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Clips from Man Seeking Woman - Dram (S01E01)

"Just never text her again."
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"I mean, that seems, like... kind of sketchy."
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"but I know her cousins now."
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"None of those."
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"Huh."
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"I... I think you might be right."
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"- I know I'm right. - Wow."
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"I guess I have to reply LOL."
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"No! Don't respond to anything, okay?"
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"Just stay the course."
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"When she sees you're not responding, she'll get it."
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"_"
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"_"
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"Oh, my God..."
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"_"
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"_"
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"Make it stop."
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"Okay."
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"I think they've subsided. I..."
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"I think maybe she gets it."
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"MAUDE: I didn't know if you wanted a sun hat"
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"Don't worry about it. I got you, bro."
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"- MAUDE: Josh? Open the door. - Take this dram."
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"- Take this what? - Dram. I got it at the apothecary"
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"MAUDE: Josh? Can I come in?"
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"What-what... what does it do?"
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"It lets you fake your own death."
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"Yeah. Turns you pale, stops your pulse."
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"MAUDE: I brought a tambourine for the sing-along!"
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"there's a smell to it."
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"(gurgling): Oh, wow..."
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"Ugh..."
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"Coriander..."
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"My friend is dead!"
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"- (screams) - (screams)"
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"(solemn organ music playing)"
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"(sobbing)"
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"MIKE (whispering): Dude, don't worry."
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"When she sees them bury you, she'll get it."
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"Josh..."
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"I brought you a sun visor."
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"It's a combination sun hat and visor."
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"(crying): You can wear it in heaven."
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"(sighs)"
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"He wasn't a wealthy man"
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"or a famous man"
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"or smart or strong..."
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"or unique"
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"What the...?"
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"(laughs)"
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"and a wonderful son"
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"I love you, Joshie."
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"Please light the pyre."
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"What pyre?"
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"What the...?"
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"Whew!"
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"Oh, dear God."
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"it's not a bad turnout, I guess."
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"Hi, gang."
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"Uh... Maude, I don't think"
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"Okay."
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"Why didn't you just tell me that?"
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"You're kind of sketchy."
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"I am very disappointed in you, Joshie."
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"I expected a lot more."
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"So did I."
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"So did I."
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"Oh, for..."
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"Very immature."
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"You put temp on there?"
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"but, uh, you owe me 30 bucks for that dram."
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"Uh, you know what?"
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"Liz, I really don't think this is necessary."
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"I just got out of a very long-term thing."
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"this little number."
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"(clears throat) This is... this is Josh,"
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"my brother I was telling you... I was telling you about."
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"- They're on to us. - I hope, I hope he kisses her."
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"Couple up."
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"That dinner was so awkward."
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"So, anything exciting happen lately?"
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"- Oh, Mom, I don't want to talk about it. - Well, Liz"
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"It's got mint in it."
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"how are you in the chair?"
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"- Something else? - (stammers) I don't know. I don't know."
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"When can I meet her?"
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"Ooh, she's as cute as a button!"
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"in Northbrook!"
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"What?!"
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"This is a date, isn't it?"
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"Like, I'm going to start going to improv all the time."
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"(laughing nervously): Oh, shit..."
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"- (laughs) - Uh..."
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"We have to get out of the city!"
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"_"
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"Shit!"
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"When she sees your corpse, she will get it."
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"- Yep. - Yep."
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"Down the hatch."
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"Yeah... oh."
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"- ♪ - _"
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"very bad idea. Do you know what it's like,"
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"(fake sobbing)"
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"(crying): But he was a really good brother..."
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"I have something to say."
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"Or... or... or any weekend."
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"Uh, thank-thanks, Tom."
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"She just texted a... kind of a joke."
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"Liz."
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"and a wonderful boyfriend to Maude."
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"- Oh! - (guests screaming)"
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"I wasn't quite sure when to bring this up,"
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"No, is your back supported?"
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"- Hey, uh... - MAUDE: Hey, Josh?"
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"- My God. - KURT: And, uh,"
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"Yeah, I don't... I don't, uh, I don't know."
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"uh, don't know if we should keep..."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"(screaming)"
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"I don't know. It seems kind of sketchy."
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