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Clips from Peep Show (2003) - Warring Factions (S01E01)

"My gran... died of cancer."
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"Obviously. Listen, let's talk about something else. Something fun."
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"Do you like Blackadder? I got the Blackadder set for Christmas."
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"I know. I know something funny."
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"# This is outrageous!"
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"# This is contagious!#"
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"And he's been working on it for a month!"
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"- # So futile... # - Wait, this is the best bit."
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"# Waaaaaaaaaah!#"
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"'This Grammy goes out to my homeboys in Compton,"
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"'the Japanese people who mean so much to me."
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"'Mark's playing my track! He can't get enough of that shit. '"
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"#... dangerous!#"
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"- Jez. - What's going...?"
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"Toni. I..."
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"# And it's dangerous"
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"# Keep away from it... #"
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"'Great idea, Mark. Humiliate your best mate just to..."
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"'Why didn't we play Othello?"
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"'I'd love to bang her."
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"'Just buckle down, do your time, like Leslie Grantham. '"
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"Hey, Jez, you're up."
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"I'm making chicken tikka. Plus I've bought us loads of great stuff."
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"Dune on DVD, Bakewell slices,"
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"gin, and..."
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"Sara Lee."
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"Plus I was thinking - you know that 30 quid you owe me?"
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"Let's call it quits, yeah?"
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"I mean, not quits but, you know..."
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"I'm just really, really, really, really sorry, Jeremy."
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"'Does he mind? Maybe nobody minds about things as much as me. '"
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"Cos it was only a balls-up. I ballsed up. And now we're fine."
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"This'll be ready soon. We can eat it in front of Hitler's Henchmen."
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"Yeah."
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"Listen, you know Kerry, cancer Kerry?"
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"- Yeah? - I need to find out for a friend"
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"the name of that Chinese doctor she was raving about. Can you remember?"
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"Sure."
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"It was Dr Ying Fu Yip."
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"Wang Shong."
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"Pang Fang Wang"
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"Dang Dong Ning Po Ku."
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"Oh, right."
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"I see. I get it."
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"You were lampooning me."
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"It was a simple lampoon."
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"- Hey, Jez, what's up, man? - Super Hans."
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"Pint of Guinness, please. No logo on the foam."
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"- No logo? - You don't buy into that, do ya?"
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"The old, "Ooh, I've got a clover in me foam."
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""I'm so important. " No."
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"What you're doing there is you're drinking an advert, ain't ya, eh, shithead?"
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"- Thank you. - Right."
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"- So you got our track? - Er, no."
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"I've been thinking, I'm not sure."
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"I think maybe it's shit."
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"Whoa. Hold it, cowboy. Rewind. Wash it."
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"The track's shit? Jez, the track's THE shit."
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"It's just I found Mark laughing at it."
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"What, so, Mr fuckin' Ocean Colour Pants don't get it?"
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"Quelle fuckin' surprise."
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"Plus he was doing it in front of Toni."
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"Mate, you gotta get some rewengay."
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"He broke omertà."
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"- You think? - Listen,"
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"the whole industry is run by suits like your mate."
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"- Is that why we haven't got a deal? - Course. They're all Marks."
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"Sitting at marble desks, ties done up to eleven,"
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"clicking their fingers to the Lighthouse Family,"
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"Yeah?"
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"They're all perverts, mate. All in with each other."
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"It's not who you know, it's who you blow."
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"Right."
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"'So Toni scares me."
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"'I can have a relationship with someone that scares me. Look at me and Dad. '"
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"'Oh, shit. Relax, relax, it's OK."
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"'You're not a paedo, you're just a normal man walking past some simple children. '"
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"- Hi there. - Look, it's Clean Shirt."
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"'Clean Shirt? Isn't that good? '"
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"- How do you get that shirt so clean? - 'Use the power of reason. '"
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"Look, I know it must be difficult being a kid. Not a lot of schemes."
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"But... You know, I'm not the borough. I wish I was but..."
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"- Fuck off, Clean Shirt. - I'm just a man. Can't we just...?"
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"Hey, no! No! Kicking's not..."
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"Don't kick my foot! That's my... Stop it!"
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"Don't kick my foot!"
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"'Me and Toni, Toni and me."
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"'When his kooky charm starts to cloy, I'll be there."
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"'Fuck buddy number two."
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"'Actually, I hope they do shrivel... '"
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"- Oh! - What's the matter?"
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"I thought you liked pork."
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"How did...? What does it mean?"
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"It means... omertà."
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"It means rewengay."
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"I'm sorry, OK? I'm sorry I humiliated you in front of Toni."
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"Don't think I can't see you trying to get a slice of my action"
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"Oh, the gloves are off? Perhaps you should know what I think of your music."
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"Well, let's have some more truth, shall we?"
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"Cos the truth is you're a posh spaz."
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"Oh, really? I'd love to know in what way I am a posh spaz."
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"In the way that you do posh spazzy things"
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"like tidying up and ironing your socks."
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"I do not iron my socks."
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"Socks, shirt, whatever."
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"'I'm going to the party and I'll get her in the end."
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"'I have the power of the brain - the most erotic muscle."
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"Hey, look, just lay off."
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"- That's my bit of lager! - Oh, I get it."
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"- Are you gonna do me in? - Don't be ridiculous."
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"Are you gonna punch me, Mark? Is that what's going to happen?"
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"You just... You... You're lucky I don't..."
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"- You're just very lucky. - You're an animal."
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"You keep your tie done up to eleven"
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"otherwise all this grey office envy sludge will spill out."
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"And you've got weird nuts!"
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"What? How did you...?"
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"If you're watching TV in your dressing gown, you should put some pants on."
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"So I'm glad we cleared the air."
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"Me too."
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