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Clips from Peep Show (2003) - Warring Factions (S01E01)

"'Where is she?"
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"'Or keep shtoom, ride it out."
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"Besides, the move... it's not a whole Sophie uptight situation."
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"'Need a poo, got to have loo paper."
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"'Twisted broken bones. '"
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"You know they haven't got Alpen at that corner shop?"
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"He said, "No. " I said, "Are you going to order any in?""
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"Yes, that's right. I'm up."
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"getting their dick sucked by an Alsatian."
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"'Great. Wait for the crumbs to fall while my nuts slowly shrivel."
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"because Sophie won't put out."
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"'A longbow beats the crossbow, my idiotic friend. '"
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"'I should forget it, leave her to him. Concentrate on the long game."
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"'She's the most boring person here."
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"'They look great. They might be talking about making a porno. I'll do the music. '"
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"So where do you live in the building?"
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"No. No, sure. I know the rules."
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"'You're a sunshine coach, bringing a last smile to... '"
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"- No? - No."
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"We could take Polaroids of me, you know, all excited"
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"This is a bit embarrassing, really."
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"Pinot grigio, maybe. Or..."
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"- Are you gonna do more work on it? - 'How much time has she got? '"
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"I make my decisions, I stick by them."
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"I'm sorry... which cancer?"
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"The bloody cancer eating you away."
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"OK."
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"What? Oh, Jeremy, I'm so sorry."
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"Well, really, really nice to catch up, Soph. See you tomorrow?"
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"'Sophie is Poland - manageable, won't put up too much of a fight."
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"# Feel it! # Walk upon England's pastures green"
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"# Rah! # Outrageous"
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"# God save our gracious que... #"
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"'This is fucking wicked."
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"'I'm almost definitely a musical genius. '"
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"# This is outrageous"
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"'Maybe a tattoo on my chest."
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"'But of my face."
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"'Yeah. Double me!"
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"'Feel it. '"
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"# So futile... #"
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"'She's on there. '"
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"'Got to get the same bus home. Don't go. Almost there."
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"'Yes. I am the lord of the bus, said he."
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"'Knickers, she's not on. '"
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"- We must stop meeting like this. - Heh, yeah."
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"I was... running. Were you... running?"
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"- Right behind you. I shouted but... - Of course. Stupid... music."
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"- Why don't you...? - What did you make of...?"
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"'No, too late. Already it's too late."
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"'Maybe if we hit a bump I can slip it out."
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"'Gonna need to waggle eventually to keep the circulation going. '"
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"God, there's something Mark..."
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"- Your hand! - Er, oh."
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"I was gonna say but... I just... Sorry."
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"No, no, it's fine."
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"'Of course, she's giving you the book-off."
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"'Women don't want your hand under their bottoms, Mark."
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"'That's been established, that's a given."
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""'She sat on it, officer, it was an accident. ""
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""'Of course it was, now get in with the nonces. " What a disaster. '"
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"Oi, mate, er, can I have some of your Coke?"
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"- I said, can I have... - Here."
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"- Look, he's a paedo! - Paedo!"
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"'You're not a paedo. You're definitely not a paedo. '"
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"Go home, man!"
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"'Those kids have no idea whatsoever of what went on at Stalingrad."
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"'Although I can in no way compare my struggle reading it"
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"'with that of the Red Army,"
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"'it has been a very big read. '"
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"I'm basically wanting to meet someone like myself."
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"'That's the opposite of what I'm looking for. '"
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"- Hey, man. - Hey, man."
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"Now I know how whatshisname felt when he finished the Mona Lisa."
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"Knackered. So how was your day?"
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"Shit."
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"Well, Toni came round to drop this off."
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"Oh. A party."
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"Did you, you know, make your move?"
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"No, no. She was going to Starbucks to read a book. It's one of her things."
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"We're just gradually sliding into a fuck buddy scenario."
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"- Fuck buddy? - Yeah. A buddy you can fuck."
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"We're both so relaxed about sex. Last time I was there, we watched a porno."
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"Four in the afternoon, just me and her."
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"I mean, that's me."
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"I'm not ready for the kind of thing you're after. The whole..."
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"- someone to go to Waitrose with. - Yeah, I suppose."
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"'I don't want to go to Waitrose, I want a fuck buddy. '"
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"'I wish I was her fuck buddy next door, we'd do it through the wall. '"
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"- How thick is wall? - Depends."
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"So, er, which Starbucks does she go to?"
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"'Come on, come on, piss off. I want to go to the shop."
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"'I should be able to walk out of my own door. What's wrong with me?"
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"'Be great if a car just ploughed into the lot of them."
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"Jesus, Mark! Are you OK?"
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"Hi, Toni. I'm fine. I was just..."
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"checking the letter box for..."
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"Sometimes they get stuck in there and next thing your phone's cut off."
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"Right."
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"- No. - I said, "Have you got any Alpen?""
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"- And he said he didn't know. - That is a bit crap."
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"It's ridiculous! What kind of shop doesn't have Alpen?"
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"- I don't know. - 'Go on. '"
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"- Yeah? - Yeah, I mean, you can have some."
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"'What are you doing? What about the poo? '"
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"'Lf I can just... hold it in."
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"'I think it's retreating. '"
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"So, here we are then. Bowl o' Alpen."
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"Makes me think of skiing holidays. We always used to go skiing."
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"- Me, my mum, my sister. - Wicked."
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"I've got a sister. She's a lawyer, actually."
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"'Don't boast. '"
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"What does your sister do?"
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"Not much. She's got leukaemia."
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"'That's what you get for trying to flirt. '"
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"That's terrible. I'm so sorry."
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"I suppose..."
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"I mean, at least it's not cancer."
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"It's a form of cancer."
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"Shit. That's terrible."
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