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Clips from The Detour - The Tournament (S02E02)

"Sweetie, come here."
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"You need to respect her wishes."
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"Delilah, do you know him?"
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"I thought I did."
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"You need to step away! Now!"
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"Perv!"
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"Yeah, I heard you. Pedophile!"
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"I am her father."
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"How do I know that?"
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"Because I am. All right?"
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"Sweetheart, can you tell Daniel-san here"
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"that I am your dad, please?"
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"He trolls for kids at movies."
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"Little what? Trophy? Prize?"
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"I know what happened. I heard you in court."
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"I didn't do anything, okay? It just..."
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"It just happened."
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"Tell him!"
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"It's like the third belt."
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"Ah! Ah!"
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"She broke my board!"
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"You weren't gonna break it."
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"I still remember a time when you couldn't come in here alone."
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"Yeah, well, I'm over that"
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"Right."
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"Yeah."
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"So, listen, about what happened in court."
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"Um..."
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"This Carlos guy, he's..."
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"What? Oh, yeah, always."
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"I guess I stopped paying attention"
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"once you learned to go on your own, so, uh..."
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"All of them."
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"Yeah, what... what were you gonna say?"
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"Uh..."
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"I just, um..."
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"We need to have a little talk."
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"About that."
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"Paternity results? I don't get it."
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"it'll either say you're my dad or you're not my dad?"
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"Uh... yeah."
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"Do you know what it says?"
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"I don't."
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"Dad?"
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"Yeah?"
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"I don't want to open it."
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"Well, I kind of want to know."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"Yeah, me too."
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"Your weapon demonstration?"
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"Nunchukas."
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"Nine-ring-sword sword, sir."
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"It's a broadsword."
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"You remind me so much of my Jared."
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"You know, all this would go away"
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"if you just gave Carlos what he wants."
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"It's gonna be okay."
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"Just give him that old, rusty ass."
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"It's a little fat for your frame,"
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"but it still looks pretty good for a woman your age."
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"Damn straight!"
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"Just give him the ass."
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"You've been sitting on it for 13 years."
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"I will never give it to him. He has no right to it."
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"And I will fight him until my last breath."
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"Well, don't fight too hard."
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"I'm 39."
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"Dad?"
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"Yeah?"
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"Do you want to beat up Carlos?"
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"violence is never really the answer."
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"You know?"
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"That's what I've been trying to teach you guys"
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"all along the way, but, uh..."
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"I'm just failing miserably at it."
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"Whoa, what was that?"
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"I, uh, tripped over a garbage can."
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"I don't know why they leave these things out."
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"Oh."
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"Hyah!"
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"I-I want you to open it."
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"Yeah."
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"Okay."
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"What does it say?"
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"That you're my dad."
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"Yeah."
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"I knew it."
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"Um, just listen to me."
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"Whatever happens going forward,"
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"What about when you're dead?"
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"I love you so much."
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"Where do the parents sit?"
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"You got a kid here?"
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"One that I know of, amigo."
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"What is he doing here?"
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"What the hell are you doing here?"
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"Maybe he just wants to talk."
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"What else would I want?"
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"You want the ass."
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"Give it to him. He's gorgeous."
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"Do you understand the damage you've caused my family?"
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"You give me what I want, and this whole thing goes away."
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"This is crazy!"
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"Just give him the ass, and we'll stop!"
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""We"?"
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"_"
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"I'm on the hook for 15 frack houses."
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"Jesus."
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"Your sister, she wants a divorce from me."
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"if you're getting a divorce?"
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"Don't worry. I will make them pay."
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"She told me."
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"We were talking."
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"He didn't want it. I wanted it."
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"He wanted you, stupid."
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"After everything I've done for you."
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"Babe!"
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"What the hell?"
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"Oh, look who it is. It's Jareb."
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"I have something to tell you."
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