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Clips from Louie (2010) - The Road, Pt. 2 (S05E05)

"I don't really care. You should."
Louie (2010)
"Hey you guys like impressions?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah!"
Louie (2010)
"Come on, you guys like impressions?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah!"
Louie (2010)
"All right, hold on a second."
Louie (2010)
"Uh, hi, everybody."
Louie (2010)
"Nice to be here, uh..."
Louie (2010)
"I'm getting old man, you know?"
Louie (2010)
"I found my first gray pubic hair."
Louie (2010)
"You know, gray and red pubic hair..."
Louie (2010)
"Hey, man, how are you this morning?"
Louie (2010)
"Hey, can I say something, pal?"
Louie (2010)
"Go ahead."
Louie (2010)
"but you're just a drag."
Louie (2010)
"Right, I offered you food, I offered you drinks."
Louie (2010)
"And what? Oh, you're too good for me?"
Louie (2010)
"You know I got three kids, two are in college."
Louie (2010)
"And I'm a great dad."
Louie (2010)
"But you know what, I like to have fun."
Louie (2010)
"Okay-- I mean, does that--"
Louie (2010)
"I don't even know what they call it where you're from."
Louie (2010)
"you're an asshole."
Louie (2010)
"Wow."
Louie (2010)
"Can I say something to you?"
Louie (2010)
"Kenny, you're-- you're a hack."
Louie (2010)
"I hate following you on stage. I really hate it."
Louie (2010)
"And it's gross."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, by-- by telling shit jokes and fart jokes."
Louie (2010)
"Hey, don't knock the fart jokes."
Louie (2010)
"Those are my babies."
Louie (2010)
"You're gonna sit there and tell me farts aren't funny."
Louie (2010)
"Serio-- Look me in the eye and tell me farts aren't funny."
Louie (2010)
"Come on."
Louie (2010)
"Look me in the eye."
Louie (2010)
"Dude."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, man, dude, what are you doing?"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, God."
Louie (2010)
"Jesus."
Louie (2010)
"I'll go, man. No."
Louie (2010)
"No, no, seriously, I'll go."
Louie (2010)
"Farts are hilarious."
Louie (2010)
"What? Farts are funny."
Louie (2010)
"Of course farts are funny."
Louie (2010)
"See, I told you."
Louie (2010)
"I knew it! I knew it!"
Louie (2010)
"They make a little toot noise"
Louie (2010)
"when they come out of your asshole,"
Louie (2010)
"and they smell bad."
Louie (2010)
"There's never been a day"
Louie (2010)
"where a fart has not been funny."
Louie (2010)
"I've laughed at every fart I ever heard."
Louie (2010)
"Of course, how can you not?"
Louie (2010)
"How can you not?"
Louie (2010)
"it's so hard."
Louie (2010)
"You know, all the years..."
Louie (2010)
"I just wanted to be good at it,"
Louie (2010)
"it's all I wanted, was to be really, really good,"
Louie (2010)
"See, somebody put it in your head,"
Louie (2010)
""Oh, I gotta be a great comedian.""
Louie (2010)
"That's all you New York dudes."
Louie (2010)
"It's comedy."
Louie (2010)
"Look, it's about being funny and having fun and being outrageous."
Louie (2010)
"you just go up there, you act like a big asshole."
Louie (2010)
"People laugh, they go home, they make love."
Louie (2010)
"It's a blast!"
Louie (2010)
"Dude, I've been doing it for 30 years"
Louie (2010)
"See?"
Louie (2010)
"You've got to get out of your head, man."
Louie (2010)
"I just-- goddamn it, I'm a mess."
Louie (2010)
"Jeez-- Sorry, man."
Louie (2010)
"That's all right, man."
Louie (2010)
"Look, look-- I mean, look,"
Louie (2010)
"we both hate each other,"
Louie (2010)
"Me and you, start and finish this bottle."
Louie (2010)
"I'm not taking no for an answer."
Louie (2010)
"Come one, man."
Louie (2010)
"I'll take her for a swig."
Louie (2010)
"Ahh! Come on."
Louie (2010)
"Nice! See? There you go."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, dude."
Louie (2010)
"I gotta take a pizza dump."
Louie (2010)
"I'm puking, man."
Louie (2010)
"What does that mean?"
Louie (2010)
"Don't worry, just-- you're fine where you are."
Louie (2010)
"I'll take it right up here,"
Louie (2010)
"I just want to go, man. What are you doing, man?"
Louie (2010)
"I gotta go. What are you--"
Louie (2010)
"Jesus Christ, are you crazy?"
Louie (2010)
"Jesus Christ."
Louie (2010)
"What the hell happened?"
Louie (2010)
"What the hell happened? Oh, okay, okay, okay."
Louie (2010)
"Hi, how is he?"
Louie (2010)
"He didn't make it."
Louie (2010)
"You-- You mean he's dead?"
Louie (2010)
"Yes, sir."
Louie (2010)
"I'm never hiring you again."
Louie (2010)
"I'll tell you that right now."
Louie (2010)
"What's that?"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, my gosh, is that you? Nope."
Louie (2010)
"Mm-hmm. His name was Bash--Bush--"
Louie (2010)
"Blackbottom, uh, Bottompit."
Louie (2010)
"Hmm. He was a soldier?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, and, uh, he got killed by snakes."
Louie (2010)
"Really? Yeah. He shot the last shot"
Louie (2010)
"of the Civil War, and he missed."
Louie (2010)
"But then he went home and his wife had been eaten by a snake"
Louie (2010)
"Wait, I thought he was killed by the snake."
Louie (2010)
"Well..."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, no thanks, man. Thank you though."
Louie (2010)
"No, no, I just don't-- I don't--"
Louie (2010)
"I got three myself, but..."
Louie (2010)
"They'll just beg for it."
Louie (2010)
"and masturbate anyway.""
Louie (2010)
"So what do you want to do?"
Louie (2010)
"I'm just gonna go for a walk."
Louie (2010)
"All right. Great."
Louie (2010)
"Oh... oh, thanks."
Louie (2010)
"I don't get laid."
Louie (2010)
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