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Clips from The League (2009) - The Au Pair (S03E03)

"Uh, listen, I didn't want to insult you."
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"Uh, yeah, I'll just... I'll hang onto this, see if..."
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"All right. But, uh, Kevin... Hey."
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"Take care."
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"Hey."
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"Uh, you know, it's just...so boring... ...boring."
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"Look, we've got another hour and a half on the babysitter."
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"Yeah. Sure. Follow you."
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"Ready to rock!"
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"Crackers on the table!"
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"♪ Some jelly, too!"
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"Jellies and crackers!"
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"Uhh... ♪ Sweet, salty, crunchy, too."
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"Sweet and salty, crunchy, too."
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"Sweet and salty... ♪"
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"Mr. Ruxin?"
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"Hello?"
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"Oh, hello, Ashley."
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"innocent, but don't you worry."
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"Uh-huh, so I had a great day with baby Jeffrey."
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"We went to the park."
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"He got some chocolate pudding on his face. He's asleep now."
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"So that girl contacted you with romantic interest?"
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"I know."
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"first date outfit and the perfect first date activity."
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"Which is?"
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"Best part is you get her up there, you look all studly with"
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"gotta save her."
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"Look at this."
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"Hold it still. I can't see."
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"Boom."
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"Vanessa E... Andre, nobody cares about"
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"This is the ultimate hookup."
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"I am at a hotel bar."
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"I see Matthew Berry."
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"No! I made eye contact with him, I didn't inundate him with"
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"Oh, you took him rock climbing?"
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"Why the hell would I take him rock climbing?"
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"She... Oh... When she's... she... Oh, I see what's going on here."
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"You are cheating on Jenny, Kevin."
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"No, I'm not cheating on Jenny."
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"You're cheating on your wife with Matthew Berry."
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"Nothing's gonna happen."
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"Kevin? This feeling in your loins right now, this is"
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"emotional cheating, and this is not acceptable."
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"I have a date with Matthew Berry."
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"get together for some drinks."
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"Why are you here?"
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"'Cause I don't really want to tell Jenny about my date with Matthew."
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"So lie to her."
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"So I need you to teach me how to be a liar."
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"We're at a law firm."
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"Look, I am not your guy for this."
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"You need a low-level maintenance liar like Pete."
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"Yeah, I definitely own my own home."
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"No. This isn't a cold sore."
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"Don't hit my desk, okay?"
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"Really? Oh, you're good."
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"That's what I'm talking about."
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"These are little bite marks."
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"I mean, maybe your son was chewing on the phone."
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"I can bring him in here, and you can tell him about the"
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"God, that was exhausting."
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"Were you just looking at that waitress?"
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"What? Uh... You look away."
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"question."
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"Did I just look at that waitress? Absolutely not."
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"It hasn't been the easiest day, I mean, Ellie's got a..."
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"I didn't... Think of tonight as a dress"
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"rehearsal for the perfect date."
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"Yeah, yeah. But what is this date for exactly?"
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"Oh, yeah. Then you have sex with her there so you don't have"
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"to go back to her place and have sex..."
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"No. I'm not going to have sex with her at the jazz place."
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"Uh, look, just engage... I can't tell where my"
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"conversation skills are if you're not engaging with me, all"
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"I... I understand that."
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"I don't mean to interrupt."
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"That's the number one question I have tonight, which"
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"is wine. Is that too stuffy?"
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"Pete... He vultured my date."
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"He vultured my date."
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"Who's Pete?"
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"He's a friend of ours who's going to have sex with Andre's date."
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"Hi. Vanessa E. Remember me?"
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"No."
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"Well, interestingly enough, Vanessa and I have a shared"
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"interest in rock climbing."
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"You almost fell."
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"Well, you saved me."
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"Wow, what a great first date idea."
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"Where'd you get that, you vulture? You come in right when"
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"I will call you, Vanessa E."
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"Going to be a little late, so..."
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"Taco, we're going!"
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"No, no."
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"Why, yes, Matthew Berry, I can meet you whenever you like."
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"Hey."
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"Hey."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Have you been on the phone this whole time?"
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"Wha... Um... Have I been on the phone the whole time?"
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"With my work."
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"It's just an important case, but, you know, enough about me."
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"Hmm."
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"You know what?"
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"It was kind of miserable."
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"want."
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"Dr. Andre Nowzik for two, please."
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"What the hell?"
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"How did you know about this place?"
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"Pete told me."
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"He's been bogarting everything."
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"Look, that date in there, I want it to go really well."
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"Fine."
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"With Melanie B."
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"Not again."
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"Andre, please be cool."
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"Seriously, before I got married, like, dating was such a nightmare."
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"Listen, I know a number of single guys... What the hell?!"
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