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Clips from The Detour - The Tournament (S02E02)

"- How's your shoulder? - It hurts."
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"I told them everything, just like you told me to."
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"and back on the ice, you little shithead!"
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""Oh, they keep hitting me. They keep hitting me.""
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"Get out there and fight!"
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"Skate, Nate! Skate!"
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"Skate, Nate!"
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"Skate, Nate! Please skate!"
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"- No, Nate! - This is your problem!"
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"Adios, amigos."
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"Look, I just, uh, I just want to say..."
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"- If you weren't, I wouldn't be here. - Okay."
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"which is irrefutable."
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"You know that. You brought normalcy to my life."
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"- Are you ready? - Yes, Sensei!"
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"- And Jared? - Yes, Sensei!"
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"Please?"
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"No. No, I..."
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"Are you okay?"
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"I don't... Don't talk to me!"
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"Super D, come here. Come here. Come here."
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"You shall not pass!"
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"Ow! Shit!"
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"Perv?"
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"Hey, that doesn't hurt. Ow!"
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"Tell me what you did!"
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"You know, it's funny."
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"'cause I found out they were extinct."
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"S-So if I open this envelope,"
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"Then don't, pal. Don't."
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"No! The older it gets, the more valuable it gets."
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"I hear ass play gets pretty fun in your 50s."
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"Cool. Ghost dad."
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"- Oh, is that what he wants? - I'm guessing."
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"I am so sorry. That was not my intention."
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"No!"
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"How did you find my bag, Carlos?"
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"Stay down!"
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"You shut your mouth."
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"Jareb, I am your..."
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"Yeah, we're good, right?"
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"Let's go."
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"So, Mr. Camacho."
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"When you went to give Vanessa her phone back, did you see him?"
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"No."
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"How do you break your hands falling down the stairs?"
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"Aah!"
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"You really think you can top that?"
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"You see this? Huh?"
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"Can you still see?"
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"What did he say?"
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"We'll have you brought up on false-document charges soon."
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"Congratulations."
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"Ah!"
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"I don't know."
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"Ah, geez."
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"Zzzt."
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"'Cause I got about 10 minutes, and then I'm"
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"Zzzt, zzzt. Zzzt."
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"Kid, what is the matter with you?"
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"Look at this little Frankenstein!"
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"Whoo!"
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"No, no, no! No, no, no, no, no!"
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"Please, don't."
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"You touch him, he wins. Trust me."
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"I don't."
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"Any time, anywhere, amigo."
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"I didn't sleep."
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"No need."
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"I'm not ready to talk yet."
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"Hey, I know you're angry,"
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"Yeah, I know."
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"But we have to say something to him, don't we?"
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"What would you like me to say?"
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"Come on, he's yours."
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"Some dumb piece of paper doesn't change that."
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"This dumb piece of paper is called science,"
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"Well, then open it."
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"Nate, I would've been dead or in jail if I hadn't met you."
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"Okay? It doesn't exist."
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"I used the word too early in that sentence."
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"There's nothing normal about us!"
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"What? No. Not today. No."
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"My God."
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"You are the worst!"
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"She's not wrong."
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"I know."
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"Hyah!"
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"Gyah!"
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"Oh, God."
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"I forgot life was still happening."
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"so we better pretend like we like it."
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"Oh, I'm sorry I gave up tickets to "Babe 3""
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"to come see my niece."
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"I like children's movies."
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"What are you, a pedophile?"
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"There's no reason for you to be there"
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""Eh, where all the kids at?""
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"Yeah? 'Cause that's fun."
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"Ew."
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"- Is this your green-belt test? - Yes, Sensei!"
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"- Are you prepared? - Yes, Sensei!"
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"Jared's a great name."
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"Hey, pal. Um..."
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"I'm trying to talk to my son."
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"You seem tense. You want a soda?"
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"A hot dog?"
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"Sure."
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"Well, that was easy."
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"I shall observe the tenets of Tae Kwon Do!"
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"- Courtesy! - Courtesy!"
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"- Respect! - Respect!"
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"- Integrity! - Integrity!"
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"- In truth! - In truth!"
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"I will persevere!"
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"Oh, God. Better go get down there."
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"I'll go."
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"Hey, Delilah. Delilah."
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"Ow!"
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"What is your problem? Out of the way."
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