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Clips from The Detour - The Tournament (S02E02)

"She has lied to you from the beginning."
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"She lied about her criminal past,"
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"about her relationship with Carlos."
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"Our strength really isn't in doing the right thing."
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"It's surviving the wrong thing."
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"I hate you."
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"_"
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"but that's why you need to get better at skating."
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"That's a pretty good nickname, isn't it?"
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"But they keep hitting me."
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"Mrs. Parker, mind your language."
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"last night when you were inside me."
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"Hey, look at me, look at me, look at me."
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"You want something from this sad, lonely, pathetic world,"
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"you got to fight for it."
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"You want to win the game? You got to fight."
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"You want a job? You got to fight."
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"You want to split a piece of strange?"
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"You got to fight for it. Trust me."
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"Your dad didn't fight for this."
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"Now he's living under a bridge, sleeping in bubble wrap."
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"Nate the Skate!"
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"You like that? What are you gonna do about it?"
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"Shake, Nate, skate! Skate, Nate..."
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"Now get out there and fight."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"Everybody does it, but not like this chick."
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"She lied that your son was potentially not yours."
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"and you skate circles around all of those goons."
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"Oh, you didn't mind my language"
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"Second period."
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"Listen, you little monster! Hockey's not about fighting!"
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"but let me just say... I am so sorry."
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"Some other guy planted eggs in your forehead?"
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"Why are you so dismissive of my accomplishments?"
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"I shall observe the tenets of Tae Kwon Do!"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"What other pet names do you like to call little girls like us?"
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"Ew. "Sweetie.""
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"You need to tell Jared the truth."
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"Would you settle down, both of you?"
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"You're not kicking anybody's ass."
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"I had to stand guard outside, look for dragons."
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"You know, pal, uh,"
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"I'll still be there."
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"And it gets worse."
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"God! You're so stupid."
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"If you wanted it so bad, why did you give it back to me?"
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"But please, I'm asking you,"
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"Just like you dropped that bullshit accent."
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"My son."
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"Lookit."
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"you don't know your own strength."
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"So, listen."
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"Daddy grizzly."
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"I've never back down from a fight."
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"This action is of your own free will?"
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"That the paternity documents were forged."
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"Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah."
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"Yeah. Yeah, I can."
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"Yeah! That son of a bitch is my kid!"
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"Oh. You're already up?"
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"I don't want to!"
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"about to show us her mastery of that weird thing,"
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"Yeah, what... Oh, God. What are you doing here? Hey."
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"She can have wishes when she's 18, all right?"
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"Stop! Sweetie, come."
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"God!"
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"What do you think it says?"
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"Shh, shut it."
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"When did clean water become a right?"
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"Don't you tell him."
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"Yeah. What the...?"
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"So, listen."
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"You just ripped your pants, asshole."
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"We don't have to do this."
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"I don't want to do this, man."
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"Also... And I would also like to say that I'm very sorry."
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"Yes!"
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"It's Zzzt."
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"God, no! I hadn't got past the Florida trip."
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"God, you couldn't of waited like a week between the two of us?"
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"Oh, my God. Quit it with this normal shit."
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"it's quixotic. Okay?"
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"This is so weird."
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"- Oh. Yes. - Oh!"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"um, just know that I'll always be with you, okay?"
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"Brat!"
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"My son can do that."
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"A father is more than a seed."
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"I don't think it's gonna be okay."
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"I don't get it. Why are you protecting her?"
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"Okay."
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"You know, unfortunately violence is part of the game."
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"And your quixotic pursuit of it is..."
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"It sounds real serious."
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"I am bogging them down in the worst details imaginable."
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"We'll call you Nate "the Skate" Parker."
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"Get your ass out of this locker room"
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"unless you're trolling for kids."
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"How are we supposed to get half of what she has"
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"Vanessa!"
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"On Monday morning at court, can you just drop the lawsuit?"
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"That's what I was hoping you'd say."
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"You become a... a great skills player,"
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"Yeah? You sure?"
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"Oh, I will destroy you!"
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"Last chance."
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"I think..."
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"- What? - That."
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"Seriously, how many shelves do you have to hang, right?"
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"Nate! Nate!"
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"Would you shut your damn stupid mouth?"
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"Last time, guy. Just drop the lawsuit."
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"Yeah, it might be, but our daughter's"
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"Guys, lets go. Tae Kwon Do belt day."
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"You shut your mouth, you little..."
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"I was talking about this."
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"It gets a little rough at times, sure,"
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