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Clips from Night Court - Once in Love with Harry (S01E01)

"For breakfast, Mom would have to fix me a few dozen eggs..."
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"- Don't take that pudding. - Carla, there's plenty more."
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"Well, bye."
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"I never thought anyone would ask me that question."
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"You're a judge."
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"There's nothing on your plate."
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"- Oh, hi, Dan. - Hi, Dan."
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"...and the increase in violent crime has raised the odds..."
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"That ought to perk him up."
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"- Hi, gang. - Hi, judge."
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"I get devastated."
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"- The returns must be coming in now, huh? - Yes, they are."
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"Oh, my God, I almost forgot. The special election is tonight."
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"You're losing."
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"I need a napkin. Anybody need anything?"
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"- Need a glass of water? - Oh, no, thanks, Carla."
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"Let's make it 10 days suspended sentence, and let's take a 10-minute recess."
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"It's just, you know, a friendly warning."
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"Well, I just hope you understand."
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"Thank you for listening."
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"A green stick."
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"- What can I do for you? - I bought that champagne and other stuff."
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"Are we still having the victory celebration for Dan?"
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"Perfect."
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"- Got a sec? - What can I do for you?"
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"- That's precious. - Yeah."
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"Bye."
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"What business is it of yours?"
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"You're right."
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"He's not your type."
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"I won't use gadgets."
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"It's open. No need to break it down."
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"Weddings? Oh, that's very amusing. Weddings."
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"We wanted you to know that we were accessible..."
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"Now, if we start making a lot of waves, draw a lot of attention to ourselves..."
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"Harry, we want you to be a member of that club."
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"See the bailiff on the way out, please. Next case."
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"Surprise!"
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"Meretrix?"
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"Well, you ain't seen nothing yet."
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"Hi, everybody. Sorry I'm late."
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"That's the spirit. Come on, people, enjoy yourselves."
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"Get your pompous butt back in here, Willard."
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"It's the Fielding for City Council Headquarters."
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"You did plenty, all right."
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"Yeah? Well, you just better get it in your head that everybody in this world..."
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"We all do, especially about love."
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"Honey, I've got some clothes in my locker you can wear on the way home."
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"- The cake? - Oh, here it is."
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"You need any help getting that to the table?"
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"I have an extremely high metabolism rate."
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"- Yeah, that'd be my guess. - It was worse when I was growing up."
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"My whole family lived in constant fear."
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"- Of what? - Grease fire."
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"No, I mean don't buy it."
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"I got an extra. You can have it."
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"You got an extra bread pudding?"
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"I bought two. I guess my eyes are bigger than my..."
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"Why don't you let me fill that part in?"
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"- You're so clever. - Yeah, I guess I am."
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"Bye. Thanks, Carla."
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"- I paid for it. - That's a switch."
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""Why don't you let me fill that part in?""
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"- I beg your pardon? - Oh, "you're so clever.""
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"Something bugging you?"
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"Harry, how could you take pudding from a hooker?"
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"She's been in our court every day and she's not even on the docket."
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"I noticed. Thanks."
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"You thought l... That's a laugh."
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"From me, he thought, you see..."
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"Excuse me, could you hurry it up?"
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"I don't want my fish sticks to get cold."
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"They're in my pocket."
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"I couldn't take any chances."
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"I am depressed."
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"Who wouldn't be?"
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"...one of us is gonna be murdered tonight."
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"- Oh, hi, judge. - Oh, Dan, Dan, look at this."
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"You'll love this. Squirting flower. Just 59 cents."
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"They're having a big sale at the novelty shop."
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"Wow, thanks. I better get right down there."
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"- Dan, are you all right? - He's got the blues."
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"I don't get the blues."
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"Jelly Roll Morton gets the blues."
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"You're up for a city council seat."
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"That's why you're depressed."
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"Yes, I am losing, but that's not the depressing part."
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"Hey, didn't your opponent die two weeks ago?"
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"That's the depressing part."
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"So how bad are you?"
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"Come on, Dan, you know how unsophisticated the public is."
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"They don't vote for issues. They vote for personality."
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"I've gotta make a call."
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"Remember..."
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"...when alive was a good thing to be?"
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"- No. - A fork? Knife?"
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"Bull, standing rib roast?"
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"Be right back."
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"- I just need a napkin. - Here. I got condiments too."
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"Thanks. A napkin will do. Thanks a lot."
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"- Your Honor? - Yeah?"
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"I just wanna say that... Well, since I started being brought up in front of you..."
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"...I have developed a tremendous respect for our justice system."
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"- Thanks. - A very healthy respect."
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"Yeah, I sense that."
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"And I have a great deal of respect for you too."
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"- Well, yeah. - Then, I've always been attracted..."
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"...to a man in a robe."
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"That's a fairly common phenomenon."
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"Excuse me. Do you happen to have a lint brush on you?"
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"Miss Williams, anything to say on your defendant's behalf before I pass sentence?"
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"Your Honor, although my client has pled guilty..."
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"...I sincerely hope you'll express compassion..."
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"...for this pathetic, miserable, wretched, empty shell of a human being."
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"That's telling him."
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"The bench is overwhelmed with mercy."
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"Your Honor, thank you."
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"I really appreciate what you did for me, and I'd like to thank you."
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"Don't mention it."
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"Shall we say, over dinner?"
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