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Clips from Man Seeking Woman - Dram (S01E01)

"Okay, okay. We-we just hooked up"
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"a few times. I swear. That's it."
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"Well, what does hooking up mean?"
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"- Is it kissing? Sex? - Oh, God."
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"It can mean a lot of different things."
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"What about dating?"
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"all just go out in groups now."
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"Is it all groups now?!"
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"What are you talking about?!"
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"(shouting)"
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"(panting)"
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"Where am I?!"
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"Oh, this is your old bedroom, sweetie."
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"I turned it"
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"- You changed my room without asking me? - Well,"
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"it wasn't like you were using it."
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"Back to Maude."
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"(mumbling): Go to hell."
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"What did you say?"
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"Go to hell."
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"Oh, wrong answer."
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"Hey, hon?"
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"The TV's on the fritz!"
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"PATTI: I'm torturing Josh!"
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"Oh."
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"JOSH: Hi, Tom."
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"You are one tough cookie."
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"But..."
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"I have a secret weapon:"
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"My Dell."
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"Now, tell me how to sign onto Facebook"
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"and show me Maude."
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"(laughing)"
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"Oh, I'd like to, Mom. I really would."
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"Maude and I are so not a thing,"
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"I'm not even Facebook friends with her."
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"(sighs)"
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"(laughing)"
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"LIZ: Hope you don't mind me"
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"You piece of shit."
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"Mmm."
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"- Oh... no! - Hi, Mom."
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"PATTI: There's my girl!"
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"Let's get you in here."
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"Logging into my account..."
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"M-A-U-D-E."
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"Maude Metzger."
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"Metzger?"
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"Just don't look at her profile!"
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"PATTI: Ooh, she grew up"
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"Does she know the Stevensons?"
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"Do they know each other?"
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"Do they all know each other?"
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"Dear Maude..."
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"No..."
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"This is Josh's mother"
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"- via the Internet. - No, don't do that!"
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"I can't wait"
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"It's really not that serious; we just started"
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"- hanging out. - Now, to send."
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"- Yeah. - LIZ: He's lying."
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"Got her a ring. Secret ring."
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"Do not listen to him!"
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"No, he-he did. He..."
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"It was romantic but secret."
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"Wedding."
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"He's lying!"
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"Big ring. Big everything."
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"I'm your little girl. Would I never not tell you?"
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"- JOSH: Yeah. - LIZ: Oh, God, it's the look."
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"No. Josh..."
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"No, Mom, no!"
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"- Hey, Joshie. - Hi."
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"Neato."
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"Yeah, okay."
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"- PATTI: When can we go dress shopping? - Oh, birdie!"
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"- And taste cakes? - LIZ: No!"
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"Yo, dude. You want to do"
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"Ah, man, I would, but I got a booty call."
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"Oh, nice."
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"(laughing, singsongy): Booty call."
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"- Mm-mm-mm... - Maude and I"
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"after which the whole group of us"
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"are going to this little out-of-the-way gelato place"
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"that's meant to be impossibly cute."
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"and then it's booty time."
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"Josh, uh..."
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"between a booty call and a date, right?"
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"Yeah."
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"(weakly): Oh, yeah..."
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"Yeah?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Oh, man,"
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"how did this get so serious?"
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"- Wow, that was so funny. - Yeah."
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"Because that was so funny."
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"- Wasn't that funny? Right? - Uh..."
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"I mean, they must have secret scripts somewhere."
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"Like, do you think that that..."
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"that guy that yelled out lettuce was a plant?"
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"- Yeah. - (laughing)"
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"Do you want to take a cab back to my place?"
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"Uh, I'm really tired tonight"
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"Maybe we should hang out this weekend?"
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"(gasps) We can go see that show again!"
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"And see if the same guy yells out lettuce."
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"Maude, I gotta,"
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"I gotta... say something."
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"don't know that I'm feeling..."
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"I understand completely."
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"Did someone say camping trip?"
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"- No, not... not at all. - Yes!"
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"Oh, my gosh, Josh, this is such a perfect idea"
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"because it was my friend Jenn's birthday"
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"and we were already talking about camping"
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"knows how to play almost every Train song on the guitar"
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"but I have the most amazing voice,"
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"and this is just gonna be an epic sing-along."
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"How do I get out of this?"
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"- Uh, just stop texting her. - What?"
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