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Clips from Night Court - Once in Love with Harry (S01E01)

"- Your Honor... - Harry. It's recess."
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"Harry, I just wanted to say that back there in the cafeteria..."
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"...well, maybe I got a little out of line. - Oh, don't worry about that."
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"No, I mean, heck, your personal life is your personal life."
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"And I don't wanna interfere in that."
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"I mean, maybe I do get a little overprotective at times."
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"It's just that your position is one of such honor, and I feel that in some ways..."
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"...you know, it's my responsibility and..."
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"Judge?"
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"What's that?"
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"- Hello. - Well, hello yourself."
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"- That's what I was gonna ask you. - Well, I asked you first."
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"Your Honor, back in the cafeteria..."
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"Well, I was trying to tell you something."
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"Oh, Carla, there's no need to."
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"- There's not? - No. We both know what's going on here."
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"- Then you feel it too? - Oh, no. Feel... I didn't say feel."
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"No, l... I don't... I don't feel. I mean, I feel, but I don't feel what you feel I feel."
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"- You know what I mean? - No, but I just love hearing you..."
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"...spout nonsense. - Papers. Sign them."
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"Thank you. We'll talk later."
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"- Great. - I have to make some calls..."
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"...so I'm gonna go in here since there's no phone out here."
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"What a guy."
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"What were you two talking about?"
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"The judge and I were having a personal discussion."
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"How personal?"
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"You're right. It is none of my business. But if you want a little friendly advice:"
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"Forget it."
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"- But I suppose he's your type. - He's a sensitive, intellectual, complex man."
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"Eclectic in nature, multidimensional in personality."
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"And, well, frankly, he would need a woman of similar qualities to stimulate him."
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"Honey, I don't know what those words mean..."
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"Physical stimulation is not enough."
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"That's... That's not what I meant."
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"You see, dear, most psychologists and experts agree..."
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"- What? - The brain."
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"You need a map."
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"- Judge Stone? - Yeah. Come on in."
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"I was in session down the hall. Just thought I'd stop by and say hello."
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"- Judge Robert T. Willard. - Nice to meet you. Hey, neat robe."
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"- I beg your pardon? - How do you keep those bottom pleats..."
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"...from crinkling up?"
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"Yes, well... Judge Stone. Some of the other judges and I were talking..."
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"...and, well, we just wanted you to know we're available."
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"You mean for weddings and stuff?"
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"- So what do you mean "available"? - We wanted you to... Please."
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"Thanks. Great. Can I get you a Fresca?"
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"- No, thank you. - I love the stuff..."
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"...but it's a weird name, ain't it? - Yes. Judge Stone..."
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"Judge Stone, I really don't have much time to..."
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"- Oh, I'm sorry. You were saying? - I've heard a little about how you operate."
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"- A bit of a maverick, perhaps. - Thanks."
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"- Harry, if I might call you Harry? - Sure, Bob."
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"And, quite frankly, a lot of power."
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"Well, before you know it, some of that power could be taken away."
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"Am I making myself clear?"
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"Don't rock the boat? Is that it?"
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"Harry, don't misunderstand me. We just think of ourselves as a fraternity."
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"A club, if you will. A very exclusive club..."
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"...whose members care about each other."
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"I got a lot of neat stuff for the clubhouse."
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"Yes. Very good."
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"I find the defendant guilty, and the fine will be 50 bucks."
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"- That's it, Your Honor. - Then that's a wrap. Court's adjourned."
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"More returns?"
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"- I assume your opponent is still... - Dead. Yes."
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"- How's it going? - The cadaver's opened up its lead."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I just hope there's no afterlife so he can't gloat."
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"Yeah, well, keep a good thought."
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"Dan, I know you know, but if it's of any consolation, I voted for you."
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"- Me too. - Yeah. We all voted for you. Didn't we?"
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"- Right. - Absolutely."
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"A secret ballot is our most treasured right..."
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"...afforded us under the constitution, you know."
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"- Who'd you vote for? - The right of privacy is a guarantee..."
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"...to ensure an open and free election."
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"Who'd you vote for?"
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"We are indebted to our Founding Fathers for creating and granting us this privilege."
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"Whom did you vote for?"
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"I voted for the best man."
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"I knew it."
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"Come on, kids, it's party time. The refreshments are this way."
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"Judge Stone, so glad I caught you before you left."
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"We're going in to listen to the returns and have a drink."
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"Oh, yes, Fielding. Stiff still whomping you?"
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"- Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. - Won't you join us, Judge Willard?"
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"Well, just for a second. I really came by to say..."
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"...that if I came on a little strong earlier, I'd like to apologize."
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"Oh, forget it. We all come on a little strong every once in a while."
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"- What are these people doing here? - What are you doing here?"
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"- I was supposed to meet him. - There's been a misunderstanding."
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"What is going on here? Who is this woman?"
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"- You mean the hooker? - Hooker?"
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"Yes. Hooker, prostitute, streetwalker, whatever you wanna call it."
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"Look it up."
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"- You lied to me. - Carla, I didn't lie. I never said a thing."
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"- You told me to meet you in your office. - You don't really think..."
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"...he'd meet a hooker in his office, do you?"
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"You wouldn't, would you?"
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"Is that it? Everybody had their laughs?"
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"Everybody get a kick out of seeing the tart make a fool of herself?"
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"- Carla... - Stay away from me!"
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"- Come on, get dressed and we'll talk. - Oh, what's the matter? You embarrassed?"
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"There. I threw all my clothes out the window."
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"At most I was expecting charades."
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"Harry, do something."
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"She's right. This calls for positive action."
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"- What do you suggest? - Bailiff, take her."
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"Anybody comes near me, I follow my clothes out. Understand?"
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""Sex Party in Judge's Chambers Turns Tragic.""
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"- Great headline, huh? - Make me wanna read further."
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"Well, come on, everybody, don't just stand around. Let's party!"
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"Bar's open."
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"Do you mind if I make a phone call?"
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"- Whatever turns you on, honey. - Thank you."
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"Dan, how could you think of yourself at a time like this?"
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"- Well, good luck, Stone. - Nobody leaves or I jump!"
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"I'm not going to stand here and be blackmailed by anyone."
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