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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - License to Sell (S01E01)

"It's all about location."
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"You just have to be conveniently located"
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"when she's driving home from the airport"
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"and too desperate to look for other options."
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"W-what do you mean?"
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"Like, uh, is she part of any clubs,"
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"or where does she go after school?"
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"That's your move, buddy. That's what you're gonna do."
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"Huh."
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"I told you this, and you ignored me."
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"Ashley Alexander is trying to take me out"
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"It is like Mike Tyson all over again."
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"They bring in Miss Black Rhode Island..."
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"Honey, you're gonna have to give up on that."
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"Fine!"
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"I will ace their silly exam,"
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"and then I will treat myself to a chipwich,"
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"because... tell me why, Evan."
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"Huh?"
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"What did I ask you when you got a 99 on your spelling test?"
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""Did anyone get a 100?""
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"And I said, "no," and you said, "then you are the best.""
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"That's right. Because what do I say, Emery?"
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"Huh?"
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"Emery, always be listening to me."
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""If you're going to do something, be the best.""
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"Guys, speaking of the best..."
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"It's a sit-down, salon-style hair dryer,"
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"Now I can finally reach my maximum hair potential."
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"I need more information."
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"I ordered it from the outlet mall."
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"That's what the Philippe Monday 3000s provides..."
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"a cone of premium, omnidirectional hot air"
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"for that all-over dry."
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"Excuse me... can you move?"
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"I want to sit close to the door. This won't take me long."
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"I have a chipwich waiting for me in the car."
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"This test is a waste of my time."
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"Ugh. I know what you mean."
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"I always say "time is money.""
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"Hello."
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"Oh, I love that."
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"Kim from Sunshine Realty."
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"Jessica. Hi."
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"Are you already a realtor?"
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"Yes, for 10 years now. I'm just renewing my license."
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"What about you? How long have you been in the game?"
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"Only a month, but I already sold a house... on my first try."
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"Congratulations. You will never forget your first time."
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"You jive."
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"I know. It's crazy, right?"
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"But I'm kind of a freak of nature."
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"according to the Orlando sentinel."
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"Yes. Kind of embarrassing."
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"Here's the article."
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"Well, I have three kids..."
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"Hey."
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"You and me... we're the same."
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"No, we are not."
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"I envy you two."
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"- We are not the same. - Tell us all about it."
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"We are not the... s-same."
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"You have two hours for part 1."
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"I forgot my pencil. Let me go get it."
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"State got my letter, right?"
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"Marge Hickman... I'm allowed these?"
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"Jessica?"
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"Hey!"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Eating a chipwich."
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"I thought you were supposed to be taking your real-estate exam."
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"Okay, Honey."
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"What did your dad mean, "be conveniently located"
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"when she's driving home from the airport"?"
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"He was saying I should find out where she at after school."
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"If I could spend time with my dad,"
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"I wouldn't waste it talking about some skeeze."
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"You are gonna spend the rest of your life in detention."
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"At least I have a life."
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"What's this? What's this? Oh! It's my wedding ring!"
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"I have a life."
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"Oh, yeah? How are you gonna do that?"
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"Yes, Eddie?"
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"Oprah sucks."
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"Hey, girl."
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"Yeah. Totally."
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"I'll be right back."
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"What? No! Nicole just asked me to hold this for her."
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"She did it again."
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"I don't know where she gets off."
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"You know I'm married, right?"
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"What?"
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"You passed your test!"
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"I mean, we knew you would. It's just a formality."
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"Like you said, got to weed out the dum-dums."
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"Yep. I did it."
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"No dum-dums here."
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"The cake says "a-b-c"... "always be celebrating.""
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"That's what you wanted?"
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"What'd you say, mommy?"
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"Oh. Okay."
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"Careful."
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"Oh. Excuse the 3000s."
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"She got a wider stance than I realized."
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"I told the girls at school we got a new hair dryer,"
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"and they said, "don't do anything different to your hair."
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"We love it.""
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"Who said that? Bianca? That sounds like Bianca."
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"Yep."
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"Jessica, don't you have to get up?"
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"Oh, yes, a lot of showings today."
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"Busy, busy."
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"Houses, mansions, condos, houseboats."
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"How crazy are houseboats? You go home and you sail away."
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"What's your address? The ocean."
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"Don't like your neighbors?"
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"Fish are your neighbors. You can eat your neighbors."
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"So, yeah... busy, busy."
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"Okay, have a great day. I'm going under."
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"I went to where Nicole hangs out after school."
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