, I see."
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"- What are you doing? - Merely whistling."
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"I was just getting ready to clear my throat, that's all."
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"- I don't have false teeth. - I know you don't, darling. I know you don't."
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"You know, there's no real reason why we should wait."
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"I'll buy a couple of polo necks, and we could hop on a plane."
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"BOIL: Put an end to the misery of dentures. You could smile again with confidence."
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"Why did you say that?"
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"I don't know."
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"and people with names like Barbara Simmons."
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"Well, it's ever so slightly getting on my nerves."
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"I did not, I merely confirmed what the boil said."
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"- Then stop siding with it! - Don't be ridiculous! I'm not siding with it!"
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"But I never know what it's going to say next."
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"What you'll say next. It's you saying it."
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"I'm on the coast of panic. I'm staring over the edge!"
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"Why should a boil suddenly suggest going to France?"
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"I don't know. I don't know!"
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"Perhaps the fucker wants to go up the Eiffel Tower!"
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"Sit down! I'm going to call Gatty."
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"- What for? - To see if he's got you in!"
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"Are you there, Julia?"
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"I have to be very quiet."
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"I wish I could come out and talk to you, darling."
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"But it's impossible. You've seen."
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"I have to tell you, Julia,"
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"But the one thing I'm not, darling, is insane."
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"Incidentally, in case it's bothering you,"
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"Greed is abolishing the future."
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"BOIL: Oh, dear, oh, dear."
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"BOIL: I had a nasty feeling I was going to have to wake up to this."
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"If I was you, I'd turn this off, Julia. It's only gonna upset you."
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"- BOIL: Moloch? - Yes, that's you, you Moloch, you bogey!"
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"(SIGHS) All right, I'll get you one. But on one condition."
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"- BOIL: Deal. - Swear!"
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"BOIL: I might be a shanker, but my word is my bond."
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"Don't turn off, darling. 60 seconds and I'll be back."
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"Is he? Julia out shopping?"
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"Vile. I'm glad I've given up."
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"You wouldn't make me a cup of tea, would you, Sylvia?"
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"Don't pretend you haven't noticed my cardboard box, Julia,"
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"We're leaving in less than an hour."
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"There's no side to any of this. There is me. There is a boil."
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"You don't think the inclusion of the boil could perhaps help us?"
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"Even if it says something that might be of relevance?"
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"In my opinion, it should be lanced instantly."
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"It was the only reason I agreed to come off the garage roof."
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"If it wants to join in, it can pay its own bill."
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"(WHIRRING)"
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"I'd like to know your reasons."
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"And you're afraid of Big Brother?"
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"No. I'm not afraid of him. I'm one of the few who really understands him."
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"never knew what was coming down the line."
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"But it is us who watch it. There's one in every living room."
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"So we could say, principally, that it's television that you blame?"
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"They've moved in on the greatest means of communication since the wheel."
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"They won't be satisfied, not till we're all squatting"
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"in one of its fucking hatchbacks on a motorway."
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"- What? - Can you get an erection?"
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""You could smile again with confidence."
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