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Clips from Louie (2010) - The Road, Pt. 2 (S05E05)

"I worked all over the road, worked with everybody,"
Louie (2010)
"You are, man, look, I tried to be nice to you."
Louie (2010)
"It makes me a bad guy?"
Louie (2010)
"I don't know, you know?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, you know what, dude, at least I'm getting laughs."
Louie (2010)
"Is that what it is?"
Louie (2010)
"You crying?"
Louie (2010)
"...uh, just alone out here, and..."
Louie (2010)
"I've been a dick, and I'm sorry."
Louie (2010)
"I got an idea, man."
Louie (2010)
"Get out of here, man! Come on, man, just move."
Louie (2010)
"Move. I-- What? I can't--"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, shit. Oh, shit."
Louie (2010)
"Nope, that's my great-great-great- great-grandfather."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah. He was a great soldier,"
Louie (2010)
"and, uh, he was at the last, uh, battle of the Civil War."
Louie (2010)
"Um... Hmm, at Appomattox?"
Louie (2010)
"'cause it was such a bad shot."
Louie (2010)
"All right, and the two are not mutually exclusive."
Louie (2010)
"Let it out, let it out. What, what do you want? Tell me."
Louie (2010)
"All right."
Louie (2010)
"give it up for Louie C.K."
Louie (2010)
"and do another 20 or so"
Louie (2010)
"Hey, we're still here."
Louie (2010)
"Get out of the way, man."
Louie (2010)
"You get up there and you act like a jackass."
Louie (2010)
"Blackbottompit. Mm-hmm."
Louie (2010)
"and then he's gonna go on at the top, gonna come back on"
Louie (2010)
"Every fart is funny. Never."
Louie (2010)
"You gotta, man, what the hell. All right, okay."
Louie (2010)
"Dude..."
Louie (2010)
""You know, I'm gonna go back to the condo"
Louie (2010)
"No, because you're totally unfriendly."
Louie (2010)
"You're a disgrace to the art form."
Louie (2010)
"Stacy, this is Karen."
Louie (2010)
"Well, that's me."
Louie (2010)
"out of you every night, all right?"
Louie (2010)
"half-dead."
Louie (2010)
"All right, that's it for me."
Louie (2010)
"You know, you're getting old when--"
Louie (2010)
"47, what can I do, I can't-- I don't have sex."
Louie (2010)
"Is that what it is?"
Louie (2010)
"I hate being in the same profession as you."
Louie (2010)
"Those are my fart babies."
Louie (2010)
"Nah, it's cool, whatever."
Louie (2010)
"So, that's just-- That's how I dress."
Louie (2010)
"♪ On a highway ♪"
Louie (2010)
"What else? Snake ate him."
Louie (2010)
"The funny is in your ass."
Louie (2010)
"Too many what? Sickies?"
Louie (2010)
"No, that's-- I can't--"
Louie (2010)
"You can dress up. Please."
Louie (2010)
"Look at him."
Louie (2010)
"Why, thank you, mam."
Louie (2010)
"Come on, you farted before. You've never farted?"
Louie (2010)
"and I'm lighting it, all right?"
Louie (2010)
"About half way there."
Louie (2010)
"And I resent that I have to go on after you."
Louie (2010)
"What?"
Louie (2010)
"I know, brother."
Louie (2010)
"You know what happened is you tried to be good at it, man."
Louie (2010)
"and I don't-- I don't know what happened."
Louie (2010)
"I mean, think about it, we're on stage,"
Louie (2010)
"It's not an art, stupid, it's a bar trick."
Louie (2010)
"I don't give a shit."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, shit. Jesus Christ, man."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, my..."
Louie (2010)
"They'll go, "Look, just give me a hand job."
Louie (2010)