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Clips from The Detour - The Tournament (S02E02)

"Oh, what, the truth?"
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"Last chance, Petirroja."
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"- Don't call me that ever again. - Okay."
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"Sorry to have to do this to your family."
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"- Holy shit! - Holy shit!"
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"Get off me! Out of our way, kids. Let's go."
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"Out of our way."
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"You are withdrawing all claims and granting a full divorce?"
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"That is correct, Your Honor."
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"I don't know why. We had this thing won."
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"This is crazy, right?"
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"I'm not sure I fully understand all of this."
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"Me, neither."
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"Vanessa?"
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"Sorry, man."
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"You wouldn't have come if I asked."
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"I don't really know what you want, okay?"
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"But, uh, I got money."
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"If that's it, I'll give it to you."
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"I'll tell you what I'll drop."
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"I'm gonna drop you."
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"Yeah. I just use it to, um..."
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"How you say..."
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"make your wife wet."
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"I knew it wasn't real."
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"So, we have a deal?"
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"What do I get out of this deal?"
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"You get to walk away knowing you did the right thing?"
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"If I don't?"
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"Who?"
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"Him."
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"Capoeira."
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"Is that dance-fighting?"
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"Oh, you 'bout to find out."
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"How did you break your hands?"
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"Too late."
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"You broke my hand!"
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"I told you."
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"I got a rock for a head."
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"Nothing hurts."
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"Oh, God! My other hand."
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"I didn't hit him that hard."
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"You hit him pretty hard."
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"I really didn't."
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"You're a mama grizzly, okay?"
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"When you're protecting your cubs,"
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"It's true, but I... Let me see your hands."
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"Hm?"
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"I just want to look at your hands."
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"What for?"
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"What about them?"
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"Mama bear did her worst with the nunchucks."
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"What's this?"
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"Oh, this? You'll see."
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"You never know when a good piece of foil comes in handy."
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"About that mama-grizzly thing."
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"You're totally right."
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"They are dangerous."
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"You know what's worse than a mama grizzly?"
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"Come closer."
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"Sit up, sit up. That's it."
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"A find this highly suspicious."
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"It was very slippery stairs. Very slick."
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"I have no idea."
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"And you are not being forced to do this in any way?"
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"Get up! You like it right there?"
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"So, you're gonna drop this paternity lawsuit,"
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"and you're gonna stay away from my family forever."
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"Oh."
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"One more thing."
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"He's turning."
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"I would also like to say..."
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"He would also like to say..."
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"He's just moaning now. A little bit of moaning."
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"That the paternity documents were forged."
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"- And they were false. - They were false."
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"He'd also like to slay some calamari."
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"Okay, then."
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"Nice job, pal."
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"Call me if you ever need a lawyer."
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"Sure."
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"Easy does it. Easy."
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"Whoopsie."
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"Oh, what?"
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"What did I do?"
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"You know, babe?"
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"Hm?"
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"I think everything's gonna be okay now."
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"Yeah..."
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"What don't you know?"
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"- You don't? - No."
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"I think it's gonna be great."
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"Ugh. Zzzt."
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"You hear that? Zzzt."
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"It's so annoying."
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"- I'm going to bed. - Zzzt."
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"- God. - Going to bed."
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"I'll meet you there in a bit."
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"- Hey, Nate. - Hm?"
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"Yeah. Yes, I do. Just gonna take out the trash."
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"- Right now? - Yeah."
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"- Oh, come on, man. Why? - What?"
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"Do you want some of this?"
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"Do you want roaches?"
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"Well, nobody wants... Well, yeah."
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"- Right? - Okay."
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"- Keep it awake, though. - Yep. It's..."
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"- I'm gonna get in that. - Shh!"
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"Oh, hey."
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"Did you guys just move in next door?"
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"Yeah?"
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"Do me a favor."
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"Knock it off with the drilling, would you?"
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"You can hear that?"
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"It's annoying."
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"- Sorry. - Yeah."
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"So, what'd you tell them in there?"
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"Did you tell them about Carlos trying to get custody of Jared?"
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"Oh, that's good."
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"You know what's funny? Lying."
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