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Clips from The League (2009) - The Au Pair (S03E03)

"And so I just threw in, like, some asparagus, and I hope"
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"That's unique."
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"It's delicious."
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"I think he's, I think he's actually happy."
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"Okay, let's go."
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"Sleepy time."
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"Yes, It's time to go."
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"Okay, okay."
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"You can put him down, Sofia."
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"Got an A-plus in the au pair department."
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"Pretty?"
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"I think the word you're looking for is "plain.""
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"You know, because she has those big, fat meat earlobes."
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"Yeah, yeah, the meat lobes."
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"Yeah, meat lobes."
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"Really pointy elbows."
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"Bet you if you checked her out, you'd find out she's got"
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"a big old retrograde uterus in there."
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"You know, my sister has a retrograde uterus."
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"And then you wonder why you're dating online."
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"Really? Retrograde uterus?"
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"What do you want me to say?"
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"Just something between earlobes and uterus."
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"You took it all!"
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"The only thing I could say was uterus after elbows over here."
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"I think you're laying on the charm a little thick."
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"No!"
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"I thought it was subtle."
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"We're trying to, you know, help you out a little bit."
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"Oh, yeah, yeah."
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"Let me make this very clear."
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"Ashley's here to touch baby Jeffrey's dinger, none of yours."
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"I already have two au pairs touching my dinger."
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"I don't need a third."
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"As a favor to you, Ruxin, I am going to power down--"
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"'Cause, uh, you know, it's old school."
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"Is it steam powered?"
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"It's nasty."
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"Oh, shut up. Shut up."
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"San Diego's about to score."
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"My boy Tolbert coming out."
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"And just fall into the goal."
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"Yes!"
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"Oh, come on!"
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"That's his third touchdown of the day."
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"Three yards? Are you kidding?"
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"The guy is vulturing all my points."
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"Ryan Matthews is getting the job done."
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"And that guy gets all the glory."
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"Not fair."
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"Oh, you want to talk about fair, Mr. Eight-way trade?"
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"Where... why all of a sudden you're coming at me?"
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"'Cause you suck."
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"She is not on my team... You're not even..."
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"Even if you don't win this week, you're a great guy, and"
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"you're going to have a great week next week."
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"Friendship is the most important thing that's ever"
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"I just wanted to make sure you guys were okay."
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"You know what?"
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"More guacamole or... The guacamole has been incredible."
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"It did not make my stomach sick at all."
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"That's a first for me, so great. I'm...I'm learning."
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"Okay. I'll be right back."
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"Great. Bye."
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"What was that?"
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"Andre, I thought you were turning off the charm machine."
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"I know."
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"Okay. Great. Guys?"
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"You're good?"
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"Yeah."
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"Just go grab a drink."
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"Not long."
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"I have money."
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"Okay. Want to go to the strip club?"
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"This is not catching up, Taco."
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"Matthew Berry, you dummy."
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"Matthew Berry, the Talented Mr. Roto."
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"Matt Damon's here?"
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"Taco, Matthew Berry, the ESPN Fantasy Football expert."
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"I need to win this year."
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"Hello?"
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"You've been married for a while."
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"You don't know how to do this."
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"When he goes to the bathroom, follow him in there,"
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"Thank you."
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"Nice to meet you, Kevin."
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"Yeah. Oh, no problem at all."
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"I'm sure you get a lot of people coming up to you all the"
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"time: "Oh, my fantasy guy does this. " "I don't know what to do"
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"with that.""
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"game, all right?"
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"If I was that guy, I'd be, like, "Oh, is LaGarrett Blount"
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"a flash in the pan?"
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"I... I have a good Blount stat for ya."
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"Ah, don d even... you don't even have to bother."
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"I know you get it all the time, you know."
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"I didn't mean to cut you off."
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"You said something about LaGarrett Blount. I... I... I"
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"interrupted you."
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"What do I do if my defense is playing my quarterback?"
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"I mean, how do I handle a situation like that?"
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"Hi."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I do, actually."
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"I'm very lucky."
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"You know what?"
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"No you shouldn't."
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"Nice. Congrats."
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"No, no, he never won."
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"I don't know why you didn't remember that."
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"I'm sorry. I come close so many years in a row."
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"No, no. He never even made it to the finals. I don't know."
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"All right. Why don't you... You okay?"
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"That's, uh, that's tough."
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"You have no idea what I go through, Matthew."
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"They say hurtful things about me and my manhood and..."
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"Oh, yeah, and the worst stuff behind his back."
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"So over the season, just give me a call or an email."
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"Just shoot it real quick, and, uh..."
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"No, no, no. He's fine."
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