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Clips from The League (2009) - The Au Pair (S03E03)

"What happened when Jenny found out?"
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"I just got a phone number, and that's all."
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"Ruxin, big news."
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"Can you believe this?"
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"I'm the guy who you come to when you're ready to perjure yourself to protect an"
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"Ruxin, you are the best worst person I know."
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"I am very flattered and insulted by that. So... All right."
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"I have to run some errands this afternoon."
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"I don't even eat chocolate."
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"Maybe starch the collar, too."
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"I don't know why I haven't been losing any weight."
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"I've been exercising, staying away from the bar."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, sir. We can't replace this for you."
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"Uh, no. I... I can... I'll get you another one right away."
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"You never told the truth once."
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"I don't how you do it."
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"yourself some time."
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"You need to look that person dead in the eyes and repeat the"
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"Then you flip it on them."
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"But what does that say about you? What's going on with you today?"
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"Oh, you just did it."
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"To impress her, so she'll eventually, you know, have sex with me."
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"But why aren't you inside of me right now?"
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"But are you guys ready to order?"
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"Okay."
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"Why don't you just order what Pete ordered?"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Yeah."
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"Rock climbing."
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"Well... Yeah, not tonight."
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"Hi."
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"You pulled in, like, ten minutes ago."
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"How was your day at work today?"
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"Oh."
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"I have these new clients, and they just have no idea what they"
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"Hello?"
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"And, uh, McArthur, table for two, I believe."
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"Pete."
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"So do not interfere."
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"Andre, I'm not going to interfere as long as you don't"
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"bogart my date with Matthew Berry."
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"Matthew Berry."
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"For the first-- Oh, my God."
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"Excuse me for a second."
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"Sure."
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"Listen, normally, I do fantasy advice, but let me give"
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"you some life advice here."
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"How many dates have you been on with this woman?"
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"Like, I don't know."
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"Okay, when she's asking me to set her up with guys before your"
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"I could punch it in, right?"
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"See, you're creeping her out."
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"I'm on Twitter."
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"else comes in and scores a touchdown."
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"We need chain movers."
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"I'm the guy!"
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"Let me be the guy."
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"Come on, let me score."
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"Okay, now you're creeping everyone else out in the bar."
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"Oh, really? Here."
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"You will be dating a Chicago Bear by the end of the week."
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"Bye, Matt."
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"Maybe we can go away for the weekend!"
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"What the hell you doing in my house?"
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"For me?"
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"I'm a successful plastic surgeon."
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"But I'm also a single human person."
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"Say, "I operate on women like a man.""
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"Are those boobs? Gross!"
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"I'm just snacking. Chip?"
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"Experience Andre."
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"I'm going to hire some live-in help."
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"Wait."
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"You're not talking about... Indeed, I am."
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"I've always wanted an au pair."
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"Even the words au pair, they just, like... Au pair!"
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"Son of a... don't make that face."
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"Hello, champion of the dating video. Whoo!"
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"No, no, I'm not judging on the concept, just mortified by the execution."
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"That's just obvious."
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"Look what the cat dragged in... if the cat was into dragging in chicks."
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"Let's do a little... Let's do a little photo-off here."
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"See what we got."
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"This is... Oh, my God. She's adorable."
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"You're inviting trouble into your house."
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"Have you seen my wife?"
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"She's crazy hot."
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"Yeah, I need Jeffrey to get used to hanging out with super hot women."
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"Oh, double au pair."
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"She's gonna be in the house 24/7, always around."
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"Ruxin is going to hate that."
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"I know."
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"What? No."
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"Wow. She must be really hot."
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"Because you said, "What? No.""
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"You say that every time you lie."
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"What? No. No, I don't."
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"Please. The night you proposed, I said, "What's the bulge in your pocket?""
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"And you said, "What? I've got testicular cancer.""
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"Super romantic."
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"Um, I need a little help from you with my lineup, whether I"
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"should play Ochocinco... No, I can't, babe."
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"Why?"
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"My laptop is moving super slow."
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"Right. Thank you."
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"Kevin, have you been looking at porn on my computer?"
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"I'm just here to check out the au pair."
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"I appreciate your transparency, Taco."
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"I also need to use your urinal."
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"Do not blow this for me, okay?"
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"Fine."
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"Cool. Got this one?"
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"Sorry. Am I distracting you?"
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"Football's just like white noise."
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"16 and Pregnant marathon."
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"My friend was on that last week."
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"It was really cool."
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"This guac is delicious, by the way."
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"Oh, my gosh, thank you."
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"Thank you. I never made it before."
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