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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - License to Sell (S01E01)

"We love it. We'd like to make an offer."
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"Thank you so much. Goodbye."
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"No, it is not."
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"She doesn't even have a realtor's license!"
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"Let me get it. It's just in my car."
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"Ahh."
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"S01E09 License to Sell"
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"Ever since I first laid eyes on Nicole, I knew she was my girl."
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"How do I get Nicole to like me?"
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"I'm not gonna lie."
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"You're 11, and you sleep with a glo worm."
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"and be there always."
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"Did you know this?!"
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"because she knows I am the best."
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"He was guilty. He went to jail."
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"Evan, always be listening to me."
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"What is that?"
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"and it's beautiful."
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"when what you really want is for the hair to be blown down?"
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"Thank you."
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"Mine was, what, 358 houses ago?"
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"I've been voted top-selling realtor five years running"
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"They... call you that?"
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"You can keep that. I have copies."
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"Ohhh. Okay. So you made that choice."
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"Okay, Dave."
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"- Missy... - Whoa!"
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"I got to get thrown into detention."
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"Looks like we're just two rebels, here."
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"Um, can you hold this for me?"
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"Young man, is that a bag of ninja stars?"
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"Did she leave?"
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"I-I didn't say anything."
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"I'm listening to you, though, just so you know."
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"I thought you had a lot of houses to show today."
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"Dad."
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"Okay, well, now that you've got her location down,"
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"Okay. Find some shared interests,"
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"Unbelievable."
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"I didn't take the test."
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"I'm at a really big point in Michael Crichton's "Congo,""
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"You do not need a school to teach you how to be beautiful."
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"A beauty school, where you learn how to do hair and makeup?"
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"Marvin's first wife was 25 years older than me,"
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"How are you living in her shadow?"
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"But I really feel for her."
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"and ace that test."
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"You're right."
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"And your house was empty for so long because of the murders."
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"What?!"
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"I'm kidding."
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"No problem, girl. Do your thing."
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"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
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"Quick... "propensity.""
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"Ensity."
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"Propensity."
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"Actually, I was thinking about it,"
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"Hey, can I see your license?"
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"Don't worry. I know you photograph angry."
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"Get your bike out!"
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"getting one of those giant cookies."
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"Shaq! We're coming, Shaq!"
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"I'm not used to this!"
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"living in Orlando, having a husband with perfect hair."
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"All that matters is you do your best."
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"Isn't that a better example for the boys than quitting?"
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"cats, kleenex, Martin Sheen,"
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"redheads, croissants, buttons..."
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"I just opened the book."
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"and if I sell 20 luxury homes a year, I can beat Kim."
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"But that's not what's important, right, Honey?"
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"You look like an Indian Elmer fudd."
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"I said "shared interests.""
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"You figure he can't buy clothes there."
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"This is stupid!"
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"I took it out."
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"so you'll just have to imagine that's gone, too."
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"Honestly, I'm not really into any of that beauty stuff."
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"It was just some big black guy in a mustard-colored suit."
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"Star fighter out."
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"So, a few weeks ago, my mom accidentally sold a house."
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"Oh! Oh-ho."
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"And it was like she'd finally found her calling in life."
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"And she jumped right into it, full force."
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"I-it's nice, but, uh, five bedrooms is a lot"
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"for our first home."
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"- Listen, Manuel, Soleil... - Those are not our names."
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"It doesn't matter."
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"I sold a house on my very first day on the job."
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"Trust me... I am the best."
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"There she is!"
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"Oh, she's the one who keeps swooping in on my listings!"
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"- Hey, Jessica. - Oh, hi, George."
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"Officer Bryson is a regular at my husband's restaurant."
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"We have a caricature of him on the wall."
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"I'm wearing an apron, standing next to a barbecue."
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"I love barbecue sauce, and... they ran with it."
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"Can we please?!"
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"She's come down to the station three times."
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"- Do you mind? - Not at all."
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"Is my nose a little big? Yes."
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"Could my husband use it as a ski jump? No."
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"Shoot out her tire!"
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"from this beautiful, hand-carved double-door entry."
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"Thank you."
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"Ohhh."
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"I forgot my wallet."
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"You're at home."
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"Boys, get over here!"
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"What is it?"
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"Something I've wanted for a long time."
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"A giant box!"
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"I'm so happy for you, dad. Congratulations."
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"When I grow up, I'm gonna get a box, too."
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"If that ashy li'l nugget could get it, so could I."
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"Dad..."
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"Well, you picked a tough one, buddy."
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"She's cute, and she's older."
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"Yo, g-dubs sleeps with me."
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"Look, getting girls is like opening a restaurant."
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