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Clips from Seinfeld - The Dinner Party (S05E05)

"Ring Dings are better than anything at a bakery."
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"I like Ring Dings."
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"...with Ring Dings and Pepsi."
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"Hey, your lights are on!"
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"It's a funeral procession."
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"...I'm the hit of the party."
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"People would be coming up, Between you and me..."
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"What are we, Europeans, with the Beaujolais and the chardonnay?"
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"Oh, Kramer, that's the bakery. Stop here. Stop here."
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"- All right. - Okay, let me out."
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"- You, whatever your name is. - Jerry."
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"We'll get the wine, pick you up here in 10 minutes?"
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"- Yeah. - All right."
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"I love the smell of bakeries."
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"Look, Elaine, the black-and-white cookie."
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"I love the black-and-white."
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"Two races of flavour living side by side in harmony."
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"It's a wonderful thing, isn't it?"
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"You know, I often wonder what you'll be like when you're senile."
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"- I'm looking forward to it. - Yeah. It'll be a very smooth transition."
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"Thank you."
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"All right. What are we getting?"
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"- Love that babka. - Yeah, yeah."
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"...you hold the cake box."
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"- Why? - I don't know."
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"Just standing there with a box, holding it by the little string..."
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"- You think it's effeminate? - It's a tad dainty."
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"Oh, we forgot to pick a number."
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"See, that's not fair. We were here ahead of all these people."
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"You think I should go and ask her for hers?"
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"- No, forget it. - No, no, no. It's not fair."
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"Just because they have a ticket doesn't mean they were here first."
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"We were ahead of them and them and her."
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"Excuse me."
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"What do you wanna do?"
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"- Why not? - I'll get a ticket."
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"What if somebody wants to get out of here?"
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"People get spaces this good, they never give them up."
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"That's a fallacy."
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"All right, I tell you what."
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"Why don't you go into the store, I'll wait in the car?"
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"Because I've got the coat."
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"- I can sit in the car and not get cold. - I'll leave the car heater running."
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"- Does the heater work in this car? - No."
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"- But we were here ahead of you. - How do I know that?"
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"Well, we saw you come in."
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"- Well, that's easy for you to say. - Oh, yeah, right."
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"That's something I do."
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"Forty-six."
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"Wait. Wait a second."
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"Yes."
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"I don't- I know you."
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"Do you remember? We met at Linda van Grak's baby shower."
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"I'm on my way over there right now."
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"Yeah, me too."
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"- You're Jerry, right? - David."
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"- Well, this is a little awkward, isn't it? - Yes, it is."
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"You know, we were here ahead of you."
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"- You're not getting my number. - So you still don't believe us."
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"- Forty-seven. - That's us."
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"Oh, okay, fine. Fine. Go ahead. But listen."
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"As soon as I get there..."
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"...I'm gonna tell everyone what a jerk you are."
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"I'll be there ahead of you and I'll be telling them what a jerk you are."
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"I'll have the chocolate babka."
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"You're lucky, Mrs. Benedict. It's our last one."
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"What do you say we get a Mouton Cadet?"
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"- What's that? - It's a Bordeaux."
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"...as opposed to a Beaujolais, which is richer and fruitier."
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"- All right, here's one. Twelve dollars. - Twelve dollars?"
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"- Why not? - I don't like to carry my wallet."
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"My osteopath says that it's bad for my spine."
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"Throws my hips off-kilter."
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"Throws your hips off-kilter."
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"See you later."
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"- See you later. - See you later."
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"I know. They're going in first with the last babka."
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"- That was our babka. - Can't beat babka."
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"We had that babka."
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"So, what now? If we can't get the babka, the whole thing's useless."
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"- Well, how about a carrot cake? - Carrot cake?"
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"- Black Forest? - Black Forest? Too scary."
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"You're in the forest."
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"- Hey, how about a napoleon? - Napoleon?"
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"Who's he to have a cake? He was a ruthless warmonger."
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"Might as well get a Mengele."
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"That was our babka. We had that babka."
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"- What's this one? - That? Cinnamon babka."
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"There's chocolate, and there's cinnamon."
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"Well, we gotta get the cinnamon."
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"Yeah, but they got the chocolate. We'll be going in with lesser babka."
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"I beg your pardon."
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"People love it. It should be on tables in restaurants with salt and pepper."
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"Someone says, This is so good. What's in this?"
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"Lesser babka? I think not."
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"Forty-nine."
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"I'll have a cinnamon babka."
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"And a black-and-white cookie for me."
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"Peace."
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"That'll be 13.05."
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"All right, here you go."
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"A hundred. I can't change that."
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"- You can't? All right, let's go. - Wait a second."
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"I can get change."
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"Hey, anybody got change for a hundred?"
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"Are you crazy? What are you doing?"
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"- You're gonna get us killed. - What?"
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"Don't go shouting we got a $100 bill. People will be all over us."
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"Let's buy something and we'll get change."
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"I am not buying something just to get change."
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"George, there's a newsstand right over there. Now, come on."
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"- What are we doing? - Just get some gum or something."
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"Pack of gum. Here you go."
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"What, it's a hundred? I can't change a hundred."
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"- Why not? - You gotta buy more than that."
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"Here. Get a newspaper."
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"- Newspaper. - Not enough."
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"Clark Bar."
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"- Clark Bar. - Keep going."
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"- I'm up to $2 here. - Here."
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